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2021-11-16 at 4:56 AM UTC in I've Only Just Heard, I've Only Just HeardThe Tiger King has a 2nd Season!
It will arrive right around the time I'm finished watching the first season for the 3rd time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-13 at 2:12 AM UTC in Don't you just love pissingwhat about taking a good shit?
Like, the kind when you turn back to look at it (you know you do) you're actually impressed with yourself. -
2021-11-14 at 10:36 AM UTC in Music Recording Companies Getting the Last LaughRemember when literally nobody paid for music. I used Kazza until it made my Gateway computer blow up and I started using Limewire. These programs were fine when it was the shared family desktop computer but when I got my own laptop I still found a way to get free songs for my iPod touch or maybe I had a basic android by then.
I would convert youtube videos to mp3 then put them into itunes.
Now, oh how the turntables.
My bf torrents all movies and tv shows that aren't on the streaming services we already have, but as for music, I just bit the damn bullet and paid for premium in amazon music. Not only are people not downloading the individual songs for free anymore but because the free versions of these streaming services are so awful that anyone who doesn't want to be mildly infuriated will just pay to use the premium.
Damn if they didn't get us in the end. Remember when all those millionaire celebrities were crying and bitching about not being as rich as they could be, I remember a PSA being made about it. P S A Public Service Announcement. Playing a little fast and loose using the words 'public service' aren't you Lars from Metallica.
Back then I thought, there's no way people will stop downloading individual songs for free. I never would have predicted the entire platform on where/how music is being played would change.
Limited skips = pure evil genius. Overall streaming has made listening to music a lot less work. I also used to be annoyed that Limewire would provide an incorrect song title, mainly because the retards of the world would all start to call it by the incorrect title. Seriously, like no effort went into that.
Did any of you guys predict something like this? I really find it fascinating that in a span of a decade the main method people used to use to listen to music changed entirely.
I feel if someone is still illegally downloading individual songs in 2021 then they're likely still checking in on their Myspace page, editing HTML on their Xanga, burning CDs to listen in the car, setting their ringtone on their pink Motorola Razor recordings from the radio.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-12 at 10:03 PM UTC in Biden is a better President than ObamaBiden is as under whelming as a cereal box toy.
But anybody is better than Trump.
In 2016 when he was running, I secretly wanted him to win just because I hated Hillary Clinton so much.
I didn't support him but i thought it was funny how riled up he was getting people. Like having rallies and burning the American flag when he won.
I was like, 'c'mon' guys, he's no different than any other Republican just a bit dooshy-ier" (yes, it's a word). But fast forward a few years and I think he's one of the worst human beings who has ever lived.
Biden is like Hillary but just with smaller testicles.
I actually like Obama as a person and think he's a level headed and intelligent man. All politicians are scum (besides Bernie) but he at least he can have a rational conversation and I'm pretty sure his tan is real.
Also, where the heck is the "make a new thread" click button?
I feel like talking about degenerate shit and saying the word fuck a lot. -
2021-11-14 at 2:22 PM UTC in What Skills or Hobbies Have You Picked Up Since MarchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-14 at 2:19 PM UTC in A humble suggestion.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-14 at 5:54 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Contemplating killing myself
Well, my first reaction is that you are not serious but posting edgy stuff..but I couldn't live with myself if I didn't say something.
You should definitely not kill yourself. And Lanny made me Queen B Mod of all Niggas, it was a private ceremony due to COVID, I'm sure you understand. and I forbid you to kill yourself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-14 at 6 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-14 at 8:36 AM UTC in Don't you just love pissing
Originally posted by Solstice I drank hard cider and Jameson all night and pissed so much and so many times in a few hours period that I thought my kidneys were ruined.
I feel like pissing from male genitalia would feel more satisfactory.
Lol, they have this thing called a "She-wee" ... seems like it would come in handy when going camping. When you're afflicted with a vagina you have dig a whole to pee in, throw the tp in there and then burry it.
That's a lot of work just to urinate.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-12 at 11:57 PM UTC in What Skills or Hobbies Have You Picked Up Since MarchI've started picking the piano back up.
I've had 2 songs memorized since was like 13, "Oh Susansa" and "Fur Elise"
I read music too, so I've using some beginner workbooks to slowly get back into it.
I quit a couple years back because at the time I would have rather been smoking weed and playing Guitar Hero than doing anything to better myself. God, if I could punch the 17 year old me in the face I would, maybe then my early 20's wouldn't have such a shit show.
FUN FACT: When I was like 6 or 7 my parents said I couldn't watch TV until practiced the piano for 30 minutes but then that meant I was gonna miss the The Simpsons so I had a tantrum and stayed in my room the rest of the night.
I want to learn to crochet, my bf got me this kit thing but it's like super advanced and skills are needed to make these "Harry Potter and Friends" dolls.
I think I should start with oven mitts. -
2021-11-14 at 8:31 AM UTC in Don't you just love pissing
Originally posted by Grylls Taking a shit is like a ritual for me
Size is the only thing that matters.
If there was a shitting expert who could rate my awesome poops on texture and odour etc and the zen like environment I take them in I’d get a 10/10 A*+
I poop once a day, usually around 630AM. I'm as regular as ..... ugh... I could not come up with anything that was witty here.
The women I work with have serveral, like 3 or 4 BMs a day. Probably because they eat so much fast food. I think I eat fast food maybe a couple times a year. I don't see how some people could subject their body to that poison.
OH, excuse me while I take this shot of whiskey and take a power nap so I can get the most out of my remaining sack.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-14 at 8:45 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Nile I wanna make and sell my Artisanal bongs.
Srsly. One can dream right?
That could totally happen! Would you prefer to sell them on a site like Etzy or IRL in a farmers market type setting? The riverwalk where we live sometimes has people who put up a tent and sell jedielry or pen sketches that they've done.
You might not be able to make a living solely off of this but I bet it would be satisfying to create something from scratch and it be good enough that another person is willing to give you money for it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-13 at 6:54 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is exhibit W why women shouldnt be involved in politics and be given the rights to vote.
the tally-buns are right and wise.
Originally posted by Meikai Pictured, the average centrist intellectually soaring above the unclean masses of wingcucks:
It's true. We are an enlightened breed. Centrism is to politics what atheism is to religion. We are free from the dogmas of party lines, unbeholden to any particular creed beyond rational and pragmatic politics. We are the peacemakers - blessed - and the diplomats who must form and lead actual coalitions.
"We are also very humble"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-14 at 4:11 AM UTC in A humble suggestion.
Originally posted by Nile Wait wat? That's fucked up. Why would that even come up? Was pickles mom A super bitch?
we were all so young when this rumor came out, 7th grade is 12/13 years old. At the time I accepted this story as 100% true no questions asked.
Probably told her friends this very embarrassing thing and they subsequently spread the word faster than you can say trauma.
What's so crazy is how long it stuck. I mean she wasn't really bullied (maybe in the beginning) but everyone knew the name and knew why. It was more like people saying "hey what up pickles?" while laughing which does not even compare to the true hell I witnessed some of the other kids get.
I got the impression she was kind of slow too, she wasn't an asshole though. We had some mutual friends and I think we walked the track in PE together a couple of times around Sophomore year. She was in the group of girls that wore FOX tshirts, had fake tans, & blonde hair with black dyed underneath. All her girlfriends were very attractive. She sort of looked like a sickly frog with an eating disorder. I'm not saying that to be mean I'm saying that so you can get an accurate picture of what she looks like.
I guess I got lucky cuz I peed my pants in class in 2nd grade and I literally never heard about it again. Not even the next day from any other kids. 2nd grade is still pretty young though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-14 at 3:06 AM UTC in A humble suggestion.I'm a few whiskeys deep so I think I may need an instruction manual or a man to ELI5 what this request is.
I was initially confused because if you desire a custom user name, can't you just create a new handle.
But then I thought maybe it's different than a handle what he's talking about. I.E. Grylls has Cum Looking Faggot under his handle, is this the area that shall be bestowed or am I getting even further off track?
Ohhh, I get it now I think. Like how you can't come up with nickname yourself IRL, you need a group of friends (or at least one bully) to don you with this title.
Hmmm...I want to give a good answer brb while I look at some of your previous post so I can bestow you genuinely and accurately.
okay one quick story before i go:
Lol this girl ERIKA_REDACTED in like 7th grade supposedly got caught masturbating with a pickle by her mom or someone in her family and I swear to god they called her pickle until Senior Year. lol. Now that I look back, if she was caught by her mom, how did everyone at school find out?
A)She told a couple of close friends as a crazy story. She had to one up that bitch Kimmy who had just shared she gave Jovi a blowjob during theater production after he offered her a PEPSI from the vending machine.<--that actually happened, the girls weren't friends or anything and the events took place years a part but I thought it worth mentioning.
B)Her mom told all her friends to embarrass her further. God, i hope that's not true. There's a lot of shit moms in this area so I wouldn't even be that shocked.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-13 at 5:19 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is exhibit W why women shouldnt be involved in politics and be given the rights to vote.
the tally-buns are right and wise.
Yes, very intelligent reply. Women should not be allowed to vote, let's take their suffrage away and replace instead with equal parts suffering and rage...someone call the Nobel prize people...we got a real inspirational thinker here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-13 at 3:49 PM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox ThreadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-13 at 3:44 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My new political belief is Donutism where the only "government" enforces economic activity of mechanized industrial food production in the bakery sector and a certain amount of people are drafted into the supply chain, production at each end to ensure the constant oversupply over baked donuts into the general population.
Essentially a government corporation that entirely exists to produce donuts, the only taxes they collect are for donuts and they also control the police and pay them with… you guessed it. Donuts.
https://mintable.app/Collectibles/item/-Space-Donut--NFT-Neapolitan/07SYXp5G-UYobYW
Defund the police, give them donuts instead of guns.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-13 at 4:25 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by WellHung nigger
oh wow you're edgy. I have no desire to use that word anymore, I've grown a lot.
side note, one time a few years ago I with a group of people i just met at a NYE get together and I got drunk and dropped the n-bomb casually. Everyone was really disgusted with me and appalled.
I had come from drinking in TC so I blame Panny. I didn't even know I said it, I was talking about someone who was white but that was being a dick and I said something like, "then this nigger" when everyone exclaimed "wwhoa dude!" I waslike "what?" I honestly didn't even know I'd said it. I don't like to use that word anymore. Call it white guilt but I just think it makes the person who says it look trashy. If you call someone a N***** then you're actually the biggest n-word of them all.
When I was younger I used to think racist jokes were hilarious. I'd walk up to an ethnic person I was friends with and tell them the joke, they'd laugh or at least pretend to. It was a small school so they knew me and knew I wasn't being hateful, ignorant, but not hateful. Hell, half of them would spit one right back after me that was about a joke about their own race. I remember when Laquita told me black joke after we were sharing them in class.
Now I cringe when I think about it. I mean, I think you need to understand the level of dooshness I had reached. I would look them up on the internet, memorize them, and then would just spout them off one after another to people.
That type of humor did not age well, just like anything Bill Cosby did.
I'm not an SJW or anything I just don't think racist jokes are that funny anymore. Probably because the ALT right has made such a presence with racism, you can't make jokes like that without some right wing nut job ruining it.
"what do people and jelly beans have in common?
"Nobody likes the black ones"
Then one of those red hat wearing idiots would respond "yeah, I hate N**** too!"
Whoa Gus, take it down a notch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-13 at 12:45 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by Solstice I always label anyone who identifies with a specific political party an idiot.
I've never been passionate in either direction. My bf says I'm a "centralist" because I don't feel strongly about any issues/topic. It seems unfair that the only politicians in power now and in the forseeable future are going to be either Republican Party or Democrat...like why do the Green Party candidates, Independent, and Libertarian candidates even waste their time and money running for a seat they know they won't win. The closest any of them came recently was in 2016 because that is how much people hate Hilary Clinton. The DNC choosing to back Hilary over Bernie was an error that really showed how out of touch they are.
Nice job DNC, you didn't just shoot a miss, they probably chose one of the most (statistically speaking of course) hated politicians over one that was probably one of the most well liked. You may not agree with his policies, they are pretty extreme...but from my observations he is at least genuine. Which I can't name a single other politican who I can use that word to describe.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
