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2019-09-25 at 3:46 AM UTC in I have a spiritual message for all of youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-15 at 1:12 AM UTC in I have $60k+ in investments/savingsblow it all by flying us out to hawaii for an NIS official meetupThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-13 at 6:01 PM UTC in Sometimes i look in the mirror and I'm handsome as fuck. But other times...Other times i look in the mirror and I am just a normal amount of handsome.
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2019-09-13 at 9:18 AM UTC in Trump Vaping banI will not rest until 80+% of high school kids vapeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-10 at 5:18 AM UTC in Long time member is dead.Sorry for your loss. That being said, this is not the type of site where sharing your friend’s obituary and other personal information will go over well. Though the your sentiment is well, I highly suggest you removing that link, especially for the family’s sake.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-08 at 3:21 PM UTC in Hey I make better SUSHI than you (Sushi for people who don't like sushi)Like I remember growing up and people be like "omg lets get sushi"
and I'm like "oh"
"Fish swim in their piss and shit and then you eat them raw haha fuck you"
But then my culinary genius started to flourish and I thought, I don't need to eat any raw fish to enjoy these bite size delicacies
So I went to work in the lab, tirelessly rolling up everything from cheese to bacon to ground chicken
And I came up with enough amazing recipes to change the sushi game but they must remain a secret
BUT
I can share this one that is relatively simple and already staples of Sushi
1. Get yo black ass some wonton wrappers
This will be the base for all the goods. I'm not putting how much use your common sense for gods sake its a ratio that has to fit in those wontons you dumbfuck
2. Ingredients:
Wonton
Sweet potato (or sweet potato fries)
Avocado
Cream Cheese
Jalapeno
Rice
Salt n Peppa
Siracha
Spicy mayo
Oil for cookin'
Soy sauce (optional for dipping)
3. Steps:
1. Make Rice
2. Make Sweet potato, either put fries in oven, or fresh sweet potato with some salt n peppa and olive oil
3. Dice fresh or pickled jalapeños (holla penis) finely and mix it with the cream cheese
4. Open up Avocado and remove giant seed. Cut into strips matching or similar to the sweet potato
5. Open Wonton, lay across the rice, sweet potato, avocado, and spread the jalapeños cream cheese mixture GENEROUSLY
6. Roll that shit up playa, close the ends with a little bit of water or eggwash
7. Fry that shit til crispy brown, in an oil of your choice, I believe I use canola oil
8. Take it out and put on paper towel. Cut it into Sushi. Then squeeze the spicy mayo and siracha all fancy like
9. Get a dipping dish and put in the ah fuck you should know what to do by now god damn
If you did everything correctly you should get some shit that looks like THIS
Yeah I know its amazing looking thanks
This was when I was frying my sushi tempura style with seaweed/rice, also quality, but alot messier
Hey share your sushi recipes and stories here with me, its okay if its lackluster in comparison to my sushi masterpiece we're all friends here at gluttons and gourmet -
2019-09-08 at 2:04 AM UTC in Proof that vaping is dangeroud9/10 Monks agreeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-07 at 12:43 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coastHowdy niggas
eBagger back atcha wit anotha hot fiya search fo' that sweet barrier island coco!
I've been pretty sober over the past year, thus accounting for my lack of blockbuster, 2-thumbs up, critically acclaimed, 5-star threads. Cause when I'm crunk I'm usually more active for some reason.
ANYWAY.
I was at my buddies house when I was tracking the storm, and I stumbled across this little piece of news...
So even though I'm on the North Carolina coast, I thought to myself...it's worth a go!!
So early morning as soon as the sun came out, and the tide came out, I paddled out to the barrier island in search of large amount of Cocaine bricks, or any other narcotic.
I forgot my camera, as I wasn't thinking of making a thread on it, but I came across some cool stuff too big to haul back, but of no real value. One being a giant Coast Guard Buoy washed up on shore. It looks almost exactly like this, huge enough for me to climb on, with a solar light on top, and a giant bin with 2-inch wide bolts holding it shut.
I may update the thread this weekend or early next week with whats inside, as it will take some work, but with one of those giant wrenches meant for working on diesel engines, or maybe even a plumbers wrench and some WD-40 could be enough to break the rusted bolts.
I asked my friend to ask her husband, who is in the coast guard what are in these suckers. I was told "nothing", and warned of the dangers of tampering with Government property. HAH. I said BITCH...don't restrict my freedom of adventure! Not really, but I was like "oh".
and I did say I give 0 hoots about that shit, and the government does shit I don't agree with all the time fuck their buoys. Of course if it serious this is all in minecraft, and the pictures I upload will be slightly blocky LOL
NOW. For the treasure!
I was disappointed honestly, but I believe either a shipment of sunglasses went overboard, or its just random but considering the amount of sunglasses I found it seemed to be a small shipment went overboard somewhere. I walked the course of a few miles, and every quarter mile I would find a pair of sunglasses. They were full of barnacles but I've been soaking them and they seem to come clean. I got about 6-8 useable pair of sunglasses and some snorkels and a snorkel mouthpiece. I can't make out the brands on some, one of them being Under Armor.
Getting hot and eaten alive by giant island flies, I decided to head back, not totally disappointed as I have a buoy to check out, and found some cool stuff to look at and glasses.
I came across a lone man walking, and he yelled something indecipherable to me, I walked over and asked him "wha?"
--"Ah g'day! I thought you were Bills son my bad, I'm Mark good to meetcha!"
"Ah Gday Mark!"
--"Oy these flies'll take a chunk out of ya Christ"
"You ain't lyin Mark, hazards everywhere out here, watch the broken glass!"
--"Oh will do mate, good luck on your search!"
This fella seemed Australian, and feisty, I might as well joke with him about what I'm lookin for, since he seemed to inquire I was indeed "searching" for something
"Yeah man, I'm on the search alright, I read a bunch of Cocaine bricks washed up on Florida, I'm seein if theres any stragglers!"
--"AHH HAHAHAHH IS THAT ROIGHT HAHA"
--"True story I went to Belize with my brother walking on the beach, and I found a bale THIS BIG *does giant box shape with hands* of Pot! Couldn't take it on the plane of course but boy was that something"
"Thats awesome! Thanks for the inspiration!"
--"Yezzir good luck!"
AHA Finding another mate who'd successfully found kush on the beach. Maybe there was still a chance!
I return to my landing area, then, not 20 meters from where I landed, I spotted a box in the distance....
OH YEAH! JACKPOT!
A functional military box! It was heavy too! I was too excited, but too exhausted as well, so I tossed my loot in the kayak and headed back.
Upon eating mac and cheese and showering, I opened the box hoping for anything cool from the military really, but unfortunately the only thing stuffed in there was empty ammo boxes, and a couple of papa johns pizza plates.
Thats about it. I'll update if I get the energy and motivation to head back and open the buoy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-06 at 10:31 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-29 at 5:22 AM UTC in State vs. Private Sector Mass Surveillance*** will continue to write, posting incrementally in case I forget to save ***
I don't really think there's much difference anymore in the 'west' at least.
In regards to Google specifically, it's both directly and indirectly financed by multiple parts of the US government with code and data being shared with state intelligence agencies through mutually-linked groups like betabet.
There seems to be a concerted campaign to demonise direct state surveillance and propaganda; often simply stating that 'state institutions' are bad and 'private institutions' are good, a good example being Twitter's recent ban of advertising from selected companies that are partially state-funded. I'm aware that this is a component of the old capitalism vs. communism circlejerk dating back at least as far as the cold war, but the new component is that in many cases the state and 'private enterprises' act as one unit with two faces.
'Private Enterprises', specifically news and 'Big Tech' companies are afforded funding and competitive advantage in exchange for participating in state-backed initiatives ranging from aiding foreign policy to changing domestic opinions. Perhaps this is the wrong way to look at it though - in much of the 'Capitalist' west, finance is the source of both economic and political power so instead of thinking of the private sector as being partially subservient to state goals, it's more accurate to think of both the private sector and the state as being partially subservient to entrenched sources of 'wealth'.
My concern in making this thread is more about practical application though; it matters little whether the person who is surveilling you chooses to identify as a state or private actor. What I find to be interesting is the way in which such groups exploit existing law and social perception by using private companies to collect surveillance data, only to be directly connected to the state apparatus that processes and acts on it.
In much of the world where capitalism is viewed overall favourably, there is the perception that private sector spying and surveillance is largely harmless. Their goals, it is believed, are purely economic and their hoarding of personal information is only a matter of improving the company's economic success. There's no reason to believe a company would, for example, keep a database of political dissidents because it does nothing to improve their 'bottom line'. The unasked question then becomes, "but what if someone would want to buy such a database?". -
2019-08-23 at 2:07 PM UTC in ITT : we suggest hip names for lannys hipster bar.William Jameson's
Special drink a mystery brew of random shit mixed together from whatever is left over called The Swill To Believe.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-13 at 12:18 AM UTC in Anyone ever get a tooth extraction?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-11 at 12:18 PM UTC in Anyone ever get a tooth extraction?Should i take LSD before i go in y/nThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-11 at 11:04 AM UTC in EPSTEIN SUICIDEstill not even a simulacra of justice if culpability stops with him
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2019-08-07 at 2:52 AM UTC in Had a cluster B in my sightsthe problem was you had cunnilingus at the forefront of your mind and not long dick hip hop affection you bowtie wearing beta cuck.
For the record I would go on a date with you zanick. By this I mean I would let you be part of my haram and feed me dates as you fan me with large leavesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-06 at 1:19 AM UTC in Had a cluster B in my sightsJust the other night I was having one of those insomnia-induced multi-hour reminiscing sessions while tossing and turning in bed, entirely focused precisely on all the possible missed romantic opportunities that failed to materialize for one reason or another.
The first one that came to mind and sparked this whole mental session was when my family had this Swedish exchange student staying with us for a week or so. She was my age (I was ~20 at the time), and, aside from a bit more facial acne than the typical average, was pretty attractive.
I remember somehow stumbling upon her birth control pills... This was my first time ever seeing any such thing, but somehow I knew what I was looking at.
However, somehow I also knew at the time (or had heard somewhere at least) that birth control pills can sometimes be used strictly for severe acne.
So in my mind at the time, there was a 50/50 chance that she is sexually active.
One night, just the two of us were up late having a few drinks and talking, and I kinda wanted to make a move, but my natural shyness kinda prevailed and I never tried anything.
But the other night it had occured to me that she might have been explicitly looking to check some kind of international sexual experience off of the old bucket list, meaning that my chances might have been, in retrospect, even higher than I ever would have assumed at the time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-05 at 11:29 PM UTC in Had a cluster B in my sightsDID YOU SHOW HER THE DICK PIERCING?
>=[
March back in there and tell her he’s a schmuck. -
2019-08-05 at 11:23 AM UTC in Ohio shootingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-04 at 2:09 AM UTC in I'm on day oneIncrements, you fucking moron.
I hope the next seizure is a grand malThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-30 at 12:02 AM UTC in ATTN REPUBLICANS
