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2021-11-13 at 3:21 AM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox Thread
Originally posted by Grylls Could have been an IOU
WHEEL OF FORTUNE ??????
Wheel of Fortune seems like the odds of winning some money are pretty good. There's only 26 letters and other people are helping you too. You'd have to be pretty dense to not get at least a couple of letters from the "word and/or phrase".
I also don't understand how enough people are watching these types of shows to make it possible for there to be an entire network dedicated it. Game shows are what you're forced watch while sitting in waiting rooms at your doctor's office or when you visit grandma at the torture den, I mean retirement home. The same applies to "The View" and "Dr. Oz", if you're regularly watching this then you probably shouldn't be allowed to vote...jk but I feel like some sort of consequence should occur.
....and I watch Teen Mom so you know I don't have high standards for entertainment.
Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune get passes because they are iconic and one of them is educational but most of them are the very definition of lame white people doing cooky things for money.
Don't even get me started on the Price is Right, just thinking about the dirty cheating that goes on in that show gets me all hot. First of all, it's on like at 10am on weekdays so only sad lonely boomers and deadbeats have time to watch it.
What really gets me though is there's always that person who outbids another contestant by "$1.00" . I saw an episode once when in the lobby of a doctor's office and the same woman had four people all do that trick to her. Each new person that "came on down" was in the spot after her and each person made this dickhole move and won the round.
If it is just one person that does it, 'bad apple' is what may come to mind. But having multiple people doing that to the same person means there is a systemic problem in the game show attendee system....that reminds me of something else but I can't quite put my finger on it....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-12 at 11:20 PM UTC in Random image thread
Originally posted by CandyRein
Snoop dog on the Joe Rogan experience podcast was awesome..
Had the munchies hit up a drive thru..💗
I've never watched Joe Rogan. I can't tell if he's extremely white wing or cleft.
It's hard for to take anyone seriously that wears a baseball cap backwards.
EDIT googled for proof but I couldn't find any. I guess he doesn't do that.
He's just got a face that screams "former frat boy that's down and out after a few years of alcohol abuse" but I can't judge his actual content cuz I have not heard it myself. I have a friend who likes him though, apparently he's pretty knowledgeable on some topics and a wide range of people listen to him.
Also, Snoop Dogg lol. Didn't he change his name to "Snoop Lion"? That was so lame. God, once people hit 40 they just lose all sense of what is cool. No matter who they are lol.
I'm 31 and I'm not a total dweeb but I'm def not "lit af" as the Gen Zers would say.
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2021-11-12 at 10:26 PM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox Thread
Originally posted by Meikai Alright.
Do you take A+B, or only B?
How big is the box that supposedly contains a million dollars?
Like, I mean it would have to be a pretty big box, right?
My first answer was take only B. Choosing to take both seems pretty greedy. My instant thought was, "what kind of asshole would choose both A + B"
Also, you can't choose just "A" because then you're the person who could have missed out on a million dollars just to end up $1,000.00.
If you're on a game show you get the option to "just leave now with a $1,000." or "spin the wheel for a chance at a million"
I'ma spin that wheel.
Also, this reminds me of a game show from the early 2000's (i didn't watch it btw, but I knew what it was).
Basically this guy, Howie Mandel hosted. (i have no idea why I remember his name, i think he was famous in the 80s or in Menudo or something) Basically 23 minutes of Vanna White bitches open up suite cases.
God, white people will watch anything.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-25 at 5:13 AM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?
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2020-10-24 at 10:35 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls These chinks are strange
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Grylls next sentence "She also totally exsists too."
"You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school..in a different country"
Clarification needed for understanding full. Does she just casually 'like' it, like how I like my michael kors backpack or does she "Liiike" it. Like how prince andrew likes underage girls.
Since watching people eat gets her off I bet she watches other guys eat. Random guys at restaurants. Doesn't even know their name! What a hussy…She calls it food porn
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2020-10-24 at 10:55 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video callfood porn is very commonly referred to just really beautiful plates of gourmet and does not usually have sexual undertones.
I don't doubt food porn exists but I do have some doubt that this girlfriend of yours exist.
Does that sound bitchy? Not meant to be, just a poker game of sorts and I am calling your bluff. It's what a good poker player would do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-24 at 11 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video callyou gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them...know when to walk away
Those a few words from the Country Singing Sensation Colonel Sanders.....I mean Kenny Rodgers.
For some reason I always get those too mixed up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-24 at 11:05 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video callThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-24 at 11:35 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls Actually no, fuck you and your trickery
You have passed the Dungeon's Wizard task of the Stranger Danger.sn'
As your prize you get to ride in the back of my van which is also full of candy *cough*and a shovel* ahem, anyways, Get in, now please. & I would appreciate if you put a mask on, I wear this ski mask all the time, even before COVID.
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2020-10-24 at 11:50 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls Want proof?
Not that I should show you but whatever
Well, I only want proof for part of this story. (at least at this time) My eyes don't need to see the proof of anything sexual. Just a proof she is real will suffice and we will dive into all the personal deets that comes with being sexually attracted to a human eating food. I wonder what's more important, the person or the food?
OMG OMG! Instead of a 'buttah face' they could say 'buttah plate'
"his chewing up food then swallowing game was tight, buttah plate bro'
Yes, Buttah plate indeed
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2020-10-25 at 12:30 AM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?
Originally posted by WellHung Folks, is it the freckles, or the pale skin, that make them fugly?
I think those features on a woman are quite beautiful. I find these women to have a physical attractiveness that is some how more that just being 'hot'... I find myself admiring those women for their beauty because it's just so natural.
Most males are very unnatricve though if they have these traits. But with getting some sun, they don't tan but I think they basically burst into freckles, which if you squint your eyes looks like a tan.
But you know what???!! I don't even think I've met a male with red hair, pale skin, and a ton of freckles since I was like in 8th grade. And they were the only one. Oh it's all coming back to me. His name was REDACTED_MCCKORMICK. And he was the one that was on all the same sports teams as the popular jocks, wealthy family,& very boisterous personality. But they never really accepted him....he'd go alone to school events and then just 'lob on' a group that was there together.
omg that is so sad. oh man, those years...thought I'd blacked out. I feel like everyone was super cringy in junior high and high school.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-25 at 12:35 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls You into food porn too huh
Now I know what happened.
You ordered Chinese food through take out service.
And a waitress is making sure the order is correct. She's telling you about the specials they have going on.
Then, she says she wants to see you again! Well, actually she said "come again" but I think I cracked it.
You being wasted and all, forget you're talking to a restaurant and think this must be one of the girls I forced, I mean, asked, for her number. She is so down to fuck.
'What? how haw I want the spicy noodle?' this bitch is kinky.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-25 at 12:58 AM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?
Originally posted by Octavian They get more beautiful with age fat welfare cunt.
Since there is no pronoun or proper noun mentioned in your sentence, I will assume that is your text signature.
Signatures are meant for professional/business communications with email but in the early 2000's there was a trend of douche bags who would have something like 420 blaze it or The Blunt King as a text signature.
At least your signature isn't about smoking weed or have the word "playa" in it.
Nice to meet you fate welfare cunt. My internet aquaintences call me Kreepy and I'll have you know I'm not fat or on welfare but I've defiantly been called a cunt before.
So weird, I wonder why?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-08-05 at 7:59 AM UTC in Never be friends with actual faggots
Originally posted by WellHung shut up, whore. put that dick back in your mouth and keep suckinging.
You know, are you saying I need to give my bf more blow jobs?
Okay, I'll work it into tonight's schedule.
It's nice to know that you're being so supportive in promoting a frequent sexual acts of pleasure.
You telling me to keep sucking dick actually is pretty good relationship advice. Also, "whore" is only offensive if you're actually a prostitute.
Slut might be a more accurate description.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-24 at 12:03 PM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?somebody just had the heart crushed by a beautiful ginger.
or cuckholded by a big buff ginger.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-08-05 at 5:28 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Just took a shot of whiskey (black velvet because vodka is for children and Jack Daniels is for douche bags).
Put on a documentary on Youtube and might do some journal writing before I go sleep. Honestly I'm feeling kinda jaded and apathetic towards any activities.
A bit more more of booze, then onto an even better snooze.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-08-02 at 3:19 AM UTC in wimmens with tattoosI have zero tattoos. Literally almost everyone and their grandma has tattoos in this day and age. I think my zero tatted body is more unique than someone who has tattoos that they think MAKES them unique. "This flock of sparrows represents my dreams". "I have this infinity symbol with love entwined inside it because love is for infinity or is it eternity....shit idk but I paid a lot for it and it's totally deep and meaningful". ..."also I have a tattoo that says "SLUT" on my lower back".
It represents her deep seated daddy issues and is an example where someone has no perception of time.
Wrinkly and flabby tattoos never look good. This bitch with the SLUT tattoo will hopefully OD or get stabbed by her pimp before she gets to the age where women's bodies start to deteroet.
Not hating on all tattoos but I just don't have a grasp the desire people have to get one.
People always talk about their tattoos as if their trying to convince me that they aren't stupid, they're meaningful and unique....C'mon bro, are you trying to convice me or yourself. The flames lead up a burning american flag with a tribal band. your not being patriotic you're being MORONIC.
I dated a guy a few years back that was super into Suicide Girls which i'm sure you pervs have heard about. I'm not gay but I appreciate a nice looking female body and honestly don't find that tattoos enhance hotness. I think I've only seen a couple of tattoos IRL that I thought were genuinely cool.
I won't even put a bumper sticker on my car.
My niece is an honor roll student but I don't give a shit so I through that crap sticker in the trash.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-03-12 at 10:48 PM UTC in Nostalgia ThreadSo, I figure most of us are within the same age group (not that it really matters just makes it a little more relatable). What are some nostalgic things from your younger days? Not just tv shows and music but maybe actual places or activities as well. I'll start off with just a few. I watched a lot of TV but didn't get cable till I was older so I watched the same four channels basically, WB, FOX, UPN, and ABC. UPN? Remember that? Before BET. Riding the school bus and not getting home till 4PM cuz I was the 2nd to last stop. "One Saturday Morning" which was early Saturday morning cartoons on ABC. I remember a show about Science. Science court? I watched a thing called TGIF every Friday night as a kid also, a series of about 4 family comedies that I thought were so funny at the time but sort of cheezy and lame humor when I look back now.
RC cola for me as well. I liked soda so much, I would have a couple a day. My parents hid it from me in their closet and I remember sneaking in and getting some. (lol, early signs of addiction?).
Playing fugitive and hide and seek outside in the dark. Rollerblades. Rollerblades were significantly cooler than skates. Buying pokemon cards in the lil packs at Walmart. I wish I would have kept mine. I found a few not too long ago, holographic and one even in Japanese. I remember thinking I was gonna be so rich one day. Giga pets and tamagatchis. Used to love those so much, I got an app recently that was the same thing and I was "God, how did I ever find this entertaining". Burning CD's. (Using Kazzaa to download music). My first cell phone I got when I was 13 that had no caller ID and you had to pull an antenna up.
Getting lunch detention. I remember thinking I was so cool because I listened to "punk" rock. (all kinds from The Casualties and Rancid to more poppy stuff like Blink 182). I also dressed ridiculous in 7th and 8th grade. Plaid pants and lots of black. Doc martins and fishnets etc. Music taste not so embarrassing but looking back at my "Hot Topic" phase I guess one would call it, I'd be lying if I didn't face palm. But whatever, I doubt many 12-14 year olds have the greatest fashion sense.
Idk, just in a nostalgic kind of mood. lol, my first car. Red pontiac grand am. What a piece of shit lol. Using MSN messenger but not really having any friends so pretending to be offline every time I logged in. Making a myspace for the first time at my friends house and saying "Hey look I already have a friend" (It was Tom).
Anyone else feeling nostalgic? Maybe just a story from your younger days?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-22 at 12:28 AM UTC in The Deafening Minority
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You post once a month and complain about not enough content being posted, Get fucked you stupid bitch
When you say "Get fucked bitch" what I'm actually hearing you say is "I know how you feel and I respect you as a person"
Or it could mean simply "get fucked bitch"
Either way, it is sooooo good to hear it! ;)
P.S. "once a month" lol, yeah, I come around less than that but it is BECAUSE of the lack of contact that I do that. Maybe it's just a self fulfilling prophecy or some shit.
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2020-02-22 at 4:59 PM UTC in What would you do if you saw somebody urinating on some clothes at a store?Honestly, I'd probably leave the store. It's a clothing store so I'm likely just browsing anyway and won't wanna give my money to a shop owner who pisses people off so bad they decide to urinate freely on their merchandise.
Now if I saw it in Walmart, I'd kindly say "excuse me" as I reached around the man with his penis out so I can save 42 cents by buying the Great Value brand of canned tomatoes.
Pee is probably a lot more sterile than anything else on the floor of a walmart. He's probably sterilizing it. Which is good because here comes a barefoot 3 year old wearing only a tshirt that obviously belongs to his 300lb mom that's riding in the automatic cart as he tries to keep up with out spilling his bottle of mt dew.
It's crazy how horrible the experience of Walmart can be but I go each week.
*about 8 hours later or so* I got distracted after writing another 3 paragraphs on an unrelated topic I walked awayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
