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2018-03-28 at 4:59 PM UTC in Remembering Captain FalconThanked for the nice words, even though you plagiarized that last part.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-26 at 3:45 AM UTC in Can we have a "preview" option next to "submit"?Yeah, sounds like a good idea. I've added it for posts. Still need to generalize it the new thread and edit pages but you can fiddle with it now. Let me know if you have any issues or want to see something different.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-25 at 1:11 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatWhat would make me happy is another 40 pages of this thread at the end of which no one has changed their opinionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-24 at 9:15 PM UTC in Do you remember the first time you took a drug?
Originally posted by Fox Paws That’s not a drug bitch.
Tell us about the first time you tried smack at age 11
err yeah its definitely a drug. funnily enough tho it was at 11 years old that i first tried a recreational drug.
Originally posted by Enter then whyd you bring it up and make me waste all this time asking you this shit
fred said first time you took a drug.
the first time i took a proper dangerous recreational drug was just after xmas in 1984. i was riding my new bike around the estate and rode down this little alleyway that was about halfway down my street. in the alley were some of the slightly older kids that were my neighbors who i used to hang out with sometimes. i was already well down my little rebellious path by this point and when i see they were smoking this really naughty stuff and then they offered me to have a few drags i was totally down for it. they passed me one that was already halfway smoked and i didn't hesitate to put it to my lips and take that very first ever drag. it made me cough of course and these older kids of course had their obligatory laugh at my innocenceness showing through, but i still took a few more tokes and hung around while they smoked a couple more. it felt awesome doing something so forbidden and i knew right there that i would be doing more of this at every opportunity from then on. and i did, for a while sneaking down that alley with the older kids became a regular thing, we were this ultra cool little clique that were participating in something nobody else knew about and was totally against all the rules. but of course it wasn't long before i was hooked, and just going down that alley once every day or so wasn't enough. and by this time just a few pulls of somebody elses wasn't enough, i was smoking whole ones to myself. of course supplying my dirty little habit had now become a small problem and as an 11 year old who was only on around £1 per week in pocket money, this was no where near enough. so i was spending my school dinner money on it. and when that wasn't enough i quickly resorted to stealing to fund my addiction. at first just stealing some out of my moms handbag but even that couldn't supply me for long. there was a kid at the top of my road who was about a year younger than me and i used to go round his house regularly to play atari with him and they had soda stream which was pretty cool. i was playing pacman one afternoon in his conservatory when he went off to make us a soda stream. while he was gone i noticed there were a load of bags stacked up behind the couch i was sitting on. in one of them it was full of my current drug of choice. his family had been away to spain on vacation recently and they had obviously smuggled a load back with them. i couldn't resist, in fact i didn't even have to think twice and automatically just slipped one of the smaller packets of this deadly narcotic into my pocket. after i left his i went down the local youth center because it was wednesday and they had a disco on in the evenings. i hooked up with my pal lee down there that evening who also had developed himself a nasty little habit as well. we went into the public toilets by the park and got greedy smoking shitloads one after the other. we'd never had so much in one go and we got totally carried away. pretty soon i was spewing my guts up as was lee, we had consumed way too much and i felt sick as dog for the rest of the night. my head was spinning and i couldn't stop being sick for hours. still after this i was unperturbed and continued smoking more and my addiction just got worse and worse. soon i did away with the weaker stuff and got onto the real hard stuff, benson and hedges, that smooth gold box just made it look so elegant and it just seemed like everyone else was doing it. i would get a pound for my school dinner money and was able to buy in the local shop a pack of 10 B&H for 71p and a box of matches for 9p. that would still leave me enough for a bag of chips and a can of drink which is all i lived on for the rest of my school career. but pretty soon that wasn't enough and i would resort to stealing once again. and i became pretty professional at it too, soon climbing the criminal ladder. my parents would often buy theirs in bulk and leave sealed packets on the side unopened. but i had developed a way of very carefully opening the cellophane at the bottom of the pack, sliding it up till i could open the lid, carefully lift the inner foil and i would remove the two back corner cigarettes and then do it all back up again neatly, sliding the cellophane back down the box and using a small strip of scotch tape so that you would never notice unless you were looking for it. i did that for years and there was many a time when it would get me by when i had nothing to smoke at all. anyway eventually doing baccy led onto other drugs, some of which were as much as a quarter or even a whole 50% as deadly as smoking cigarettes was. the next thing i knew i was 45, still hopelessly addicted to tobacco and sitting here at my computer telling my story in the hope that some other 11 year old will read it and maybe, just maybe it will make one of those 11 year olds stop and think before taking that first drag, thinking it was really cool to be doing that forbidden shit with those cool older kids. if we can save just one kid it will be worth it.
my name is NARCassist and i am an addict.
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2018-03-24 at 6:03 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I love all of you. If any of you ever feel like you aren't loved. This post proves you are wrong.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-23 at 11:14 PM UTC in NARCassistThere's a beer for that.
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2018-03-23 at 8:38 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-23 at 3:19 AM UTC in Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?Whats it matter?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-22 at 1:52 PM UTC in Attempt to psychoanalyze the user above youBitter about some kind of government fuckover, has little to strive for due to fucked up CV, acquires resources through the government that caused this fuckover in order to purchase adulterated heroin off the streets. Is conflict-averse online but more willing to bash somebody's skull in irl due to years of prison time. Happy that teenage girls stay the same age as he gets older. Dependent on pleasure, not sex or heroin. Has a decent relationship with his children but feels slightly ashamed when comparing his father-child bond to othersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-22 at 9:08 AM UTC in Poisoning of Sergei Skripal - Facts and QuestionsI wrote that last post on the train, pretty sure I heard the girl next to me say 'fuck's sake' under her breath when I wrote the last sentence
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2018-03-22 at 6:04 AM UTC in I have gotten 6 women pregnant and forced them to have an abortion.One abortion for all six? Like a Tupperware party but with coathangers and vodka?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-22 at 2:43 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-22 at 1:30 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatGuys, there's no rule against name calling but if your post is 100% insults and 0% discussion of the thread's topic then please take it elsewhere.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-21 at 5:19 PM UTC in ATTN: HTS
Originally posted by benny vader i missed the season finale.
did the highlighter came out naturally or what ???
Went to the hospital, stayed overnight, got doped up on morphine, played Need for Speed Underground 2 on the Gamecube and watched Mr. Deeds on DVD while enjoying my buzz, and then was anesthetized so a doctor could pull the highlighter from my unconscious virgin asshole.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-21 at 2:57 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
Originally posted by Obbe Plants can demonstrate an interest in their own continued existence as well. For instance when they sense a catipllier eating them (or even an audio recording of the sound of a catipllier eating a leaf) some plants will produce certain chemicals as a defense mechanism. I don't know if plants or animals can be considered moral agents but I don't know if that matters either. What is unlikely? Why? If you did have to reconsider your plant intake, what would you consume to stay alive? Would you try to stay alive?
As Zanick said, there's a difference between defense mechanism and intentional behavior. Even in humans, we have reflexes that can be disjoined intentional behavior. People with CIPA who can't feel pain or temperature differences can still reflexively withdraw a hand if exposed to fire, we flinch in anticipation of pain rather than its experience. Not every response to negative stimulus implies the ability to suffer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-20 at 2:55 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER Honestly I have no clue. Just shit doesnt add up. Ive told her about 7 or 8 times now that if shes still got some stuff that needs to be resolved with him, thats fine- just dont drag me into it. Ill still get her the stuff shr needs to get by and stay sober. I still wont be doing her any special favors. Ill still keep making money off her. Ill still be friendly. Ive given her every opportunity to "come clean", and shes stiull sticking with the same story.
Yet, every single day she's "waiting for him to leave" the apt. Ive walked her into lying about small stuff. She texted me when she got off work last night at 11:30 and when I texted her back 20 min later she never nresponded. I assumed she fell asleep. So when I was out doing work last night, I passed by her apt a couple times and her car was parked in the private lot. And so I texted "I guess you never made it home. Going to bed. Night." And when she texted this morning, she said that she hadnt made it home.
My current working theory is that her parents hate the ex, and they perhaps threatened to stop paying rent and her "stipend" if she was going to be staying with scumfuck. But scumfuck is the only way she can really get drugs, since ive expressed that I have no interest in another junkie girlfriend overdosing in bed with me. So new, friendly, prpotective dude shows up for the parents, their minds are at ease, they continue on sending Western Union every week like usual, and keep contributing to her trust fund.
Idk. Like I said- Im not letting myself get sucked too far into it. If it works out, itll be nice. If this is all an elaborate act to keep getting high, shes a pretty awful person and im sure karma will work things out. Im not going to be listening to elliot smith, smoking clove cigarettes in the dark if tghe latter turns out to be true, I just dont UNDERSTAND more than anything. My brain has a need for LOGIC and ORDER. I need to put the puzzle pieces together here. Whatever the case it, I wish shed just say it outright. I suppose thats too much to expect of a woman. *shrug*
Anyway- stay tuned. Im sure Ill get a string of emotional texts back in the next 24 hours.
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2018-03-19 at 4:17 PM UTC in masturabate word enhancement
Originally posted by Zanick I still don't understand this issue
lanny turns on word enhancements sometimes without saying anything, so when you finish your post the meaning has changed
alm0st died > masturbated
weak white > BIG DICK TRILL NIGGA
and a bunch of other stuff. mostly to fuck with specific Bill Krozbyposters who spam the same buzzwords over and over again.
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2018-03-18 at 10:49 PM UTC in Have you ever been mugged?
Originally posted by Zanick I've always wanted to get into a street brawl with my drunk friends. How drunk were you? What did you fight over? How many people got hurt? Were there police?
Not quite hammered enough to not know my head from my ass but up there. And about 8 people were there and everyone got fucking hurt, lol. I got thrown through a window, got a pretty bad cut on my arm. My buddy got a brick thrown at his skull, he was bleeding pretty bad, and we smashed a couple of beer bottles over the other guys' heads. They bled too, haha, there was this one guy at soem point who came up to me acting all tough with his arms spread like: U FUCKING WOT M8!? So i punched him in the eyeball as he was approaching me. Then someone yelled; COPS! And we all just ran out of there, lmao.
The best part was when we got back to the party that we were having at a friend's house all the girls were like OMG ARE YOU GUYS OK!? And they were all over us after that. Definitely the best part now that i think of it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-17 at 10:36 PM UTC in Fuck shit up on reddit?
Originally posted by Dfg I added the link in the sidebar and removed the ban, kindly avoid being edgy like Enter and try to co-exist.
Sweet, thanks my dude. It's nice to be able to have multiple communities without it degrading into petty shitflinging *chough*HDL*cough*.
Everyone else: lets not stir up inter-site shit if we can avoid it. You don't have to be DFG's buddy but this is the cringiest kind of shit to argue over so let's try and avoid it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-17 at 9:21 AM UTC in If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?Withdraw all troops on foreign soil and dismantle any organization that sold a military branch armaments in the last decade.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
