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2021-11-13 at 5:19 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is exhibit W why women shouldnt be involved in politics and be given the rights to vote.
the tally-buns are right and wise.
Yes, very intelligent reply. Women should not be allowed to vote, let's take their suffrage away and replace instead with equal parts suffering and rage...someone call the Nobel prize people...we got a real inspirational thinker here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-13 at 3:49 PM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox ThreadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-13 at 3:44 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My new political belief is Donutism where the only "government" enforces economic activity of mechanized industrial food production in the bakery sector and a certain amount of people are drafted into the supply chain, production at each end to ensure the constant oversupply over baked donuts into the general population.
Essentially a government corporation that entirely exists to produce donuts, the only taxes they collect are for donuts and they also control the police and pay them with… you guessed it. Donuts.
https://mintable.app/Collectibles/item/-Space-Donut--NFT-Neapolitan/07SYXp5G-UYobYW
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2021-11-13 at 4:25 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by WellHung nigger
oh wow you're edgy. I have no desire to use that word anymore, I've grown a lot.
side note, one time a few years ago I with a group of people i just met at a NYE get together and I got drunk and dropped the n-bomb casually. Everyone was really disgusted with me and appalled.
I had come from drinking in TC so I blame Panny. I didn't even know I said it, I was talking about someone who was white but that was being a dick and I said something like, "then this nigger" when everyone exclaimed "wwhoa dude!" I waslike "what?" I honestly didn't even know I'd said it. I don't like to use that word anymore. Call it white guilt but I just think it makes the person who says it look trashy. If you call someone a N***** then you're actually the biggest n-word of them all.
When I was younger I used to think racist jokes were hilarious. I'd walk up to an ethnic person I was friends with and tell them the joke, they'd laugh or at least pretend to. It was a small school so they knew me and knew I wasn't being hateful, ignorant, but not hateful. Hell, half of them would spit one right back after me that was about a joke about their own race. I remember when Laquita told me black joke after we were sharing them in class.
Now I cringe when I think about it. I mean, I think you need to understand the level of dooshness I had reached. I would look them up on the internet, memorize them, and then would just spout them off one after another to people.
That type of humor did not age well, just like anything Bill Cosby did.
I'm not an SJW or anything I just don't think racist jokes are that funny anymore. Probably because the ALT right has made such a presence with racism, you can't make jokes like that without some right wing nut job ruining it.
"what do people and jelly beans have in common?
"Nobody likes the black ones"
Then one of those red hat wearing idiots would respond "yeah, I hate N**** too!"
Whoa Gus, take it down a notch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-13 at 12:45 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by Solstice I always label anyone who identifies with a specific political party an idiot.
I've never been passionate in either direction. My bf says I'm a "centralist" because I don't feel strongly about any issues/topic. It seems unfair that the only politicians in power now and in the forseeable future are going to be either Republican Party or Democrat...like why do the Green Party candidates, Independent, and Libertarian candidates even waste their time and money running for a seat they know they won't win. The closest any of them came recently was in 2016 because that is how much people hate Hilary Clinton. The DNC choosing to back Hilary over Bernie was an error that really showed how out of touch they are.
Nice job DNC, you didn't just shoot a miss, they probably chose one of the most (statistically speaking of course) hated politicians over one that was probably one of the most well liked. You may not agree with his policies, they are pretty extreme...but from my observations he is at least genuine. Which I can't name a single other politican who I can use that word to describe.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-13 at 3:21 AM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox Thread
Originally posted by Grylls Could have been an IOU
WHEEL OF FORTUNE ??????
Wheel of Fortune seems like the odds of winning some money are pretty good. There's only 26 letters and other people are helping you too. You'd have to be pretty dense to not get at least a couple of letters from the "word and/or phrase".
I also don't understand how enough people are watching these types of shows to make it possible for there to be an entire network dedicated it. Game shows are what you're forced watch while sitting in waiting rooms at your doctor's office or when you visit grandma at the torture den, I mean retirement home. The same applies to "The View" and "Dr. Oz", if you're regularly watching this then you probably shouldn't be allowed to vote...jk but I feel like some sort of consequence should occur.
....and I watch Teen Mom so you know I don't have high standards for entertainment.
Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune get passes because they are iconic and one of them is educational but most of them are the very definition of lame white people doing cooky things for money.
Don't even get me started on the Price is Right, just thinking about the dirty cheating that goes on in that show gets me all hot. First of all, it's on like at 10am on weekdays so only sad lonely boomers and deadbeats have time to watch it.
What really gets me though is there's always that person who outbids another contestant by "$1.00" . I saw an episode once when in the lobby of a doctor's office and the same woman had four people all do that trick to her. Each new person that "came on down" was in the spot after her and each person made this dickhole move and won the round.
If it is just one person that does it, 'bad apple' is what may come to mind. But having multiple people doing that to the same person means there is a systemic problem in the game show attendee system....that reminds me of something else but I can't quite put my finger on it....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-12 at 11:20 PM UTC in Random image thread
Originally posted by CandyRein
Snoop dog on the Joe Rogan experience podcast was awesome..
Had the munchies hit up a drive thru..💗
I've never watched Joe Rogan. I can't tell if he's extremely white wing or cleft.
It's hard for to take anyone seriously that wears a baseball cap backwards.
EDIT googled for proof but I couldn't find any. I guess he doesn't do that.
He's just got a face that screams "former frat boy that's down and out after a few years of alcohol abuse" but I can't judge his actual content cuz I have not heard it myself. I have a friend who likes him though, apparently he's pretty knowledgeable on some topics and a wide range of people listen to him.
Also, Snoop Dogg lol. Didn't he change his name to "Snoop Lion"? That was so lame. God, once people hit 40 they just lose all sense of what is cool. No matter who they are lol.
I'm 31 and I'm not a total dweeb but I'm def not "lit af" as the Gen Zers would say.
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2021-11-12 at 10:26 PM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox Thread
Originally posted by Meikai Alright.
Do you take A+B, or only B?
How big is the box that supposedly contains a million dollars?
Like, I mean it would have to be a pretty big box, right?
My first answer was take only B. Choosing to take both seems pretty greedy. My instant thought was, "what kind of asshole would choose both A + B"
Also, you can't choose just "A" because then you're the person who could have missed out on a million dollars just to end up $1,000.00.
If you're on a game show you get the option to "just leave now with a $1,000." or "spin the wheel for a chance at a million"
I'ma spin that wheel.
Also, this reminds me of a game show from the early 2000's (i didn't watch it btw, but I knew what it was).
Basically this guy, Howie Mandel hosted. (i have no idea why I remember his name, i think he was famous in the 80s or in Menudo or something) Basically 23 minutes of Vanna White bitches open up suite cases.
God, white people will watch anything.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-25 at 5:13 AM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?
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2020-10-24 at 10:35 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls These chinks are strange
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Grylls next sentence "She also totally exsists too."
"You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school..in a different country"
Clarification needed for understanding full. Does she just casually 'like' it, like how I like my michael kors backpack or does she "Liiike" it. Like how prince andrew likes underage girls.
Since watching people eat gets her off I bet she watches other guys eat. Random guys at restaurants. Doesn't even know their name! What a hussy…She calls it food porn
She's got a realy way with words that oneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-24 at 10:55 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video callfood porn is very commonly referred to just really beautiful plates of gourmet and does not usually have sexual undertones.
I don't doubt food porn exists but I do have some doubt that this girlfriend of yours exist.
Does that sound bitchy? Not meant to be, just a poker game of sorts and I am calling your bluff. It's what a good poker player would do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-24 at 11 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video callyou gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them...know when to walk away
Those a few words from the Country Singing Sensation Colonel Sanders.....I mean Kenny Rodgers.
For some reason I always get those too mixed up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-24 at 11:05 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video callThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-24 at 11:35 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls Actually no, fuck you and your trickery
You have passed the Dungeon's Wizard task of the Stranger Danger.sn'
As your prize you get to ride in the back of my van which is also full of candy *cough*and a shovel* ahem, anyways, Get in, now please. & I would appreciate if you put a mask on, I wear this ski mask all the time, even before COVID.
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2020-10-24 at 11:50 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls Want proof?
Not that I should show you but whatever
Well, I only want proof for part of this story. (at least at this time) My eyes don't need to see the proof of anything sexual. Just a proof she is real will suffice and we will dive into all the personal deets that comes with being sexually attracted to a human eating food. I wonder what's more important, the person or the food?
OMG OMG! Instead of a 'buttah face' they could say 'buttah plate'
"his chewing up food then swallowing game was tight, buttah plate bro'
Yes, Buttah plate indeed
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2020-10-25 at 12:30 AM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?
Originally posted by WellHung Folks, is it the freckles, or the pale skin, that make them fugly?
I think those features on a woman are quite beautiful. I find these women to have a physical attractiveness that is some how more that just being 'hot'... I find myself admiring those women for their beauty because it's just so natural.
Most males are very unnatricve though if they have these traits. But with getting some sun, they don't tan but I think they basically burst into freckles, which if you squint your eyes looks like a tan.
But you know what???!! I don't even think I've met a male with red hair, pale skin, and a ton of freckles since I was like in 8th grade. And they were the only one. Oh it's all coming back to me. His name was REDACTED_MCCKORMICK. And he was the one that was on all the same sports teams as the popular jocks, wealthy family,& very boisterous personality. But they never really accepted him....he'd go alone to school events and then just 'lob on' a group that was there together.
omg that is so sad. oh man, those years...thought I'd blacked out. I feel like everyone was super cringy in junior high and high school.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-25 at 12:35 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls You into food porn too huh
Now I know what happened.
You ordered Chinese food through take out service.
And a waitress is making sure the order is correct. She's telling you about the specials they have going on.
Then, she says she wants to see you again! Well, actually she said "come again" but I think I cracked it.
You being wasted and all, forget you're talking to a restaurant and think this must be one of the girls I forced, I mean, asked, for her number. She is so down to fuck.
'What? how haw I want the spicy noodle?' this bitch is kinky.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-25 at 12:58 AM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?
Originally posted by Octavian They get more beautiful with age fat welfare cunt.
Since there is no pronoun or proper noun mentioned in your sentence, I will assume that is your text signature.
Signatures are meant for professional/business communications with email but in the early 2000's there was a trend of douche bags who would have something like 420 blaze it or The Blunt King as a text signature.
At least your signature isn't about smoking weed or have the word "playa" in it.
Nice to meet you fate welfare cunt. My internet aquaintences call me Kreepy and I'll have you know I'm not fat or on welfare but I've defiantly been called a cunt before.
So weird, I wonder why?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-08-05 at 7:59 AM UTC in Never be friends with actual faggots
Originally posted by WellHung shut up, whore. put that dick back in your mouth and keep suckinging.
You know, are you saying I need to give my bf more blow jobs?
Okay, I'll work it into tonight's schedule.
It's nice to know that you're being so supportive in promoting a frequent sexual acts of pleasure.
You telling me to keep sucking dick actually is pretty good relationship advice. Also, "whore" is only offensive if you're actually a prostitute.
Slut might be a more accurate description.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-24 at 12:03 PM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?somebody just had the heart crushed by a beautiful ginger.
or cuckholded by a big buff ginger.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
