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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum If anybody is still wondering whether or not I hold hatred or resentment towards hydro, the answer is yes.

    I'm going to ask you very nicely here hydro. Please leave me alone. Stop sending me emails. This is why I treat you like shit, and admittedly have for a while. You keep doing fucked up things and trying to pass it off as nothing.

    Just go have your wedding and your drug damaged baby and leave me far away from it. If these continue I will be forced to make a call. Gonna need something concrete if you aren't actually doing this. File a missing email thing with Gmail. Then prove to me what they say/your proof isn't fabricated.

    If these continue, and you do not submit this, I will call the police and show them evidence (and your admittance, literally signed in blood lol) of some of the past acts of violence you've committed against me, as it would be directly relevant to this. Won't go beyond that. I fucking hate dealing with police. But I have to put my foot down sometime.

    If you prove this isn't you, I will apologize profusely and will stop posting here forever so long as you never, ever mention me again. But somehow I doubt you will.

    lolwut, you don't have to read emails you soppy lil bitch.



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  2. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Malice I could get you buff as fuck within a few months with my perfected program.

    Please share your program. Im im the market for a different one.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jeremus I am speaking from real life experience here: if you have not lived with your partner for an extended ass period of time, your relationship means shit. It's going to piss people off because most of the people here haven't lived with their partners for any meaningful amount of time, but it's the simple truth. Your relationship is baby bullshit till you've lived with your partner.

    Home isn't just where you hang your hat. It's where you become the person you truly are, and nobody can really fake it. You can straighten up the couch cushions and clean up for visitors, but your personality will dominate your living space overall.

    Living with someone is truly where you will have to put up with their bullshit. It's where your personality conflicts actually have time to occur, and there's no real "escape"; your home is their home and you either work through shit with both people being reasonable, or one person bends and the other person dominates, or you both refuse to give and you just fight and the resentments build up and infect every interaction you have till you can't stand each other.

    Living with someone for a long time vs only "dating" (lol) them, even meeting up with them every day and staying together on the weekends, is literally the exact same difference between being in your head vs the persona you present to society. Everyone is putting on an act, unless you live with them.

    The fact that 1337 is doing what he's doing signals only that he is either extremely troubled and has actual mental illness issues he needs to take care of, or he's desperate for affection and Hydro is playing him like a fiddle (or both are true).

    CHUUCH. Dating is baby bullshit. I LOL at people who think they are ready for marriage and haven't shared a 1 bedroom apartment.
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  4. Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum Hydro, does 1337 know about your crimes you committed? You know which ones I'm talking about. It's probably important he know what kind of person you are

    HYDRO IS A CHILD MOLESTER
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Please share your program. Im im the market for a different one.

    Sadly you don't have his magical autistic powers in order to fully utilize the program.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RestStop Sadly you don't have his magical autistic powers in order to fully utilize the program.

    hug yourself, knees to chest, rock back and forth - 20 reps
    flap arms up and down, crane neck - 30 reps
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  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra hug yourself, knees to chest, rock back and forth - 20 reps

    Yes. Might I add the real secret to this workout is doing this part in the shower.
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  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    She's waiting for me on a beach in California :

  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra hug yourself, knees to chest, rock back and forth - 20 reps
    flap arms up and down, crane neck - 30 reps

    Sounds more like origami than therapy!
  10. Originally posted by NARCassist lolwut, you don't have to read emails you soppy lil bitch.



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    She keeps using different emails. They pop up on my phone. But she fucked up and used her normal one.

    Also, she's not a child molester.
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  12. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum Also, she's not a child molester.

    Not yet. Give it a few years. Do you think she'll be able to resist the payoff that comes with pimping out your little child? It's far more common than you'd like to think. Cluster B's do it all the time.
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by RestStop She's waiting for me on a beach in California :


    butter face mah dood
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  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny butter face mah dood

    I honestly think her messed up nose is kinda cute.
  15. Originally posted by Zanick Not yet. Give it a few years. Do you think she'll be able to resist the payoff that comes with pimping out your little child? It's far more common than you'd like to think. Cluster B's do it all the time.

    Not mine, thank God.
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  17. Originally posted by Something Squirrel Rex

    Amazing how they lied about firing him on Friday to make it look like his Russia comments were unrelated. What a clown show.
  18. Originally posted by HTS That's weird because I've never seen you do anything that demonstrates a particularly noteworthy intellect. I had you pegged more for being in my "bracket". Not that I'm saying you're stupid or anything, just that I haven't seen anything intelligent coming from you. 🤔🤔🤔

    I’ve tested myself irl enough to know how smart I really am. A lot of people rely on my intelligence on a daily basis. I succeed and excel at almost everything I do. Many people have described me as “brilliant” in my professional life. It’s extremely rare that I meet someone smarter than me.

    That said, almost everything I write on here is totally random shitposting to kill time, it’s not a good representation. The same could probably be said for most of you fuckers so it’s hard to tell sometimes who’s actually intelligent. Zanick is definitely up there though.
  19. Originally posted by Fox Paws I’ve tested myself irl enough to know how smart I really am. A lot of people rely on my intelligence on a daily basis. I succeed and excel at almost everything I do. Many people have described me as “brilliant” in my professional life. It’s extremely rare that I meet someone smarter than me.

    That said, almost everything I write on here is totally random shitposting to kill time, it’s not a good representation. The same could probably be said for most of you fuckers so it’s hard to tell sometimes who’s actually intelligent. Zanick is definitely up there though.

    Zanick is actually a small office of about 15 people working together in the northern suburbs of Denver, Colorado.

    Selling philosophy out the house, nigga.
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  20. Originally posted by RestStop I honestly think her messed up nose is kinda cute.

    This is true love. We need to start an online campaign to help RestStop meet his queen!
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