Originally posted by Zanick
It is kind of a lot, I realize. I’m going to try and get to sleep sober tonight. Maybe I just needed to be challenged to make that happen. This thread is fundamentally a good idea.
thank god its you zancik!
I thought there was an impersantor zanick, but I verified your PGP signature zancik!
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Karen posts are best posts
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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Originally posted by Jυicebox
Why is this shit stickied
Because it's low key the best thread on the site.
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2019-05-01 at 4:19 AM UTC
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On May 1st, 1969
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Who
I celebrated my 16th Birthday.
What a great year for music.
I only wish my dick could get as hard as it did back then, on the other hand I do last 72 seconds longer these days, so I have that going for me.
happy birthday sorry about your penis
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2019-04-25 at 5:02 AM UTC
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my dick hurts really bad
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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2019-04-24 at 8:29 PM UTC
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I'm in the doghouse at work
So on one of the pages I'm developing we have some legal disclosures because everything has to have disclosures. They have to come from the legal group though and they haven't figured out the copy yet, so I just threw in some text to hold the space and pad out the layout appropriately. I usually make some joke because lorem ipsum is boring. So I put in some stuff like "this product is known to the state of California to cause cancer". It was only supposed to be seen by QA who know it's a placeholder but the translation group got their hands on it and raised it to like my boss thrice removed. I got chewed out pretty royally lol, told that it was extremely unprofessional. Oh the joys of American corporate life.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
as a Muslim I love going to new countries and committing gang rapes. It's a game me and my friends (or rape buddies) play together. Every stamp on my passport is another place I've raped the most wholesome virgin white women. The wholesomer the better. Then we make her eat well spiced lamb and say that Jesus wasn't an alien. Every night we go out we hide in the dark looking for a young white girl to scar for life. Every day we try to enforce sharia law. Every country we go to we do this, after 12 countries stamped on my passport I get a free identity just like subway and can change my name to whatever I want. Soon well be the majority and then nothing will be yours. I make 650k a year from collecting your hard earned tax dollars as welfare. I'm going to make your sister and mother both my wife
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Originally posted by ohfralala
Oops. Sorry Rizz 😬
sorry doesn't cut it, i need your blood
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Originally posted by ohfralala
Lmao
laughing at my hygiene choices, what a bitch
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Originally posted by Common De-mominator
Rizzo the type of guy to fart in the toilet then flush.
Lmao
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
So few truly get you Zanick, but I do.
Praise be upon you and Karen.
She inspires such emotional strength and zest for life in you that I envy your connection to her.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Octavian
What is this homosexual behaviour?
Take you and your faggot, turtle neck wearing ass down to some basement bar where people can be reminded by your gay sonnets that their lives are not as shit as yours.
Zanick is NiS's poet laureate.
I occasionally try to play the same role for a thread/post here or there, but it's a full time job that legit requires commitment.
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2019-04-16 at 7:23 PM UTC
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Possible kundalini rising
itybit
African Astronaut
[daze my amino pe-tsai]
Interesting thread Zanick!
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2019-04-15 at 9:28 AM UTC
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Possible kundalini rising
what IS a kundalini awakening though? like what are the characteristics that let you know that you are having a legit kundalini awakening, instead of just your brain maturing and perspective changing?
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2019-04-14 at 6:59 AM UTC
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Possible kundalini rising
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Zanick
naïvely
You put effort into your posts here. And no one appreciates it.
I do tho.
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2019-04-10 at 3:20 AM UTC
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Official JB thread
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2019-04-08 at 11:05 PM UTC
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I payed off my mortgage!
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Next step - renovate this house.
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2019-04-08 at 2:39 AM UTC
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Sister Saga
Bought a $25 gift card from ALDI for my sister's birthday to send her, but then I'm like ahhh no, wtf was I thinking, I'll go back and get a $5 one.
Then I came to my senses and decided there's no way in hell I'm sending her anything other than a text message. Conceited "EVIL" narcissistic bitch.
HAPPY F***ING BIRTHDAY, SHITLIB!
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