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2020-08-02 at 3:19 AM UTC in wimmens with tattoosI have zero tattoos. Literally almost everyone and their grandma has tattoos in this day and age. I think my zero tatted body is more unique than someone who has tattoos that they think MAKES them unique. "This flock of sparrows represents my dreams". "I have this infinity symbol with love entwined inside it because love is for infinity or is it eternity....shit idk but I paid a lot for it and it's totally deep and meaningful". ..."also I have a tattoo that says "SLUT" on my lower back".
It represents her deep seated daddy issues and is an example where someone has no perception of time.
Wrinkly and flabby tattoos never look good. This bitch with the SLUT tattoo will hopefully OD or get stabbed by her pimp before she gets to the age where women's bodies start to deteroet.
Not hating on all tattoos but I just don't have a grasp the desire people have to get one.
People always talk about their tattoos as if their trying to convince me that they aren't stupid, they're meaningful and unique....C'mon bro, are you trying to convice me or yourself. The flames lead up a burning american flag with a tribal band. your not being patriotic you're being MORONIC.
I dated a guy a few years back that was super into Suicide Girls which i'm sure you pervs have heard about. I'm not gay but I appreciate a nice looking female body and honestly don't find that tattoos enhance hotness. I think I've only seen a couple of tattoos IRL that I thought were genuinely cool.
I won't even put a bumper sticker on my car.
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2016-03-12 at 10:48 PM UTC in Nostalgia ThreadSo, I figure most of us are within the same age group (not that it really matters just makes it a little more relatable). What are some nostalgic things from your younger days? Not just tv shows and music but maybe actual places or activities as well. I'll start off with just a few. I watched a lot of TV but didn't get cable till I was older so I watched the same four channels basically, WB, FOX, UPN, and ABC. UPN? Remember that? Before BET. Riding the school bus and not getting home till 4PM cuz I was the 2nd to last stop. "One Saturday Morning" which was early Saturday morning cartoons on ABC. I remember a show about Science. Science court? I watched a thing called TGIF every Friday night as a kid also, a series of about 4 family comedies that I thought were so funny at the time but sort of cheezy and lame humor when I look back now.
RC cola for me as well. I liked soda so much, I would have a couple a day. My parents hid it from me in their closet and I remember sneaking in and getting some. (lol, early signs of addiction?).
Playing fugitive and hide and seek outside in the dark. Rollerblades. Rollerblades were significantly cooler than skates. Buying pokemon cards in the lil packs at Walmart. I wish I would have kept mine. I found a few not too long ago, holographic and one even in Japanese. I remember thinking I was gonna be so rich one day. Giga pets and tamagatchis. Used to love those so much, I got an app recently that was the same thing and I was "God, how did I ever find this entertaining". Burning CD's. (Using Kazzaa to download music). My first cell phone I got when I was 13 that had no caller ID and you had to pull an antenna up.
Getting lunch detention. I remember thinking I was so cool because I listened to "punk" rock. (all kinds from The Casualties and Rancid to more poppy stuff like Blink 182). I also dressed ridiculous in 7th and 8th grade. Plaid pants and lots of black. Doc martins and fishnets etc. Music taste not so embarrassing but looking back at my "Hot Topic" phase I guess one would call it, I'd be lying if I didn't face palm. But whatever, I doubt many 12-14 year olds have the greatest fashion sense.
Idk, just in a nostalgic kind of mood. lol, my first car. Red pontiac grand am. What a piece of shit lol. Using MSN messenger but not really having any friends so pretending to be offline every time I logged in. Making a myspace for the first time at my friends house and saying "Hey look I already have a friend" (It was Tom).
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2020-02-22 at 12:28 AM UTC in The Deafening Minority
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You post once a month and complain about not enough content being posted, Get fucked you stupid bitch
When you say "Get fucked bitch" what I'm actually hearing you say is "I know how you feel and I respect you as a person"
Or it could mean simply "get fucked bitch"
Either way, it is sooooo good to hear it! ;)
P.S. "once a month" lol, yeah, I come around less than that but it is BECAUSE of the lack of contact that I do that. Maybe it's just a self fulfilling prophecy or some shit.
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2020-02-22 at 4:59 PM UTC in What would you do if you saw somebody urinating on some clothes at a store?Honestly, I'd probably leave the store. It's a clothing store so I'm likely just browsing anyway and won't wanna give my money to a shop owner who pisses people off so bad they decide to urinate freely on their merchandise.
Now if I saw it in Walmart, I'd kindly say "excuse me" as I reached around the man with his penis out so I can save 42 cents by buying the Great Value brand of canned tomatoes.
Pee is probably a lot more sterile than anything else on the floor of a walmart. He's probably sterilizing it. Which is good because here comes a barefoot 3 year old wearing only a tshirt that obviously belongs to his 300lb mom that's riding in the automatic cart as he tries to keep up with out spilling his bottle of mt dew.
It's crazy how horrible the experience of Walmart can be but I go each week.
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2020-01-24 at 9:50 PM UTC in describe another user with a meme/stupid pic
Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if your random two posts in a year are from a relapse or what the fuck. But I wonder. But you can't read this. Won't read this. Because you don't remember making it.
But I still wonder.
WhoooOoooOooooOoo. Who wrote the book of loooooooove?
:), :)
Well, the fact that a relapse may or may not have taken place a measly 2 times a year shouldn't even be categorized as a relapse.
I hate the word "Relapse" and what it implies.
"Relapse" tends insinuate leaving sobriety behind and bungee jumping towards an even lower rock bottom than before.
So stupid how people think if you use just once after being sober that it will just immediately evolve into habitual substance abuse. Just one time & you might as well quit your job before you're inevitably fired. This of course will eventually lead to you being homeless. Selling your body for drugs. The only positive going for you is that your next shot may end up being your last one. Finally releasing you from all the pain. And there you will lye dying, in a gutter with a needle in your arm and only one shoe on.
I mean, I don't wanna seem arrogant but the fact I have been just riding the crystal dragon a few times a year is pretty cool.
You are right about one thing though...
Originally posted by mmQ But you can't read this. Won't read this. Because you don't remember making it.
I definitely don't remember that post.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-28 at 3:48 AM UTC in What is the best letter?
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2020-01-24 at 10:30 PM UTC in describe another user with a meme/stupid pic
Originally posted by mmQ Lucy:
*eyeroll* *eyeroll while booing loudly*
First let me say, that nobody enjoys casual racism more than I do, okay?
I'm a little turned off by this; and let me tell you why.
It's not because I find it offensive or inflammatory, no no no.
It's because it just shows a real lack of effort. It's not a clever play on words, it doesn't have a pun, or even contain any sort of joke at all.
By you sharing this you've really just shouted out loud for all the world to hear
"I'm the stupidest nigger of them all!"
What do people & jellybeans have in common?
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2020-01-24 at 8:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: I can't find the other one EditionI had 25 new messages in my inbox when I logged into NIS today.
24 of them were titled "I'm going to find you and murder you bitch"
*queue theme song*
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2018-07-06 at 8:54 AM UTC in Kinks is fat and ugly...Who the fuck are all these people?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-05 at 5:03 PM UTC in Hottest Girl ON NISThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-03 at 3:41 AM UTC in Hottest Girl ON NISPosting from a cyber cafe from beyond the grave.
Hell isn't too bad, Satan is a douchebag,
He runs the place like a cuck who used to get beat by his step-dad.
Apparently he finds tweakers to be annoying, they get under his skin.
Can you believe in Hell, of all places, I'm deprived of this sin.
He'll try to seduce you and pull out a shard filled bag.
It's not real,
but your hope is so strong.
For a sack that size, nothing wrong with some red schlong.
Don't fall for it, it's a trick.
He's got a 3-pronged dick,
and offer up 3 holes quick,
trust me, you don't want him to pick.
He sells you this illusion of a "sack" and knows you'll be back. I repeated this insanity so many times, I lost track.
Every time my shards disappeared under a suspicious circumstance.
He's in on it from the get
tweakers don't have a chance.
He has good heroin though.
EDIT: My dumbass mixed up your and you're. If I wasn't already dead I'd kill myself of embarrassment. At least it was not an error due to ignorance of this basic grammar rule but just a basic full-retard fuckup on my part.
I swear, anytime I see someone make that mistake, I scoff and internally think of how much more intelligent I am than they are and now I feel kinda like an asshole.
EDIT: I fucking put a spelling error in my above edit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-31 at 8:41 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy women
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2017-08-29 at 6:02 AM UTC in Name the 3 NiS posters that you
Originally posted by Bill Krozby All the tie-dye t-shirts in the world couldn't make you cool, you goober
To be fair, would an achievement of owning all the tie-dye t-shirts in the world make ANYONE cool?
Lolz. I honestly found it genuinely entertaining that you referred to tye-dye t-shirts as a significance of "cool."
We grew up in very different places. Where I am from it would a more fitting determination of coolness by if you always come up number when #1 in consistently in possession of large amounts of dank weed, driving the highest lifted pickup truck, and as the cherry on top his family is rich and he fucks all the hottest girls in town.
Damn, Brad is so cool.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-19 at 2:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00
Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00
Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
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2017-08-11 at 5:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
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i feel bad for women who have fat tits like this
Jesus Christ, those suckers are about to pop out! I can't imagine having breast that big, I wouldn't even get fake ones if I had the money.
Plastic surgery has always seemed like such a waste of money and really an unnecessary expense. Unless there is some serious deformed shit going on (like a dick growing where your nose should be)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-10 at 8:40 PM UTC in Pulling ya girl's yoga pants down and fucking her while you finger her clit
Originally posted by hydromorphone You do realize… vaginas get fingered… uh, not clits, right? they get rubbed… like, you aren't going to fit anything "in" a clit, because it's got no "in"… Clits are like micro penises…
In this case, the interpretation I got from the OP is that he is using fingering synonymously with "rub". I agree that "fingering" sounds somewhat off , and it perhaps IS being misused in Op's vocabulary but I still instantly knew that the sexual stimulating act he was referring to was "rubbing a clit."
Hydro probably knew what he meant as well but the vocabulary conundrum he had gotten himself into was too good for her to pass up. lol, he kind of walked right into that one. Maybe you should have thrown in a Guess you didn't read that anatomy book in high school either?! AMIRITE?
Although, yes, I do agree, "rub" works a lot better than "finger" when speaking about this specific type of sexual stimulation. The important thing is that I still understood what he meant and we were both thinking of the same thing in regards to the the actual physical stimulation being described. I did not jump to a ludicrous conclusion that he is trying to rip open an entry way through the clitours only to be proceeded by aggressive finger banging no more and no less that 3 fingers worth. No, no, no, of course not. That would be just insane. I hope would hope that most men wouldn't be so thrown off in a similar situation if it were the female to have a vocabulary mixup.
Originally posted by NARCassist if a girl said 'finger my clit' to a lot of idiots she'd prolly get her clit poked out.
"Wait, what? She wants me to finger her clit? Oh god that is so confusing, why didn't she just ask me to rub it? Oh what am I gonna do, I can't look like I don't know what I'm doing. Oh Gods in the heavens above, why must you torment me with this tricky word play? .... Oh well, guess I'll just poke it out.
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2017-08-10 at 8:51 PM UTC in I am a rapistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-10 at 11:43 AM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.
Originally posted by mmQ Anyway.
4 scrambled eggs with shredded cheddar cheese, some pepperjack cheese
A stick of mountain man sausage
2 heavily buttered toasted English muffins
A 1/2 gallon of milk
A side of crispy hashbrowns
After reading this, I couldn't help but think of …and a partridge and a pear-tree!
Even though there's only a 4 and a 2 mentioned and it isn't about Christmas, for some reason it just seemed to fit
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2017-08-10 at 9:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by aldra I'm not creating a tumblr account so I can look at bizarro porn
Tumblr has some of the most violent and 'omg what the fuck' type of porn that I've ever seen. And I frequent efukt. I can't watch the intense sadist tumblr porn, not my taste, wayyy too far. Speaking of tumblr, I actually have a funny little anecdote.
So, when I first got out of prison, I had heard about this online trend, tumblr. It had reminded me of some sort of modern xanga (remember xanga?). I had four months of parole, four months of staying sober out in the real world & I needed a distraction. I got a tumblr and I LOVED it, astrology stuff, comedy stuff, all kinds of gifs and jokes.
Unbeknownst to me, there was an idiotic and large SJW community on tumblr & that is all anyone associated tumblr with. Nobody bothered to mention this and I never cam across anything too preachy, you choose who you follow so...
So, here's me, just getting out of prison, I had been a tad shut out from the outside world for a short bit.
I would ACTUALLY tell new people that I met in class or online how much I loved tumblr. *cringe and facepalm* Looking back at the reactions I would get, it all makes so much sense now... At the time, I had no idea of the SJW reputation that tumblr had. When I told them how much I liked tumblr and when I'd exlaim, "Do you have one too?!" They either would ignore what I had just said entirely and start talking about something else or they would *heavy sigh with eye roll proceeded with awkward silence*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-09 at 4:25 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by NARCassist lol, reminded me of this
terrible tv show
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Not hating on you personally or anything but in all honesty, "The Big Bang Theory" is one of the worst if not THE worst tv show on television. It may be the worst television show that has ever aired in the past decade.
I'm not joking and I'm not exaggerating, I would rather read some of Malice's post for 22 minutes than watch an episode in its entirety.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
