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  1. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Who the fuck are all these people?
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  2. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by cupocheer Grown women don't need to advertise their "hotness".

    That's just something ugly people say.
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  3. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Posting from a cyber cafe from beyond the grave.

    Hell isn't too bad, Satan is a douchebag,

    He runs the place like a cuck who used to get beat by his step-dad.

    Apparently he finds tweakers to be annoying, they get under his skin.

    Can you believe in Hell, of all places, I'm deprived of this sin.

    He'll try to seduce you and pull out a shard filled bag.
    It's not real,
    but your hope is so strong.
    For a sack that size, nothing wrong with some red schlong.

    Don't fall for it, it's a trick.
    He's got a 3-pronged dick,
    and offer up 3 holes quick,
    trust me, you don't want him to pick.

    He sells you this illusion of a "sack" and knows you'll be back. I repeated this insanity so many times, I lost track.

    Every time my shards disappeared under a suspicious circumstance.
    He's in on it from the get
    tweakers don't have a chance.

    He has good heroin though.

    EDIT: My dumbass mixed up your and you're. If I wasn't already dead I'd kill myself of embarrassment. At least it was not an error due to ignorance of this basic grammar rule but just a basic full-retard fuckup on my part.

    I swear, anytime I see someone make that mistake, I scoff and internally think of how much more intelligent I am than they are and now I feel kinda like an asshole.

    EDIT: I fucking put a spelling error in my above edit.
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  4. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman




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  5. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby All the tie-dye t-shirts in the world couldn't make you cool, you goober

    To be fair, would an achievement of owning all the tie-dye t-shirts in the world make ANYONE cool?




    Lolz. I honestly found it genuinely entertaining that you referred to tye-dye t-shirts as a significance of "cool."

    We grew up in very different places. Where I am from it would a more fitting determination of coolness by if you always come up number when #1 in consistently in possession of large amounts of dank weed, driving the highest lifted pickup truck, and as the cherry on top his family is rich and he fucks all the hottest girls in town.

    Damn, Brad is so cool.
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  6. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.

    also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.



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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00



    Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.

    also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.



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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00



    Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.

    also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.



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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00
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  7. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0

    i feel bad for women who have fat tits like this
    w

    Jesus Christ, those suckers are about to pop out! I can't imagine having breast that big, I wouldn't even get fake ones if I had the money.

    Plastic surgery has always seemed like such a waste of money and really an unnecessary expense. Unless there is some serious deformed shit going on (like a dick growing where your nose should be)
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  8. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by hydromorphone You do realize… vaginas get fingered… uh, not clits, right? they get rubbed… like, you aren't going to fit anything "in" a clit, because it's got no "in"… Clits are like micro penises…



    In this case, the interpretation I got from the OP is that he is using fingering synonymously with "rub". I agree that "fingering" sounds somewhat off , and it perhaps IS being misused in Op's vocabulary but I still instantly knew that the sexual stimulating act he was referring to was "rubbing a clit."

    Hydro probably knew what he meant as well but the vocabulary conundrum he had gotten himself into was too good for her to pass up. lol, he kind of walked right into that one. Maybe you should have thrown in a Guess you didn't read that anatomy book in high school either?! AMIRITE?



    Although, yes, I do agree, "rub" works a lot better than "finger" when speaking about this specific type of sexual stimulation. The important thing is that I still understood what he meant and we were both thinking of the same thing in regards to the the actual physical stimulation being described. I did not jump to a ludicrous conclusion that he is trying to rip open an entry way through the clitours only to be proceeded by aggressive finger banging no more and no less that 3 fingers worth. No, no, no, of course not. That would be just insane. I hope would hope that most men wouldn't be so thrown off in a similar situation if it were the female to have a vocabulary mixup.

    Originally posted by NARCassist if a girl said 'finger my clit' to a lot of idiots she'd prolly get her clit poked out.


    "Wait, what? She wants me to finger her clit? Oh god that is so confusing, why didn't she just ask me to rub it? Oh what am I gonna do, I can't look like I don't know what I'm doing. Oh Gods in the heavens above, why must you torment me with this tricky word play? .... Oh well, guess I'll just poke it out.

    Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-10T20:44:37.643903+00:00
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  9. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If one kid were 4 and the other kid was 5, both would be charged.

    If one kid were 4 and the other kid was 5, the male would be charged.

    Fixed it.
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  10. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Anyway.

    4 scrambled eggs with shredded cheddar cheese, some pepperjack cheese

    A stick of mountain man sausage

    2 heavily buttered toasted English muffins

    A 1/2 gallon of milk

    A side of crispy hashbrowns

    After reading this, I couldn't help but think of …and a partridge and a pear-tree!


    Even though there's only a 4 and a 2 mentioned and it isn't about Christmas, for some reason it just seemed to fit

    Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-10T11:45:31.706086+00:00
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  11. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra I'm not creating a tumblr account so I can look at bizarro porn

    Tumblr has some of the most violent and 'omg what the fuck' type of porn that I've ever seen. And I frequent efukt. I can't watch the intense sadist tumblr porn, not my taste, wayyy too far. Speaking of tumblr, I actually have a funny little anecdote.

    So, when I first got out of prison, I had heard about this online trend, tumblr. It had reminded me of some sort of modern xanga (remember xanga?). I had four months of parole, four months of staying sober out in the real world & I needed a distraction. I got a tumblr and I LOVED it, astrology stuff, comedy stuff, all kinds of gifs and jokes.

    Unbeknownst to me, there was an idiotic and large SJW community on tumblr & that is all anyone associated tumblr with. Nobody bothered to mention this and I never cam across anything too preachy, you choose who you follow so...


    So, here's me, just getting out of prison, I had been a tad shut out from the outside world for a short bit.

    I would ACTUALLY tell new people that I met in class or online how much I loved tumblr. *cringe and facepalm* Looking back at the reactions I would get, it all makes so much sense now... At the time, I had no idea of the SJW reputation that tumblr had. When I told them how much I liked tumblr and when I'd exlaim, "Do you have one too?!" They either would ignore what I had just said entirely and start talking about something else or they would *heavy sigh with eye roll proceeded with awkward silence*
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  12. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by NARCassist lol, reminded me of this
    terrible tv show




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    Not hating on you personally or anything but in all honesty, "The Big Bang Theory" is one of the worst if not THE worst tv show on television. It may be the worst television show that has ever aired in the past decade.

    I'm not joking and I'm not exaggerating, I would rather read some of Malice's post for 22 minutes than watch an episode in its entirety.
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  13. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock dont act like youve never taken it in the ass.

    OH, I won't and I have
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  14. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Have you ever found drugs randomly? Or received an amazing deal on drugs, gotten super lucky with getting away from the police, or from a crazy crackhead? What stories do you have where Junkie Jesus was looking out for you and your own. I'll go first.

    I received the unicorn of randomly found drugs. I can't believe that stupid burner dropped it without realizing it. Maybe he left it on purpose as a gift? NAW,I doubt it because if I hadn't of spotted it one of the chinky bus boys I worked with would have just trashed it.

    Oh yeah, what I found? Oh nothing much, just a little pink plastic case. Oh yeah and inside was 5 hits of acid, geltabs. Actual geltabs not just saying that like some people do to make it sound like better drugs than it actually is. That was the first and only time I've ever had geltabs. Majority of times I'd done acid in the past it was liquid, I'd have the dealer just drop the liquid on my tongue from his vile. INB4 perverted double entendre

    The restaurant I was working at the time was a hot spot for people on their way and/or coming back from burning man. It had been left on the floor under one of the tables over night. I had worked the night before and came in the next the next morning to open. "Stupid lazy busboy,." I thought. That shit has been here all night, "He didn't even sweep!"


    I picked it up, before tossing it I decided to open it, expecting it to be empty but secretly hoping it would contain something like a couple of xanax or percocets. Instead, low and behold, there was 5 geltabs. Great acid too, I usually need 2 or 3 hits of acid when I trip but I only needed one and got 3 trips out of this find, I gave my bf the other two. That is the only time I have ever found drugs in my life.

    Share your own Junkie Jesus story. But it doesn't count if you lose something or your friend loses something and THEN you find it. I'm talking about straight up delivery, signed sealed, and delivered to you from Junkie Jesus. Or a situation where you were so lucky or given such a huge break it's as if you had drank a full bottle of Felix Felicis
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  15. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by RestStop

    This nasty lil slut do whatever I want

    Can you ask her to trim her eyebrows?


    jk :P I'm just playing. Good for you at gettin' laid and shit, she's cute! Looks a lil young though...but hey, where I live 16 is legal so, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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  16. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    How is this even a question? OF COURSE I would rather be a Stupid shit face.


    I Fucking hate fuckasses.
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  17. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Every girl is different when it comes to what turns her on & especially what makes her cum. A woman can be turned on and enjoying herself entirely without having an orgasm. I guess a good way to put it is, not every great sex encounter results in a female orgasm but all female orgasms are the result of a great sexual encounter.

    I guess some easy and quick tips are:

    1) Confidence, submissive and naive aren't exactly turn ons for most females. You can be gentle and slow but don't be awkward and insecure.

    2) Spontaneous acts In the middle of sex, If it's nothing too crazy (like surprise anal)! Little taboo moves that you just go for without asking. Lightly choking, (the second guy I ever had sex with all of a sudden choked me a bit, not like psycho killer style but light and firm). It took me by surprise but I liked how he just went for it. LOL, I had a hookup one time where a guy was giving me oral and then surprised me with a rim job. Not gonna lie, I didn't stop him. I've never given a rim job myself, blowjobs is a necessity when keeping a man but I never desired or felt the need to lick an asshole. Basically, do something slightly out of yours and hers norm spontaneously.

    3) Be good at oral, I wish I could be more descriptive but trust me, if she's not spazzing out like the exorcist, it's not as good as it could be. Nothing is more boring than boring oral. I guess one tip would be to genuinely enjoy doing it. Oral sex is a great because it shows that you care about the other person getting off, not just yourself.

    4) Don't be an idiot and ignore the clit, also, fuck like a man, not jackhammer stuck on repeat mode. I have lost count of the times I have heard girls complain about guys they fucked who just pounded them like a "jackhammer" or a "jack rabbit" . Maybe for a small amount of the time that shit is okay, like at the end when you're just trying to finish but I haven't met a single girl that said she enjoys that style of sex and I've heard countless stories where they were disappointed and/or frustrated with a guy who fucked like that.
    Same for fingering/for play, you don't just jam your fingers in there as fast as you can over and over again, that's not what mostgirls enjoy. I say most because there might be a small percentage that do.

    5) I would say my final tip to making a girl cum (if this was how to turn a girl on or just be a good lay, there would be lots more to talk about) but we're just talking about making her finish. I notice that it's usually doing a couple things at the same time that push me over the edge into having an orgasm. Do stuff to her with your hands while you're penetrating her: Twist the nipples (in a sexy way not a purple nurple way, rub the clit, lightly choke (or maybe not so lightly, some girls like it rougher than others. I personally think if I'm being choked too hard it's a turn off and a little ridiculous, to each their own though). Use a small toy in her ass and fuck her pussy with you dick. Use something sexy like a black ribbon instead of cliche handcuffs.


    TLD;R Confidence is key, be a man not a pussy. If she's not a dyke she doesn't want to fuck a pussy. You're a man not a jackhammer. You have hands, use them.

    Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-06T05:38:26.859024+00:00
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  18. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon There is absolutely no reason to note that the car has 5 miles on it if it is in fact new; all it sounds like is "it's a briefly pre-owned car but it's basically like new, so might as well be new m i right?"



    You don't need to have the car delivered to your house to make a zero-meter purchase.



    You came in with a dumb ass insinuation that just revealed that you're poor. If you don't know something, then ask a question rather than proving that you're an idiot.



    Learn to read, you meth-whore. I said that for anybody else who has bought a new car (obviously not you, since you haven't bought a new car) from a dealership. You already couldn't discredit me. That was never on the cards.




    Didn't read
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  19. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock edit: add to that break list the chick sitting in a tub of hot water to soothe her ravaged orifices. totally not joking.

    Cut to a skuzzy & grim motel bathroom about 15 miles out of Reno. Infinityshock looks lustfully at the large woman in the tiny rust stained tub, while he's giving himself a mental pat on the back for definitely getting his money's worth, he notices that there seems to be more woman in that tub than water.

    She needs to soak though, her body needs to heal with warm water and epsom salts.....it aches.....the crook of her arms, from missing so much of her dope shots because it's too hard for her to find a vein.

    ...she was having so much trouble, "what's with this dope" she said to herself.

    Oh, that tricky Infinity, he had played her good boy. Not only did he pay her in "heroin" but this "heroin" had been made the week before while he was living out of his car in the various Walmart parking lots.

    As she continued to try to register her shot for her fix in the tub, he quietly packed his bags and left. All he could think of while driving away was, "She was pretty fat for a junkie."

    EDIT: Made it better ... Just giving you a hard time bro, though you might like a story of hookers, drugs, and ripping people off,

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  20. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Just flexed my IWC on Instagram and got 20 likes from thirsty hoes lmao

    You're bragging about Instagram likes and those hoes are the thirsty ones?
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