Weird dream last night. I was down in a ravine near a little trickling creek and I found lots of cool dream mushrooms. They were huge, between knee to waist height and very much unlike any real life mushrooms. I picked a couple big ones and was pleased with myself, but then I couldn't get back up the side of the ravine. The sides were too steep and whenever managed to get close to the top gravity would kind of wig out and start changing directions like a salvia trip.
Eventually after calling out a few times some random bystanders reached down from the top and sort of pulled me up and out. I needed both hands and had to leave the strange mushrooms behind. I went back to my "home," which was this sort of prefabricated shed thing with a ladder that went up to a small loft. I went inside the shed and went up to the loft where a bed was. On the bed was one of my elementary school friend's mom. I approached the bed and she stirred and instantly started talking dirty to me. As she talked dirty, I felt pleasure coming from my crotch region. A boner rapidly grew and erupted from my pants. She kept speaking to me in a dumpster-slut pornstar manner and magically, telekinetically enchanting my woody with her words. After a minute or so I pulled up the covers to reveal the lower half of her lingerie-clad body and leaned over, deposited some spooge on her leg. Then I woke up.
Luckily I did not jizz the bed, close call.
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I was at the Tool concert that I'm going to this Sunday (shameless humblebrag because I'm so excite and waited me whole life) and for whatever reason there was a blackjack table right in front of where we were sitting
It was intermission and everyone was losing and my friend just out a five foot high stack of chips down and I got pissed off and grabbed them and hucked them into the crowd then angrily went to go take a piss and when I came back I reached for my phone but it wasn't in my pocket and I panicked and then saw a phone on my chair but it was some old flip phone that wasn't mine and is tarted panicking more because I thought I lost my phone and then I kinda half woke up and reached over and felt my real phone on my bed and realized it was a dream and had the proverbial oh it was just a dream thank goodness sigh of relief
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I kill my phone 3 times a day on tictok and come here while its charging. u niggas be slow tho
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NIS is home base..but I've been on the gram lately...kim and Pete Davidson just posted some new pics and the comments are hilarious ..
They say Kanye somewhere having a tantrum in those big AZZ Balenciaga boots he likes to wear 😭
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2022-03-11 at 10:46 PM UTC
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Memoirs of a Geisha.
I just wanted to type that.
I don't even know what a Geisha is.
Are you a Geisha, kafka?
Maybe I'm a Geisha.
Maybe we're all Geishas
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Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Finding new sites to go to. Tired of the same ol same ol but too lazy to do so. Ughh might as well get drunk
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2022-03-11 at 7:54 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
Originally posted by Kafka
I have a coke spoon in my purse and razor blade.
I have fashioned for myself, a little gadget. It holds a coke spoon, a razorblade and one surface has plexiglass for when you wanna make a proper line. It also has two smol bottles that can hold a G each. It even has a zipper. Looks like a thing you'd keep your earbuds in. It's pretty dope. I also machined a little tube that comes apart in the middle so it can fit also, you just lock it in place when you wanna do a line by pushing the ends together.
I have a tendency to over engineer things and generally following the KISS principle.
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2022-03-11 at 6:48 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
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Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Wariat getting bullied by Algerian Frogs, what a faggot.
So please tell me how you would have responded without it leading to have to beat his face in? Maybe thats what I should have done but passive agressive shit is just bullshit that doesnt phase me. It shos me the garbage who hang out there as those females were garbage too and just showed me not to waste my time and energy around these 20 something yr old neage metrosexual or yuppie faggits and they prbably were woke metoo garbage anyway.
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Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
I was at this die street bar this side bar street small alley and these fucking yuppies were there from diff countries in their 20s and this fucking dude just irked the fuck out of me from france. he basically just out of the blue got uncomfortable because the yuppie bitches called him on his bullshit and one of them said youre friend over there doesnt agree or some shit and he was like hes not my friend. and i was like what the fuck how do i react to this bitch talking shit to me. this lame looking frenchmen like mixed with some arabic shit probably as he asnt pure french but sort of dark but they all act like this guys. they all have this superiority complex or attitude. and i said something like i thought france and poland are friends. and he said yea but youre not my friend. i said something no im not your friend or some shit and left.
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2022-03-11 at 7:20 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Rihanna is a February Pisces ...I adore her ..the Pisces Queen..but being a March Pisces..i connect personality wise more with Jhene'Aiko..
The funny thing is i knew jhene'was a match pisces before i looked it up..i always knew she was a Pisces but never knew the date till now ...hell i was just assuming but wanted to be sure ...but she acts just like a March Pisces..
I'm high rambling lol
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2022-03-11 at 7 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2022-03-11 at 6:55 AM UTC
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Random image thread
😭💗
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Originally posted by Kafka
Or you could just not give a fuck. Trash took itself out
I don't tbh, I thought I'd be upset but I'm not, now I'm just gonna concerntrate on me, and the ruins she's done with her abusive behavour towards me, not letting me talk to people, calling me fat, and things...
Healing time is now.
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dancing and singing in the streets, with a boom box on my shoulder.
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2022-03-10 at 8:06 PM UTC
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My dream bed
I also want to install lasers and an Alexa smart panel on the inside for an alarm clock that wakes me up with the traffic report on the 6's and 7's
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2022-03-10 at 5:35 PM UTC
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Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?
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Today would have been my dad's birthday...when I get home I'm playing all the jams that we listened to ...🥰
Ahhh yeah💗
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
You’re all fucked in the head
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2022-03-10 at 1:05 PM UTC
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Harming women
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Male orgasm is a thing even in "male genital mutilation".
Whereas female orgasm is a far more precarious thing.
Also "female genital mutilation" involves the removal of the same tissue that in a male becomes the glans of the penis.
Is this some sort of attempt to condone male genital mutilation?
The point isn't that someone can still "nut"...the point is mutilation...without consent in many cases.
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