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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
  2. Rambo 5
  3. Lethal weapon 6 is such a good movie.
  4. Originally posted by RestStop Did you cop that ball? Was it fly?

    Not yet, been tight money. Im still going to though, dude sent me 1.6 g last time on a $40 g and it was ridiculously good, his ball will probably be at least 4 g
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by A College Professor You think after just completing a "bootcamp" and having no relevant job experience you could reasonably expect to start at 60+ / hr? You said earlier you would be over 100k/yr in a few years - well 60/hr would be about 120k a year full-time, yeah? So you start out part time temp employee at a wage like that?

    60-80k annually, not an hour. Contractors in software aren't temps, or part time.

    Also it would be an uncommon outcome since getting past HR is tough and a lot of doors end up closed because interviews often mean algorithms. But if know who doesn't do algorithms in interviews and you can have someone push you through HR (pretty standard procedure for internal referrals) the story is very different.
  6. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Lethal weapon 6 is such a good movie.

    No full penetration though
  7. I'd make Mash pregnant with my assbaby
  8. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'd make Mash pregnant with my assbaby

    ...

    Gross.
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Not yet, been tight money. Im still going to though, dude sent me 1.6 g last time on a $40 g and it was ridiculously good, his ball will probably be at least 4 g

    Ah yes. I know those 4 gram $100 eight balls. Shit makes me feel like I'm a guest star on Supernatural.
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  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Standing here at the bus stop by college, with the sun beaming at my face, high, makes me feel like a transcendent being, outside of humanity, when I see people. I’m sure I don’t have a normal neurological response.

    I just need...those... sweet drugs that allow me to function. I’m like the Esters (old looking, child body) from Akira. Give them to me, I need my neurological activity up ve sedated.

    I’m not sure if it’s high paranoia, but I was smoking near a parking lot accross the street and someone may have called the cops on me, possibly assuming I was about to drive while intoxicated. I suppose it was a bit reckless, but I clearly don’t give a fuck about doing drugs in public. I remember for a time I was experimenting with nicotine as a stimulant for weight lifting and would vape right under my shirt on the bench before a set. I also remember I once used my mflb knockoff on the bus and may have scared two little kids because of how shifty eyed and suspicious I look.

    I’m sure this is nothing to most people here. I’d like to see a compilation video of sploo doing spice and tripping out in various places.

    Before I graduate I’m tempted to walk into a class and do a bong hit on the professor's desk.
  12. Originally posted by Malice Standing here at the bus stop by college, with the sun beaming at my face, high, makes me feel like a transcendent being, outside of humanity, when I see people. I’m sure I don’t have a normal neurological response.

    I just need…those… sweet drugs that allow me to function. I’m like the Esters (old looking, child body) from Akira. Give them to me, I need my neurological activity up ve sedated.

    I’m not sure if it’s high paranoia, but I was smoking near a parking lot accross the street and someone may have called the cops on me, possibly assuming I was about to drive while intoxicated. I suppose it was a bit reckless, but I clearly don’t give a fuck about doing drugs in public. I remember for a time I was experimenting with nicotine as a stimulant for weight lifting and would vape right under my shirt on the bench before a set. I also remember I once used my mflb knockoff on the bus and may have scared two little kids because of how shifty eyed and suspicious I look.

    I’m sure this is nothing to most people here. I’d like to see a compilation video of sploo doing spice and tripping out in various places.

    Before I graduate I’m tempted to walk into a class and do a bong hit on the professor's desk.

    In this moment, I am euphoric
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
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  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    That landing shot of the boosters from SpaceX was fucking cool.






    I skipped through nearly all of the video.
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  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon In this moment, I am euphoric

    In a public bus, nigga.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
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  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    If catnip is like weed for cats what's their version of xans?
  18. Originally posted by Lanny If catnip is like weed for cats what's their version of xans?

    Evidently, Xanax
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    I think I've finally come to the conclusion that I either need to move far away or quit selling ice cream all together. There is literally me and one other person who hasn't been arrested/heading to prison as I type this. Fuck this. Hogging all the shards to myself FTW.
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Move in with me and I'll be your Pinkman.
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