2018-03-17 at 6:58 AM UTC
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Fuck shit up on reddit?
Yo, DFG, not really sure what went down but it'd be nice if you would ban the posters that spam instead of the domain. Seems like a reasonable number of posters here found this place through /r/totse, I'd like to keep that channel open if possible.
Originally posted by Dfg
This is not Totse, this shithole you called an awesome form is NOT totse, nor is the sub-reddit nor is TOTSEANS.COM. Get it to your head.
Great, neither of us claim to be totse or the "official" totse successor. But we do both come from that community, and the totse subreddit kinda has a monopoly on the totse SEO. This "shithole" isn't about to collapse for lack of ability to advertise on your subreddit but seeing as at least some of the people on there have demonstrated a willingness to post here I'd like to be able to continue to let people searching for totse to know this community exists. I'm not asking you to just let spam happen but if you could distinguish between people spamming and people posting links to this site in an informative/helpful way I'd appreciate it.
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Originally posted by Zanick
That's really great, I've always been told I'm a good writer, too. Are you self-publishing? Do you mind sharing about how much work you put in?
Generally I write every day. Even if it's just for 5 minutes. Whenever I'm at my computer, I have Word or Scrivener open. Scrivener is very good for outlines/planning if you know how to use it. Wouldn't write in it. I don't use it very often any more though, only when I get sick of using paper.
I am self-published. Some people look down on self-published authors, but if it works for you and you can make money, that's all that matters. There's a lot more work that goes into it though. Especially regarding formatting and covers. I do all my own formatting, but I only made one cover before I got sick of it. Image editing is not my thing.
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2018-03-16 at 3:30 AM UTC
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Have you ever been mugged?
No, but I probably came close. 3 young niggers were following me from the train station, but fortunately I noticed them in time. You could tell by their moments. Only time they ever move fast is when they're up to something. I have a very high level of awareness and unusually good peripheral vision. Asperger's has actually been found to produce significant differences in the visual cortex and visual acuity as well as ability to detect moment is far higher than normal. I made a sudden turn to confirm whether they were following me, then went into the middle of the street (cars weren't that common there due to the way it was set up) and pretended to be confused, then turned to walk back. Once I was right by the station, which has a police substation, and confronted them right by a police car due to the strong psychological impact of it. Then it went like this:
"Hey, are you guys following me?"
"Why, you want some?"
pulls out pepper spray
"What the fuck is that?"
"Pepper spray."
"Pepper spray, nigga, I got a glock."
Anyway, I tried to defuse the situation and they walked away, but I saw them just standing there watching me from a block away. I then ratted them out to the cops and 2 ended up getting arrested, although one ran.
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2018-03-16 at 2:12 AM UTC
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Have you ever been mugged?
Honestly Kevin, it's pretty fucked up of you to make this thread. I've kept it out of public light for years out of fear you'd retaliate, but no more. I can't stand by and let you stack victims like Bill Krozby stacks legos.
Zanick mugged, beat, and raped me while parked in the lot of an outdoor shopping mall.
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Zanick you are literally the Nadal my Federer. I realize that I really, truly love you. You are a great person. I've seen like 2 pictures of you but I can already say that you have the face of a person with a good heart. I think we would get along great if we were friends in real life.
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R E LE A SE
ベーッ椅椅ギ
T HE ーサベ
L OG S 泳曖ユ
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Originally posted by Zanick
Check your PM's, nigga, and DO NOT MAKE ME ASK AGAIN.
Wai? I bet you invite all the #forumboyz to your #sexdungeon. I'm not just going to come calling when you've grown tired of your other playthings.
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "dung"!
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Originally posted by Zanick
What is the source of the misinformation surrounding his work, then?
Basically, Cracked.com sucked Tesla's cock and circle jerked about how Edison was a piece of shit for years, multiple articles featured that. One example from 2007, where the majority of the section about Edison, is about Tesla:
http://www.cracked.com/article_14870_7-great-men-in-history-and-why-you-should-hate-them.htmlThen this faggot made this comic:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/teslaThen other listicle sites started to Teslajerk because it was easy and positive "betcha didn't know!" and it spread like AIDS. Notice how these articles jump to attach Tesla's name to AC current ("we can credit him with it" etc). People ran with that football and now Tesla invented A/C apparently.
In reality, he did contribute greatly to A/C current tenant homology but he didn't invent it, not even close, and he wasn't the one "responsible" for it or its wide scale adoption. A shit load of work on A/C was already being conducted (heh) in Europe, but America was the duelling ground and became the engine for the research.
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They didn't ship for ages so I just dropped them an email asking what was up and I got this back.
————- Begin message ————-
Message from 3rd party seller:
My friend there was a delay in shipping as we went out of stock of Silver consoles however the console should be shipped today by Gods will , will try to get the tracking for the game today too .
tk
————- End message ————-
Dear NSA, I love america and would never intentionally associate with some dirty middle easterners.
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Originally posted by Fox Paws
I’ve tested myself irl enough to know how smart I really am. A lot of people rely on my intelligence on a daily basis. I succeed and excel at almost everything I do. Many people have described me as “brilliant” in my professional life. It’s extremely rare that I meet someone smarter than me.
That said, almost everything I write on here is totally random shitposting to kill time, it’s not a good representation. The same could probably be said for most of you fuckers so it’s hard to tell sometimes who’s actually intelligent. Zanick is definitely up there though.
Zanick is actually a small office of about 15 people working together in the northern suburbs of Denver, Colorado.
Selling philosophy out the house, nigga.
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
I can't give you any real advice. I think you know in your heart how to handle the situation. Be true to yourself and don't let her walk over you. Stand up for yourself. Don't play games just be real. Remember that you're there for your mom first.
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I think you should still take my advice of doing everything yourself so that she becomes useless. Don't ask her for anything. Act as if you are the only one present.
And if you want, I'll come over and praise you a fuck ton in front of her. We could actually do this Zanick. Imagine how she'd feel when I come over SO happy to see you and thank you for helping put me through school and giving me that advice that turned my life around. We can collaborate on stories i can tell her beforehand.
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Originally posted by Zanick
I mean, it's not like Bill Krozby is hideous or anything. His face has good symmetry, and his smile is actually kind of inviting because his teeth are pretty straight. Women probably don't get scared just looking at him. It probably isn't until he asks for sex for the hundredth time that they start to wonder if they've made a mistake, and that's when he gets handsy.
I'm so glad you're posting again
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Originally posted by Malice
“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”
You know I always see this attributed to Socrates but it seems like one of the more obvious "embellishments" by Plato. Socrates was a jobless bum who spent his days harassing the citizens of athens, I doubt that nigga was in any kind of shape. Plato on the other hand was a soldier and a narcissist.
Originally posted by Malice
I would, but typing Japanese characters is too much of a pain in the ass and I don't know any kanji.
僕の階に来てよ。馬鹿。
It's actually amazingly easy relative to how difficult it seems like it would be. You type the phoneticism so you only need a rough idea of what the correct kanji is to do it.
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Just did an hour and 10 minutes of cardio with some HIIT at the end.
Get moving lazybones, if someone like me (ME) can do it you should damn well be able to.
Earlier I was drilling Japanese and I felt this distinct feeling in my brain. It felt good, like a mixture of some sort of higher level cognitive activation and mild euphoria. It's what I imagine large scale rapid neurogenesis would feel like if you could feel it. It gave me the motivation to go out and improve myself even further.
“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”
It really felt remarkable to experience just how fast the human body can adopt. Before this I could barely jog for two minutes straight.
I was looking at my bare upper body in the mirror, witnessing myself regaining my peak physical condition, and had the profound realization that I am one sexy little boy.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
don't be a fucking retard…you get the point I was trying to make.
I do. You were likening the assignment of moral rights to animals with mental illness because, in your incorrect understanding, both involve ascribing human qualities to inanimate objects. But animals are not inanimate objects (the word animate and animal share a latin root, btw) nor is moral agency an exclusively human quality, or at least not incontrovertible so.
Or maybe you're talking about the meta-point of how you've given up on having an actual discussion and have regressed to name calling. I got that point too, but thought I was being polite in not brining it up.
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Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
I don't know who's jediing who anymore
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Originally posted by infinityshock
the logical endgame is you heavily medicated in an in-patient facility with no windows and locks on the doors that you don't have a key to.
personification of inanimate objects is a mental disorder. wanting to give them rights is delusions of grandeur.
the next opportunity I get to abuse an animal, I want you to know my motivation is your discomfort, not that of the animal.
>inanimate objects
>animals
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Checking your post office box at 2:24 am. #HowANiggaLive
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She registered with the address brightkaren64@gmail.com . Godspeed my dude
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