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My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
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2020-10-24 at 12:31 AM UTCThese chinks are strange
She calls it food porn
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2020-10-24 at 9:28 AM UTCfolx?
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2020-10-24 at 9:58 AM UTCnigger
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2020-10-24 at 10:02 AM UTCme?
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2020-10-24 at 10:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls These chinks are strange
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Grylls next sentence "She also totally exsists too."
"You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school..in a different country"
Clarification needed for understanding full. Does she just casually 'like' it, like how I like my michael kors backpack or does she "Liiike" it. Like how prince andrew likes underage girls.
Since watching people eat gets her off I bet she watches other guys eat. Random guys at restaurants. Doesn't even know their name! What a hussy…She calls it food porn
She's got a realy way with words that oneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-24 at 10:44 AM UTCOk
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2020-10-24 at 10:55 AM UTCfood porn is very commonly referred to just really beautiful plates of gourmet and does not usually have sexual undertones.
I don't doubt food porn exists but I do have some doubt that this girlfriend of yours exist.
Does that sound bitchy? Not meant to be, just a poker game of sorts and I am calling your bluff. It's what a good poker player would do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-24 at 10:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep food porn is very commonly referred to just really beautiful plates of gourmet and does not usually have sexual undertones.
I don't doubt food porn exists but I do have some doubt that this girlfriend of yours exist.
Does that sound bitchy? Not meant to be, just a poker game of sorts and I am calling your bluff. It's what a good poker player would do.
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2020-10-24 at 11 AM UTCyou gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them...know when to walk away
Those a few words from the Country Singing Sensation Colonel Sanders.....I mean Kenny Rodgers.
For some reason I always get those too mixed up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-24 at 11:02 AM UTC
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2020-10-24 at 11:05 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-24 at 11:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep food porn is very commonly referred to just really beautiful plates of gourmet and does not usually have sexual undertones.
I don't doubt food porn exists but I do have some doubt that this girlfriend of yours exist.
Want proof?
Not that I should show you but whatever -
2020-10-24 at 11:15 AM UTCActually no, fuck you and your trickery
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2020-10-24 at 11:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls Actually no, fuck you and your trickery
You have passed the Dungeon's Wizard task of the Stranger Danger.sn'
As your prize you get to ride in the back of my van which is also full of candy *cough*and a shovel* ahem, anyways, Get in, now please. & I would appreciate if you put a mask on, I wear this ski mask all the time, even before COVID.
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2020-10-24 at 11:42 AM UTCHmmmm 🤨
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2020-10-24 at 11:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls Want proof?
Not that I should show you but whatever
Well, I only want proof for part of this story. (at least at this time) My eyes don't need to see the proof of anything sexual. Just a proof she is real will suffice and we will dive into all the personal deets that comes with being sexually attracted to a human eating food. I wonder what's more important, the person or the food?
OMG OMG! Instead of a 'buttah face' they could say 'buttah plate'
"his chewing up food then swallowing game was tight, buttah plate bro'
Yes, Buttah plate indeed
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2020-10-24 at 11:58 AM UTCYou into food porn too huh
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2020-10-25 at 12:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls You into food porn too huh
Now I know what happened.
You ordered Chinese food through take out service.
And a waitress is making sure the order is correct. She's telling you about the specials they have going on.
Then, she says she wants to see you again! Well, actually she said "come again" but I think I cracked it.
You being wasted and all, forget you're talking to a restaurant and think this must be one of the girls I forced, I mean, asked, for her number. She is so down to fuck.
'What? how haw I want the spicy noodle?' this bitch is kinky.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-25 at 7:30 AM UTCYou fried his ass like prison ramen
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2020-10-25 at 8:29 AM UTCYeah
