2024-05-28 at 11:07 PM UTC
Folks this really has me thinking, kinda like that fast black guy Usian BOLT obivously goes faster because he is named bolt.
We already know cars with flames go faster, especially if they're painted from front to back.
Do yellow guns fire faster??? Why don't people paint all their guns yellow? Like lightning.
2024-05-29 at 12:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
Folks this really has me thinking, kinda like that fast black guy Usian BOLT obivously goes faster because he is named bolt.
We already know cars with flames go faster, especially if they're painted from front to back.
Do yellow guns fire faster??? Why don't people paint all their guns yellow? Like lightning.
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2024-05-29 at 12:06 PM UTC
I have decided to paint a yellow lightning bolt on my penis to make it shoot faster.
2024-05-29 at 1:39 PM UTC
if I were to take a lump of sugar and press it into a candy and then added green or purple food coloring and told you it was grape/mint you might actually taste grape/mint
vehicles go faster when they're red because Orks think they do. (Technically Orks are a little bit psychic, but don't know it, and the mass belief causes a small alteration in the engine's reality. One assumes if enough colour-blind orks formed an army, then GREEN ones would go faster…)
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2024-05-29 at 2:13 PM UTC
they get performance anxiety when the government mandated camera in their wall zooms in
2024-05-29 at 2:19 PM UTC
I wonder what a blue gun would do
2024-05-29 at 2:21 PM UTC
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