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Do you have a balanced diet?

  1. #41
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I poop shit.
  2. #42
    I only eat bread based scales

  3. #43
    Originally posted by Kinkou At a time in my life when I was still fat I was bulimic for several months. I'd also excersise for 3 or 4 hours each day. Some days I would just drink Bacardi out of the bottle and exercise. It was a cool moment in my length of life….

    I swallow all my food now, unless it tastes like shit or I realize it's full of sugar.. then I spit it in the trash can.

    Don't ask questions you don't want real answers for lol.

    This kid actually gets it, what life is actually about. This is the wisest person on this entire forum, for real.
  4. #44
    Turkey club on wholegrain wheat bread each morning at work, then in the afternoon a 24oz tub of full-fat cottage cheese, in the evening a whole block of full-fat cream cheese on two large slices of multigrain wheat bread.

    A few times per week I'll eat something in addition.

    Weight stays around 180 depending on hydration.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Balanced diets are a huge meme. "Oh have to make sure to eat enough dairy and mix in some carbs for energy…" -bullshit.

    Your ancestors ate rhinocerous meat and psychotropic berries, and were able to chase wild antelope 60 miles a day across the plains of Africa.

    You sip latte and worry about if the plastic in your disposable cup is giving you cancer.

    You are gay!

    Holy shit man LOL IRL.
  6. #46
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    It was some faggot's birthday today and he offered me a slice of coconut cake - I tried to reject him in a jokey fashion, but I was ambushed by about 6 other faggots who, of course, want to see my visible abs and defined jawline destroyed in order to level the playing field in the sexual market. I had a bite and began chewing extremely slowly while nodding and smiling, secretly planning to run to the bathroom and spit out the sugarkike before anybody noticed. However, I was ambushed again, this time by a question, and out of impatience, swallowed the sugarkike to answer. Approximately 20 minutes later, I began feeling anxious and depressed - the decline of testosterone was palpable - and I couldn't even hold eye contact with an 8/10 who was checking me out. The ingestion of the sugarkike temporarily turned me into a beta. I even felt sympathetic to marxist ideology. Thank you faggot for force feeding me a slice of coconut kike and reminding me why I stay away from exogenous cancer.
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  7. #47
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Marx was a pretty fat fucker, hmmm
  8. #48
    I've actually been thinking about it this a lot, but I think sugar is psychologically damaging.
  9. #49
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Daily visible abs

    pics or it didnt happen
  10. #50
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Daily It was some faggot's birthday today and he offered me a slice of coconut cake - I tried to reject him in a jokey fashion, but I was ambushed by about 6 other faggots who, of course, want to see my visible abs and defined jawline destroyed in order to level the playing field in the sexual market. I had a bite and began chewing extremely slowly while nodding and smiling, secretly planning to run to the bathroom and spit out the sugarkike before anybody noticed. However, I was ambushed again, this time by a question, and out of impatience, swallowed the sugarkike to answer. Approximately 20 minutes later, I began feeling anxious and depressed - the decline of testosterone was palpable - and I couldn't even hold eye contact with an 8/10 who was checking me out. The ingestion of the sugarkike temporarily turned me into a beta. I even felt sympathetic to marxist ideology. Thank you faggot for force feeding me a slice of coconut kike and reminding me why I stay away from exogenous cancer.

    sugar increases my heartbeat and caused unwarranted excitement.

    and caused me to be easily aroused.
  11. #51
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock pics or it didnt happen

    there are surcharges on prostitute on valentines day .... arent there ????
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Daily It was some faggot's birthday today and he offered me a slice of coconut cake - I tried to reject him in a jokey fashion, but I was ambushed by about 6 other faggots who, of course, want to see my visible abs and defined jawline destroyed in order to level the playing field in the sexual market. I had a bite and began chewing extremely slowly while nodding and smiling, secretly planning to run to the bathroom and spit out the sugarkike before anybody noticed. However, I was ambushed again, this time by a question, and out of impatience, swallowed the sugarkike to answer. Approximately 20 minutes later, I began feeling anxious and depressed - the decline of testosterone was palpable - and I couldn't even hold eye contact with an 8/10 who was checking me out. The ingestion of the sugarkike temporarily turned me into a beta. I even felt sympathetic to marxist ideology. Thank you faggot for force feeding me a slice of coconut kike and reminding me why I stay away from exogenous cancer.

    God I love this site.
  13. #53
    I've slqoly grown to emotionally and intellectually hate sugar. It still tastes amazing but I've noticed that when I have it, it seems to gum up the works as far as my brain is concerned; I feel happy and content, because my brain is telling me "nice, lots of calories caveman falcon! This is a great way to defeat starvation in the stone age!" I feel myself getting sluggish and hazy when I consume sugar. I've been trying to avoid it as best I can recently.
  14. #54
    As of yesterday, I'm basically on a non-"food" diet, i.e. I'm basically only eating nutritionally balanced whey shake and powdered oat based concoctions. I've been feeling pretty great as a result, my body has been thanking me.
  15. #55
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader there are surcharges on prostitute on valentines day …. arent there ????

    i hope not...im only paying that bitch the nickle i usually give her. but ill ask Bill Krozbys mom when i see her.
  16. #56
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader sugar increases my heartbeat and caused unwarranted excitement.

    and caused me to be easily aroused.

    normal males get that reaction when they see a naked woman.
  17. #57
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon As of yesterday, I'm basically on a non-"food" diet, i.e. I'm basically only eating nutritionally balanced whey shake and powdered oat based concoctions. I've been feeling pretty great as a result, my body has been thanking me.

    bring those pretty handsome and well tanned individual lips of yours over here and daddy will give you a nice nutritionally balanced whey shake...warm and creamy...just how you like it.
  18. #58
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock bring those pretty handsome and well tanned individual lips of yours over here and daddy will give you a nice nutritionally balanced whey shake…warm and creamy…just how you like it.

    Typical.
  19. #59
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop Typical.

    stop being jealous...i have plenty more for you.
  20. #60
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock normal males get that reaction when they see a naked woman.

    thats the problem, they arent even naked yet and i already having a very hardon.
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