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Posts by Elbow

  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    "We're going to brainwash them to be completely uncertain about everything, so they're basically impossible to reason with."
    - Illuminopoly

    I mean, it's typical of conspiracy theories for the plan to be completely nonsensical like that, so assuming that conspiracy theories are generally true I suppose I might be being brainwashed to be less cooperative.
  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    I suspect I haven't been brainwashed because the things I actually "believe" (that we should be hyper-rationally skeptical to the point of seeming irrationality, that we should believe ~nothing) are completely useless to people in power. Like, look at how I phrased that: "~nothing". I'm so committed to disbelief that I'm forced to leave open the possibility that there are some things we should believe. This basically makes me useless to anyone who is hoping to achieve any sort of goal.
  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    You should expect to spend the first hour after taking it fighting nausea. You will most likely puke 45-90 minutes after taking it. Hold the line - hold it in - for as long as you can. When you finally give in and hurl, and once your faculties are no longer preoccupied with keeping the contents of your stomach on the inside of your body, you will quickly begin to notice how fucked up you are. Enjoy the ride for 6 hours or so, and then enjoy feeling some pep in your step for the next day or so: revitalized, full of vim and vigor.
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry

    dicksperm dicksperm

    the dicksperm is dodging the egg

    i repeat, the dicksperm has missed the egg
  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    braldye

  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you ever sold your bathwater online?

    Of course not!
  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    I think it's equal parts jealousy over not having any comparable financial options, and the fact that it's predatory (after a fashion). Like... you have to be a supremely mentally deficient simp to pay for porn, and an individual who makes their livelihood off of finding people like that and taking their money is not a good person. You could chalk this up to good old fashioned misogyny and not wanting to see women get ahead, but people have no more favorable an outlook when it comes to the many Jewish men who produce so much of the adult entertainment industry's content.

    People are willing to forgive a pornstar - pornstar is just a job. The production side is seen as more scummy, closer to being a pimp or a drug dealer.
  8. Elbow African Astronaut


    (ok i didnt frew up but i kinda wish i did this feels very unpleasant)
  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    my tummy hurts so much it woked me up
  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nobody tell them about the Streisand effect

    oh no now they're gonna learn all about the streisand effect
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    i mean yea that's kinda my whole thing

    i just stay posted up in bed and rot

    i'm not like... depressed tho aha i'm just tired and don't enjoy anything

  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    it was cute, i stand by this
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  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Honestly when this site goes down that's probably it for me. I think I'll just... disappear. Unless there's a clear successor that isn't complete dogshit. Like... I'm never going to newtotse.
  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    I vote that Lanny should ban this thread because this community is degenerate enough that someone might go out there and make their bet a sure thing.
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm straight and Islamic but I don't hate gay people.

    Right? I would pity the hell out of anyone God wanted me to hang from a crane, not hate them.
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    blue guns are luckier
  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley he no longer posts here much

    lol
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  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks this really has me thinking, kinda like that fast black guy Usian BOLT obivously goes faster because he is named bolt.

    We already know cars with flames go faster, especially if they're painted from front to back.

    Do yellow guns fire faster??? Why don't people paint all their guns yellow? Like lightning.

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