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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Go into the store and tell her you’re looking for a good screw
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  2. Originally posted by Kafka Idk just the two guys I associated with the past year are seeming really gross to me now

    Cut off all current associations except family and start anew. That's my best advice for you right now.
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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kafka Or something like that

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  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    You?
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  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I like u Kafka. I think ur special. ❤️
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  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Me too fam. Lol Be happy & don’t care too much about these niggers.
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  7. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I kissed a girl and I liked it 💋 😘 🎶 🎵 🍒 🌸 🌼 🍒 💋 🎶 🎵

    This just TRIGGERED my memory from when my friend's GAY co-wo (that's slang for co-worker) introduced us to this gay bar called Valentine's and we would go there and they played this song a lot. It was the only gay bar I've ever been to and it was a really good time man, gay people are fun and they buy you lots of free drinks, which was probably my main reason for going there.

    One time we got really faded and ENT (shout out to krolo) up taking these shots called Urine Samples which were supposed to be like a designer shot that you would use to prank your drunk friends because they were literally supposed to taste like warm pee. I think they even heated them up in a microwave to make them the right temp

    Idk. That's a thing
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka

    I like to imagine that as an inch worms cheesy pick up line to another inch worm that it wants to FUCK AND SUCK.
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  10. "Let me measure your vagina.. with this."
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    posting PMs = hard gay
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  12. Originally posted by Dregs everywhere and nowhere. didn't ever bug me either way but least few months i been a changing. guess in a drunken blurry sleepy way looking for the meaning to life, questioning shit and real shit literally shit, and dissecting things people myself…

    than laughing my ass for thinking about all this shit while drunk and sleeping it all off… than groundhog day comes along again. laughing at typing all this shit out. there ain't no meaning to nothing… i find that funny too

    where have you been? i'm still right here pole



    Originally posted by POLECAT o u no me johnny, I'm hiding up on my mountain, snowmobiling and avoiding people and work. fighting with morons on the interweb and staying OUT of trouble

    Soooo.. you're both hillbillies?
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m sorry about your cat Casper.. I remember couple of yrs ago Angel babby passed away ...

    Talking to LaLa on the phone was the only thing that got me through it...

    I was calling her crying and she never turned me away day or night
    ...And I never ever will forget that for the rest of my life ...
    I know it hurts...and I’m sorry you have to go through missing her ...

    Praying for you and the spirit of Gracie to have peace
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  14. Her name was Gracie. It wasnt peaceful. I crushed up some fent and kpin to try to help her but by the time i was putting it in tbe needle she was already gagging blood and struggling for breath. She was a really good cat and im mad i didnt do more. I knew she had a bunch of things wrong, and knew i couldnt afford to treat her cancer but if id known it was a facial abcess thatd do her in i wouldve gladly paid the money for antibiotics to keep this from happening. She found me years ago in the back yard when i was in withdrawals and sick and she loved me when no one else did. Love u bbygurl.




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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka It’s probably better cuz I’ve been drinking a lot lately which isn’t normal for me

    Watch this really short video. It's kind of interesting and makes sense.

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  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    o u no me johnny, I'm hiding up on my mountain, snowmobiling and avoiding people and work. fighting with morons on the interweb and staying OUT of trouble
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  17. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by POLECAT where u been Johnny
    everywhere and nowhere. didn't ever bug me either way but least few months i been a changing. guess in a drunken blurry sleepy way looking for the meaning to life, questioning shit and real shit literally shit, and dissecting things people myself...

    than laughing my ass for thinking about all this shit while drunk and sleeping it all off... than groundhog day comes along again. laughing at typing all this shit out. there ain't no meaning to nothing... i find that funny too

    where have you been? i'm still right here pole
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    I just looked at my profile on here and idk if it's the bud or what but the number pattern is oddly satisfying... how'd that get like that ...weird ❤️
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  19. smokemon Houston
    A lot of times my dreams disintegrate into near nothingness when I wake up, only remembering like a visual snapshot of the last moment in the dream. About once or twice a week I'll have a dream where I can remember most of what happens. Those are my favorite, I wish it happened more often.
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If this is Sparta, I miss Athens.
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