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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. CandyRein Black Hole


    ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’—
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    pretty fuckin fried

    I have been awake since midnight. I forgot about time forward skip ahead. Work was easy just very boring nobody works on sunday so I basically just talked to myself all day.

    As long as you show up and do what is expected nobody will say a word to you except a cute girl coming up reminding you about safety safety safety. I saw a muslim pray on a mat in the break room apparently it's ramadan.

    It's all just a blur. I am smoking hash and drinking now, feel very fukkkked up. Legalize that cocaine man
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka Was she the only person you shared it with? Someone told me you were cute, not her.

    LOW BAR GANG
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I just left the arcade it felt so nightmarish/dreamlike in there

    Arcades are transcendent. Walking around and paying to be immersed in another competitive world. They're gateways like movie theaters and old book stores
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Nah. It will make sense to her, I think

    I think they're actually lyrics on Charlie mansons album he cut with the beach boi. You have a way with words
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  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra

    LOL. Karen?!
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  7. Russian hero chains himself to McDonalds in Moscow. He says โ€œthey fed us this food for 30 years ... and now they are leaving us. The sanctions are depriving me of the food that I have eaten all my lifeโ€.
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  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Go into the store and tell her youโ€™re looking for a good screw
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  9. Originally posted by Kafka Idk just the two guys I associated with the past year are seeming really gross to me now

    Cut off all current associations except family and start anew. That's my best advice for you right now.
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  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Or something like that

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  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    You?
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  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I like u Kafka. I think ur special. โค๏ธ
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  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Me too fam. Lol Be happy & donโ€™t care too much about these niggers.
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  14. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I kissed a girl and I liked it ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽต ๐Ÿ’ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒผ ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽต

    This just TRIGGERED my memory from when my friend's GAY co-wo (that's slang for co-worker) introduced us to this gay bar called Valentine's and we would go there and they played this song a lot. It was the only gay bar I've ever been to and it was a really good time man, gay people are fun and they buy you lots of free drinks, which was probably my main reason for going there.

    One time we got really faded and ENT (shout out to krolo) up taking these shots called Urine Samples which were supposed to be like a designer shot that you would use to prank your drunk friends because they were literally supposed to taste like warm pee. I think they even heated them up in a microwave to make them the right temp

    Idk. That's a thing
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka

    I like to imagine that as an inch worms cheesy pick up line to another inch worm that it wants to FUCK AND SUCK.
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  17. "Let me measure your vagina.. with this."
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    posting PMs = hard gay
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  19. Originally posted by Dregs everywhere and nowhere. didn't ever bug me either way but least few months i been a changing. guess in a drunken blurry sleepy way looking for the meaning to life, questioning shit and real shit literally shit, and dissecting things people myself…

    than laughing my ass for thinking about all this shit while drunk and sleeping it all off… than groundhog day comes along again. laughing at typing all this shit out. there ain't no meaning to nothing… i find that funny too

    where have you been? i'm still right here pole



    Originally posted by POLECAT o u no me johnny, I'm hiding up on my mountain, snowmobiling and avoiding people and work. fighting with morons on the interweb and staying OUT of trouble

    Soooo.. you're both hillbillies?
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Iโ€™m sorry about your cat Casper.. I remember couple of yrs ago Angel babby passed away ...

    Talking to LaLa on the phone was the only thing that got me through it...

    I was calling her crying and she never turned me away day or night
    ...And I never ever will forget that for the rest of my life ...
    I know it hurts...and Iโ€™m sorry you have to go through missing her ...

    Praying for you and the spirit of Gracie to have peace
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