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2020-01-24 at 9:50 PM UTC in describe another user with a meme/stupid pic
Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if your random two posts in a year are from a relapse or what the fuck. But I wonder. But you can't read this. Won't read this. Because you don't remember making it.
But I still wonder.
WhoooOoooOooooOoo. Who wrote the book of loooooooove?
:), :)
Well, the fact that a relapse may or may not have taken place a measly 2 times a year shouldn't even be categorized as a relapse.
I hate the word "Relapse" and what it implies.
"Relapse" tends insinuate leaving sobriety behind and bungee jumping towards an even lower rock bottom than before.
So stupid how people think if you use just once after being sober that it will just immediately evolve into habitual substance abuse. Just one time & you might as well quit your job before you're inevitably fired. This of course will eventually lead to you being homeless. Selling your body for drugs. The only positive going for you is that your next shot may end up being your last one. Finally releasing you from all the pain. And there you will lye dying, in a gutter with a needle in your arm and only one shoe on.
I mean, I don't wanna seem arrogant but the fact I have been just riding the crystal dragon a few times a year is pretty cool.
You are right about one thing though...
Originally posted by mmQ But you can't read this. Won't read this. Because you don't remember making it.
I definitely don't remember that post.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-28 at 3:48 AM UTC in What is the best letter?
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2020-01-24 at 10:30 PM UTC in describe another user with a meme/stupid pic
Originally posted by mmQ Lucy:
*eyeroll* *eyeroll while booing loudly*
First let me say, that nobody enjoys casual racism more than I do, okay?
I'm a little turned off by this; and let me tell you why.
It's not because I find it offensive or inflammatory, no no no.
It's because it just shows a real lack of effort. It's not a clever play on words, it doesn't have a pun, or even contain any sort of joke at all.
By you sharing this you've really just shouted out loud for all the world to hear
"I'm the stupidest nigger of them all!"
What do people & jellybeans have in common?
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2020-01-24 at 8:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: I can't find the other one EditionI had 25 new messages in my inbox when I logged into NIS today.
24 of them were titled "I'm going to find you and murder you bitch"
*queue theme song*
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2018-07-06 at 8:54 AM UTC in Kinks is fat and ugly...Who the fuck are all these people?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-05 at 5:03 PM UTC in Hottest Girl ON NISThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-03 at 3:41 AM UTC in Hottest Girl ON NISPosting from a cyber cafe from beyond the grave.
Hell isn't too bad, Satan is a douchebag,
He runs the place like a cuck who used to get beat by his step-dad.
Apparently he finds tweakers to be annoying, they get under his skin.
Can you believe in Hell, of all places, I'm deprived of this sin.
He'll try to seduce you and pull out a shard filled bag.
It's not real,
but your hope is so strong.
For a sack that size, nothing wrong with some red schlong.
Don't fall for it, it's a trick.
He's got a 3-pronged dick,
and offer up 3 holes quick,
trust me, you don't want him to pick.
He sells you this illusion of a "sack" and knows you'll be back. I repeated this insanity so many times, I lost track.
Every time my shards disappeared under a suspicious circumstance.
He's in on it from the get
tweakers don't have a chance.
He has good heroin though.
EDIT: My dumbass mixed up your and you're. If I wasn't already dead I'd kill myself of embarrassment. At least it was not an error due to ignorance of this basic grammar rule but just a basic full-retard fuckup on my part.
I swear, anytime I see someone make that mistake, I scoff and internally think of how much more intelligent I am than they are and now I feel kinda like an asshole.
EDIT: I fucking put a spelling error in my above edit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-31 at 8:41 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy women
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2017-08-29 at 6:02 AM UTC in Name the 3 NiS posters that you
Originally posted by Bill Krozby All the tie-dye t-shirts in the world couldn't make you cool, you goober
To be fair, would an achievement of owning all the tie-dye t-shirts in the world make ANYONE cool?
Lolz. I honestly found it genuinely entertaining that you referred to tye-dye t-shirts as a significance of "cool."
We grew up in very different places. Where I am from it would a more fitting determination of coolness by if you always come up number when #1 in consistently in possession of large amounts of dank weed, driving the highest lifted pickup truck, and as the cherry on top his family is rich and he fucks all the hottest girls in town.
Damn, Brad is so cool.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-19 at 2:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00
Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00
Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-11 at 5:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
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i feel bad for women who have fat tits like this
Jesus Christ, those suckers are about to pop out! I can't imagine having breast that big, I wouldn't even get fake ones if I had the money.
Plastic surgery has always seemed like such a waste of money and really an unnecessary expense. Unless there is some serious deformed shit going on (like a dick growing where your nose should be)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-10 at 8:40 PM UTC in Pulling ya girl's yoga pants down and fucking her while you finger her clit
Originally posted by hydromorphone You do realize… vaginas get fingered… uh, not clits, right? they get rubbed… like, you aren't going to fit anything "in" a clit, because it's got no "in"… Clits are like micro penises…
In this case, the interpretation I got from the OP is that he is using fingering synonymously with "rub". I agree that "fingering" sounds somewhat off , and it perhaps IS being misused in Op's vocabulary but I still instantly knew that the sexual stimulating act he was referring to was "rubbing a clit."
Hydro probably knew what he meant as well but the vocabulary conundrum he had gotten himself into was too good for her to pass up. lol, he kind of walked right into that one. Maybe you should have thrown in a Guess you didn't read that anatomy book in high school either?! AMIRITE?
Although, yes, I do agree, "rub" works a lot better than "finger" when speaking about this specific type of sexual stimulation. The important thing is that I still understood what he meant and we were both thinking of the same thing in regards to the the actual physical stimulation being described. I did not jump to a ludicrous conclusion that he is trying to rip open an entry way through the clitours only to be proceeded by aggressive finger banging no more and no less that 3 fingers worth. No, no, no, of course not. That would be just insane. I hope would hope that most men wouldn't be so thrown off in a similar situation if it were the female to have a vocabulary mixup.
Originally posted by NARCassist if a girl said 'finger my clit' to a lot of idiots she'd prolly get her clit poked out.
"Wait, what? She wants me to finger her clit? Oh god that is so confusing, why didn't she just ask me to rub it? Oh what am I gonna do, I can't look like I don't know what I'm doing. Oh Gods in the heavens above, why must you torment me with this tricky word play? .... Oh well, guess I'll just poke it out.
Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-10T20:44:37.643903+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-10 at 8:51 PM UTC in I am a rapistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-10 at 11:43 AM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.
Originally posted by mmQ Anyway.
4 scrambled eggs with shredded cheddar cheese, some pepperjack cheese
A stick of mountain man sausage
2 heavily buttered toasted English muffins
A 1/2 gallon of milk
A side of crispy hashbrowns
After reading this, I couldn't help but think of …and a partridge and a pear-tree!
Even though there's only a 4 and a 2 mentioned and it isn't about Christmas, for some reason it just seemed to fit
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2017-08-10 at 9:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by aldra I'm not creating a tumblr account so I can look at bizarro porn
Tumblr has some of the most violent and 'omg what the fuck' type of porn that I've ever seen. And I frequent efukt. I can't watch the intense sadist tumblr porn, not my taste, wayyy too far. Speaking of tumblr, I actually have a funny little anecdote.
So, when I first got out of prison, I had heard about this online trend, tumblr. It had reminded me of some sort of modern xanga (remember xanga?). I had four months of parole, four months of staying sober out in the real world & I needed a distraction. I got a tumblr and I LOVED it, astrology stuff, comedy stuff, all kinds of gifs and jokes.
Unbeknownst to me, there was an idiotic and large SJW community on tumblr & that is all anyone associated tumblr with. Nobody bothered to mention this and I never cam across anything too preachy, you choose who you follow so...
So, here's me, just getting out of prison, I had been a tad shut out from the outside world for a short bit.
I would ACTUALLY tell new people that I met in class or online how much I loved tumblr. *cringe and facepalm* Looking back at the reactions I would get, it all makes so much sense now... At the time, I had no idea of the SJW reputation that tumblr had. When I told them how much I liked tumblr and when I'd exlaim, "Do you have one too?!" They either would ignore what I had just said entirely and start talking about something else or they would *heavy sigh with eye roll proceeded with awkward silence*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-09 at 4:25 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by NARCassist lol, reminded me of this
terrible tv show
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Not hating on you personally or anything but in all honesty, "The Big Bang Theory" is one of the worst if not THE worst tv show on television. It may be the worst television show that has ever aired in the past decade.
I'm not joking and I'm not exaggerating, I would rather read some of Malice's post for 22 minutes than watch an episode in its entirety.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-06 at 1:15 PM UTC in Would you rather be a stupid shitface, or a fuckass?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-06 at 4:47 AM UTC in Tell Me About Your Experiences with Junkie JesusHave you ever found drugs randomly? Or received an amazing deal on drugs, gotten super lucky with getting away from the police, or from a crazy crackhead? What stories do you have where Junkie Jesus was looking out for you and your own. I'll go first.
I received the unicorn of randomly found drugs. I can't believe that stupid burner dropped it without realizing it. Maybe he left it on purpose as a gift? NAW,I doubt it because if I hadn't of spotted it one of the chinky bus boys I worked with would have just trashed it.
Oh yeah, what I found? Oh nothing much, just a little pink plastic case. Oh yeah and inside was 5 hits of acid, geltabs. Actual geltabs not just saying that like some people do to make it sound like better drugs than it actually is. That was the first and only time I've ever had geltabs. Majority of times I'd done acid in the past it was liquid, I'd have the dealer just drop the liquid on my tongue from his vile. INB4 perverted double entendre
The restaurant I was working at the time was a hot spot for people on their way and/or coming back from burning man. It had been left on the floor under one of the tables over night. I had worked the night before and came in the next the next morning to open. "Stupid lazy busboy,." I thought. That shit has been here all night, "He didn't even sweep!"
I picked it up, before tossing it I decided to open it, expecting it to be empty but secretly hoping it would contain something like a couple of xanax or percocets. Instead, low and behold, there was 5 geltabs. Great acid too, I usually need 2 or 3 hits of acid when I trip but I only needed one and got 3 trips out of this find, I gave my bf the other two. That is the only time I have ever found drugs in my life.
Share your own Junkie Jesus story. But it doesn't count if you lose something or your friend loses something and THEN you find it. I'm talking about straight up delivery, signed sealed, and delivered to you from Junkie Jesus. Or a situation where you were so lucky or given such a huge break it's as if you had drank a full bottle of Felix FelicisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-06 at 5:49 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy womenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-06 at 5:24 AM UTC in Would you rather be a stupid shitface, or a fuckass?How is this even a question? OF COURSE I would rather be a Stupid shit face.
I Fucking hate fuckasses.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
