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What is one talent that you have?

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I can sing and play the piano at the same time. I can't do either very well, but it was hard to learn and I'd like to improve one day when I have the time. I've played open mics myself before, but I've never sought a paid gig.
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    I'm a decent instigator.
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    I can breath fire.
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    I'm a very skilled front end loader operator, which should land me a job loading the bodies of jedis into ovens during the next holocaust.
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    I think I'm a pretty good writer. I make a few hundred a month doing it, and I only published my first (real) book about a year ago.

    Tried to find my story on Bill Krozby I wrote here but I can't.
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    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 I think I'm a pretty good writer. I make a few hundred a month doing it, and I only published my first (real) book about a year ago.

    Tried to find my story on Bill Krozby I wrote here but I can't.

    That story sucked. I still don’t get why it got a bunch of thanks.
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    Because it was well structured, well written, and funny.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Autism.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 I think I'm a pretty good writer. I make a few hundred a month doing it, and I only published my first (real) book about a year ago.

    Tried to find my story on Bill Krozby I wrote here but I can't.

    That's really great, I've always been told I'm a good writer, too. Are you self-publishing? Do you mind sharing about how much work you put in?
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    Originally posted by Zanick That's really great, I've always been told I'm a good writer, too. Are you self-publishing? Do you mind sharing about how much work you put in?

    Do you really want to take tips from a guy whose only published work other than shit posting on NIS is a cringey as fuck autobiography called “Hitchhiking to Conception” based on him mistakenly believing he was a father
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    Originally posted by Zanick That's really great, I've always been told I'm a good writer, too. Are you self-publishing? Do you mind sharing about how much work you put in?

    Generally I write every day. Even if it's just for 5 minutes. Whenever I'm at my computer, I have Word or Scrivener open. Scrivener is very good for outlines/planning if you know how to use it. Wouldn't write in it. I don't use it very often any more though, only when I get sick of using paper.

    I am self-published. Some people look down on self-published authors, but if it works for you and you can make money, that's all that matters. There's a lot more work that goes into it though. Especially regarding formatting and covers. I do all my own formatting, but I only made one cover before I got sick of it. Image editing is not my thing.
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws Do you really want to take tips from a guy whose only published work other than shit posting on NIS is a cringey as fuck autobiography called “Hitchhiking to Conception” based on him mistakenly believing he was a father

    That is not my only published work. I wrote that 4 years ago. In 3 weeks. And nobody here ever even read it. It isn't even published anymore.

    I'm a good writer and I put a lot of work into earning the sales I've got now. Fuck off.
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    Originally posted by Zanick That's really great, I've always been told I'm a good writer, too. Are you self-publishing? Do you mind sharing about how much work you put in?

    I can believe that you're a good writer. §m£ÂgØL, not so much.
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    Originally posted by inb4l0pht I can believe that you're a good writer. §m£ÂgØL, not so much.

    Oh, is that why you complimented me when I posted that thread?

    https://niggasin.space/thread/20967?p=2#post-351336

    Originally posted by inb4l0pht I'm pretty surprised a simpleton like §m£ÂgØL was able to write something this eloquent. Not bad.
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    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Oh, is that why you complimented me when I posted that thread?

    https://niggasin.space/thread/20967?p=2#post-351336

    It was a compliment in the same way that a mother expressing enthusiastic approval of the macaroni necklace her child made in preschool art class is a compliment.
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    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 That is not my only published work. I wrote that 4 years ago. In 3 weeks. And nobody here ever even read it. It isn't even published anymore.

    I'm a good writer and I put a lot of work into earning the sales I've got now. Fuck off.

    Oh word how come I never seen you on the Best Seller list? Seems like everything’s a best seller these days
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Generally I write every day. Even if it's just for 5 minutes. Whenever I'm at my computer, I have Word or Scrivener open. Scrivener is very good for outlines/planning if you know how to use it. Wouldn't write in it. I don't use it very often any more though, only when I get sick of using paper.

    I am self-published. Some people look down on self-published authors, but if it works for you and you can make money, that's all that matters. There's a lot more work that goes into it though. Especially regarding formatting and covers. I do all my own formatting, but I only made one cover before I got sick of it. Image editing is not my thing.

    I've been strongly considering this avenue, myself. The stuff I write would be morally unacceptable to a normal publisher. I have the first half of a novella or so, hoping to finish it over the next few weeks. I'll download Scrivener and see if it helps.
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    I’m just fucking with you §m£ÂgØL I know it’s hard to succeed as a writer financially, doesn’t mean you’re a bad writer. I used to do the writing grind years ago too, it’s tough.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I’m just fucking with you §m£ÂgØL I know it’s hard to succeed as a writer financially, doesn’t mean you’re a bad writer. I used to do the writing grind years ago too, it’s tough.

    What did you write?
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    One of my books is a historical thing and it's no joke the first result when you search for the historical thing on Amazon. I'm pretty proud of that.
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