Posts by Elbow

1. 2024-06-04 at 10:53 PM UTC in monkey brain
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny Take up chess? I know I'm bored whenever I think I should work on my chess game. It's like the base activity you can do if you just need something to sink time into that isn't actively harmful to your health or sanity.

   
   https://voca.ro/1n5mp1R1i1Fj
2. 2024-06-04 at 10:33 PM UTC in monkey brain
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
3. 2024-06-04 at 10:30 PM UTC in monkey brain
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   this is what my head feels like rn
   
   
   
   ong fr fr
   
   there is such a thin membrane between me and... like... screeching monkey noises, smashing everything. boredom. inhuman boredom. nigh elven boredom: an eternal boredom that withers and frays my sanity.
   
   wat do
4. 2024-06-04 at 10:21 PM UTC in 'Boiling not warming': Marine life suffers as Thai sea temperatures hit record
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   It's just global warming then, not global boiling.
5. 2024-06-04 at 10:21 PM UTC in 'Boiling not warming': Marine life suffers as Thai sea temperatures hit record
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   N-no?
6. 2024-06-04 at 10:21 PM UTC in 'Boiling not warming': Marine life suffers as Thai sea temperatures hit record
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Oh shit, the water hit 100°C?
7. 2024-06-04 at 3:42 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ner vegas young children are better suited to crewed weapons like artillery where physical strength and dexterity aren't a primary concern

   
   
8. 2024-06-04 at 3:35 PM UTC in Dextromorphan for the first time, possibly early next week
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Instigator Yeah it's was shit
   
   I Necked two bottles of it so a 300mg dose, I then had the shits for awhile maybe I shat out the active bundy before it had time to get into my bloodstream(if thats possible). had a slight body buzz for a couple hours
   
   Very disappointing

   
   Yeah, that checks out. 300mg is barely enough to get off the ground for most people, and sorbitol is a laxative in high doses (if you're chugging syrups full of that, blasting ass is a risk). Also I don't know how much you weigh, but the effective dose is (seemingly unusually, among recreational drugs) highly dependent on your body weight - if you want to get good and fucked up, google "dxm dosage calculator" and aim for the higher end of the dose range associated with hitting the third "plateau" at your body weight.
   
   Dextromethorphan is kinda like two or three drugs at once, and which drug you're taking at any given time is a matter of dose/body weight. Sounds like you experienced a "first plateau" trip (or whatever... I haven't done bundy in a long time, and man... with the wisdom of years, this terminology that once felt native and natural to me now feels incredibly gay and cringe). First plateau is like having a pint or two: it's a nice enough buzz, but you're not properly drinking. Y'know? It's not even right to call that level of inebriation "drunk". So too with DXM. You haven't even really gotten high yet.
   
   I used to enjoy taking 600-900mg, for the record. If you decide to take more than 300mg next time, take fuckloads more. 2-4x the dose. Blast ass, barf, whatever, and then enjoy what amounts to an OTC k-hole.
9. 2024-06-04 at 3:21 PM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag https://voca.ro/11L9NnPbMQ4i

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I like making these voice notes to check how much my culchie accent has been lost.
   
   https://voca.ro/1Zo27NuZH05E

   
   oh no ur voice is rly prety
10. 2024-06-04 at 1:46 PM UTC in Black People are obsessed with this homely dog fucker Caitlyn Clark
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    take the rational dogpill
11. 2024-06-04 at 1:42 PM UTC in Normalised anti white hatred
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas that's certainly how it started out; campus protesters obviously thought they were raging against the White Privilege Power Structure Man but it's gotta be hard to keep that belief when they find that white people in the student body and faculty are supporting them while "white" leadership sends the cops to kick their teeth in and get them blacklisted from employment and education… after explicitly training them for this kind of political activism.

    
    "It's gonna get way too hard for these leftists to deal with the cognitive dissonance of their beliefs. Heh."
    
    Yeah, you right. They're rational actors whose whole worldview is about to come crumbling down. The walls are closing in on DEI and critical theorists.
12. 2024-06-04 at 1:36 PM UTC in Important Ethical Checkup (mandatory for all members)
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    I offer it to the old lady. The new mother is a strong and powerful young woman who doesn't need my charity and the guy with the busted up leg is a man (he can suck it up).
    
    We live in a matriarchy, so matriarchs get the goodies.
13. 2024-06-04 at 4:18 AM UTC in Normalised anti white hatred
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas though israel's brazen j'ewish behaviour is likely going to serve as a catalyst…

    
    For further antiwhite hatred, yeah. Jews are white, colonial oppressors. You think that's going to make Jews look bad? It's going to make huwhites look bad, because it's huwhite people being evil. Sorry.
14. 2024-06-03 at 8:10 PM UTC in The fucking LORE of this place
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me.

    
    Anger is fear announced.
15. 2024-06-03 at 4:02 PM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    i just realize that as a brit/brit-adjacent, op probably pronounces "harassment" as "harris-mint"
16. 2024-06-03 at 2:27 AM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag This has been ongoing for two years and he's committing a crime here. When no one else calls him out you become part of the problem, and I'm sick of people saying he's okay when he keeps messaging me asking to meet me and for sex when he knows I want nothing to do with him. He asked me how my dad was knowing he's dead. I don't expect anyone to call him out but I want you to know I am judging you.

    
    I've bitched at him for it privately, but I can't really say I see the point in a public "callout" post about him. Nobody cares, and nobody is going to start caring. Aggressive quasi-queer wignats spamming your inbox with pictures of their suspiciously foreskin-free dicks is just the cost of doing business on this part of the internet.
17. 2024-06-02 at 11:57 PM UTC in "allergy season"
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    I don't have allergies. Th-that was the whole point of this thread. I was scoffing at the very idea of being debilitated by the mere presence of aerosolized plant cum.
18. 2024-06-02 at 11:47 PM UTC in Have you been brainwashed?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Obbe Brainwashed AI

    
    oh god oh fuck and we're brainwashing the ai to be useless it all checks out
19. 2024-06-02 at 11:05 PM UTC in Have you been brainwashed?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinks computers are more like really shitty versions of people lol

    
    i ain't never been betrayed by the cumpooter it does exactly what i tell it to
20. 2024-06-02 at 10:10 PM UTC in "allergy season"
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    lmao couldnt be me