Originally posted by Sudo
I kissed a girl and I liked it ๐ ๐ ๐ถ ๐ต ๐ ๐ธ ๐ผ ๐ ๐ ๐ถ ๐ต
This just TRIGGERED my memory from when my friend's GAY co-wo (that's slang for co-worker) introduced us to this gay bar called Valentine's and we would go there and they played this song a lot. It was the only gay bar I've ever been to and it was a really good time man, gay people are fun and they buy you lots of free drinks, which was probably my main reason for going there.
One time we got really faded and ENT (shout out to krolo) up taking these shots called Urine Samples which were supposed to be like a designer shot that you would use to prank your drunk friends because they were literally supposed to taste like warm pee. I think they even heated them up in a microwave to make them the right temp
Idk. That's a thing
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Originally posted by Dregs
everywhere and nowhere. didn't ever bug me either way but least few months i been a changing. guess in a drunken blurry sleepy way looking for the meaning to life, questioning shit and real shit literally shit, and dissecting things people myself…
than laughing my ass for thinking about all this shit while drunk and sleeping it all off… than groundhog day comes along again. laughing at typing all this shit out. there ain't no meaning to nothing… i find that funny too
where have you been? i'm still right here pole
Originally posted by POLECAT
o u no me johnny, I'm hiding up on my mountain, snowmobiling and avoiding people and work. fighting with morons on the interweb and staying OUT of trouble
Soooo.. you're both hillbillies?
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Iโm sorry about your cat Casper.. I remember couple of yrs ago Angel babby passed away ...
Talking to LaLa on the phone was the only thing that got me through it...
I was calling her crying and she never turned me away day or night ...And I never ever will forget that for the rest of my life ... I know it hurts...and Iโm sorry you have to go through missing her ...
Praying for you and the spirit of Gracie to have peace
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Her name was Gracie. It wasnt peaceful. I crushed up some fent and kpin to try to help her but by the time i was putting it in tbe needle she was already gagging blood and struggling for breath. She was a really good cat and im mad i didnt do more. I knew she had a bunch of things wrong, and knew i couldnt afford to treat her cancer but if id known it was a facial abcess thatd do her in i wouldve gladly paid the money for antibiotics to keep this from happening. She found me years ago in the back yard when i was in withdrawals and sick and she loved me when no one else did. Love u bbygurl.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
o u no me johnny, I'm hiding up on my mountain, snowmobiling and avoiding people and work. fighting with morons on the interweb and staying OUT of trouble
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everywhere and nowhere. didn't ever bug me either way but least few months i been a changing. guess in a drunken blurry sleepy way looking for the meaning to life, questioning shit and real shit literally shit, and dissecting things people myself...
than laughing my ass for thinking about all this shit while drunk and sleeping it all off... than groundhog day comes along again. laughing at typing all this shit out. there ain't no meaning to nothing... i find that funny too
where have you been? i'm still right here pole
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I just looked at my profile on here and idk if it's the bud or what but the number pattern is oddly satisfying... how'd that get like that ...weird โค๏ธ
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A lot of times my dreams disintegrate into near nothingness when I wake up, only remembering like a visual snapshot of the last moment in the dream. About once or twice a week I'll have a dream where I can remember most of what happens. Those are my favorite, I wish it happened more often.
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Weird dream last night. I was down in a ravine near a little trickling creek and I found lots of cool dream mushrooms. They were huge, between knee to waist height and very much unlike any real life mushrooms. I picked a couple big ones and was pleased with myself, but then I couldn't get back up the side of the ravine. The sides were too steep and whenever managed to get close to the top gravity would kind of wig out and start changing directions like a salvia trip.
Eventually after calling out a few times some random bystanders reached down from the top and sort of pulled me up and out. I needed both hands and had to leave the strange mushrooms behind. I went back to my "home," which was this sort of prefabricated shed thing with a ladder that went up to a small loft. I went inside the shed and went up to the loft where a bed was. On the bed was one of my elementary school friend's mom. I approached the bed and she stirred and instantly started talking dirty to me. As she talked dirty, I felt pleasure coming from my crotch region. A boner rapidly grew and erupted from my pants. She kept speaking to me in a dumpster-slut pornstar manner and magically, telekinetically enchanting my woody with her words. After a minute or so I pulled up the covers to reveal the lower half of her lingerie-clad body and leaned over, deposited some spooge on her leg. Then I woke up.
Luckily I did not jizz the bed, close call.
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I was at the Tool concert that I'm going to this Sunday (shameless humblebrag because I'm so excite and waited me whole life) and for whatever reason there was a blackjack table right in front of where we were sitting
It was intermission and everyone was losing and my friend just out a five foot high stack of chips down and I got pissed off and grabbed them and hucked them into the crowd then angrily went to go take a piss and when I came back I reached for my phone but it wasn't in my pocket and I panicked and then saw a phone on my chair but it was some old flip phone that wasn't mine and is tarted panicking more because I thought I lost my phone and then I kinda half woke up and reached over and felt my real phone on my bed and realized it was a dream and had the proverbial oh it was just a dream thank goodness sigh of relief
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