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Are my balls gonna fall off?
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2018-02-09 at 2:17 AM UTCdoes anyone ever get this? they're like tiny little black-man's pinches, you know where you get dead blood trapped under your skin when pinching your finger or summing. but they're always and only ever on my balls. usually just one or two but i have had five or six at one time. i don't get them often, maybe every few months i notice some. they are easy enough to squeeze out, almost like squeezing a zit, and fairly painless tbh. but they bleed like nothing fucking else. that shit just doesn't stop, ever, i have to pinch the skin around the area to stop the bloodflow to the area for about 10 minutes while the blood still in the wound area finally clots up. i never heard of anything like this. is this what getting old entails?
this is a pic of the little black man's pinch thingy
this shows it bleeding on video. video is two minutes. it went on for like 20 minutes before i did the pinch cutting off bloodflow thingy.
here you can see just how much blood came from that tiny little spot on my balls
all that was from my balls man. balls should never bleed this much. wtf is going on with me man? this shit is fucking craycray.
i can't lose my balls man, i couldn't live without my balls.
does this shit even have a name or what.
WHY ISN'T THIS SHIT ON THE FUCKING NEWS
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2018-02-09 at 2:18 AM UTCHaha. You said balls.
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2018-02-09 at 2:20 AM UTCJesus fucking christ what the fuck go to a hospitalThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-09 at 2:20 AM UTCTHIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY YOU CUNT. FUCKOFF MMMMMQ
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2018-02-09 at 2:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Daily Jesus fucking christ what the fuck go to a hospital
wtf? sure i'm walking into a fucking hospital, getting my balls out and saying, can you sort out this tiny little bleeding spot on my balls coz i can't deal with it.
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2018-02-09 at 2:22 AM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 2:23 AM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 2:27 AM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 2:37 AM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 2:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist you ain't cauter fucking anything, anywhere near my balls. fuck off.
also, if noses aren't meant to bleed then why does blood always come out of them then? that's a really stupid thing to say mmq.
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With that logic than k guess your balls are meant to bleed since blood is coming out of them .
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2018-02-09 at 2:45 AM UTCHave considered not pinching them and letting them go away on their own?
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2018-02-09 at 3:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ With that logic than k guess your balls are meant to bleed since blood is coming out of them .
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
but your balls don't bleed naturally without any sort of injury or by cutting etc. your nose does, i used to get nosebleeds as a kid, still do but very very rarely now. that shit just comes out for nothing. i don't even touch my nose and it can start gushing blood.
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2018-02-09 at 3:03 AM UTCdo you think this is coz my dick is so big that all the blood when i get erections is getting somehow trapped or is building up too much pressure in that area of my body?
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2018-02-09 at 3:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist does anyone ever get this? they're like tiny little black-man's pinches, you know where you get dead blood trapped under your skin when pinching your finger or summing. but they're always and only ever on my balls. usually just one or two but i have had five or six at one time. i don't get them often, maybe every few months i notice some. they are easy enough to squeeze out, almost like squeezing a zit, and fairly painless tbh. but they bleed like nothing fucking else. that shit just doesn't stop, ever, i have to pinch the skin around the area to stop the bloodflow to the area for about 10 minutes while the blood still in the wound area finally clots up. i never heard of anything like this. is this what getting old entails?
this is a pic of the little black man's pinch thingy
this shows it bleeding on video. video is two minutes. it went on for like 20 minutes before i did the pinch cutting off bloodflow thingy.
here you can see just how much blood came from that tiny little spot on my balls
all that was from my balls man. balls should never bleed this much. wtf is going on with me man? this shit is fucking craycray.
i can't lose my balls man, i couldn't live without my balls.
does this shit even have a name or what.
WHY ISN'T THIS SHIT ON THE FUCKING NEWS
stop being such a bitch about it...that is all perfectly normal. go to the store, get some maxipads or insertable tampons, and read the instructions. dont be so stressed and relax...all little girls go through the same thing when they hit puberty and start their periods.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-09 at 3:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist wtf? sure i'm walking into a fucking hospital, getting my balls out and saying, can you sort out this tiny little bleeding spot on my balls coz i can't deal with it.
what kind of a fucking numpty would i look like there, lol.
wait until you discover you were born little girl but your parents really wanted a little boy so they went to a nice doctor down in mexico to have a wee bit of cut-and-paste -ing done.
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2018-02-09 at 3:12 AM UTCyou know you really do need to go away and work on some new material. its what comedians do after telling the same gags for a little while, for not even a 1/100th of the time you've been telling the same 3 jokes just recycled and recycled to fucking shittery.
go away, you're fucking boring.
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2018-02-09 at 3:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist you know you really do need to go away and work on some new material. its what comedians do after telling the same gags for a little while, for not even a 1/100th of the time you've been telling the same 3 jokes just recycled and recycled to fucking shittery.
go away, you're fucking boring.
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2018-02-09 at 3:50 AM UTCfaggots can dream, i guess. i don't blame you faggots wanting a piece of my awesome D. just remember its just a dream and always will be tho jill, and that way you won't be so heart-broken when it never fucking happens you silly jedi gaydoll you.
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2018-02-09 at 3:55 AM UTCMUTILATION
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