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2022-01-08 at 12:17 PM UTC in CORNED BEEF HASH and eggsi do this but from (half-)scratch
they don't do cans of hash here so i gotta get a bag home fries (or actual potatoes but that's a lot of work) and a can of corned beef. fry up the home fries/taters, toss in the can o' corned beef, let all that fry together for a bit and then toss in some fresh garlic and a scotch bonnet (or a hab i guess). crack a couple eggs in and let em fry.
ez pz one skillet meal for 2+.
its kinda halfway between corned beef hash and a jamaican corned beef and cabbage recipe (da spice, plus i always be eating it with ketchup). excellent shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-08 at 11:57 AM UTC in CORNED BEEF HASH and eggsSo folks I go to your local store and buy a can of corned beef hash, make sure you get one, otherwise this whole recipie is for shit.
I'm a marijuana addict, so i like to let my corned beef hash sit on a low to medium flame for about 25-40 minutes, at a high flame you can achieve this in like 12, but i wanan smoke some weed real quick
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mmm folks i can taste it (because i also nom on it when it's at all forms of cooking to see what im doing) i added the pineapples (also from a can) and mushed them around, very important to not have anything ont hat center part or you'll get a burnt spot, raise the heata little bit fuck em
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get high fuck it
imma go smoke a cigarete real quick
i burnt it a little bit but that's ok this is a free form post this is why i can't do a cooking show under 19 minutes
i was really one handing the egg and doing the phone and i cracked it , so i just kinda poured the egg & added another pefecto weibo to it
now i cover and put on low/3 heat
pretty straight forward from here folks, a lot of pepole t this point begin the toast project but im not really ina "toasty" mood
i wonder if the eggs are done
everyone likes that burnt shit on corn beef hash btw
oop the stove is making noise
egg is half done that was pineapple steam you'll get that
you know a lot of people would KILL to have this recipe but i wouldn't, i came up this after i was too poor to buy a Double XL stuffed crust deep dish hawaiian punch deluxe from Pizza Hut, just found pineapple (my chief concern in my friedfood eating needs) & ofc anything else.
So corned beef hash at the time i didn't know what it was (I was only 17 1/2) and being on huber with less than 2 hours till i had to get back from school, i quick whipped up this delicious dish,
served with one and a third eggs, toast option, recommended if you a high carb bitch quick ready convicted pedophile looking ass
photo 3- (No toast)
i hope there is no pork product in Canned Corn Beef Hash, allah would be most displeased for the eating of swine & the jedis for eating their people
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2022-01-08 at 9:57 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....I guess we finally have the answer
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2022-01-07 at 5:35 PM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personHere's a generic chicken and rice recipe for you:
Fill a roasting pan with 1/2 of an inch layer or so of rice (after spraying with Pam). Add packet of dry onion soup mix. Add can(s) of cream of soup(s) (chicken, mushroom, celery). Add spices/pepper to taste. Add water to get to soupy consistency. Stir all ingredients together and then submerge chicken pieces (whole cut up chicken, thighs, drumsticks or breasts, etc.) Bake at 350 degrees until chicken temperature reaches 165 degrees and the rice is cooked and no longer too soupy.
Real good. Real easy. Leftovers, depending on size made.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-07 at 4:34 PM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-07 at 1:43 PM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personFind you a man who can cook.
Don't make beef stew, or chili.
Have you ever had easy mac, ramen noodles, a single hard boiled egg, another favorite of mine is 8 olives while i hold the fridge door open & all the juice.
Those are all good little meals, different kinds of cereals and HOT POCKETS!/microwavable sandwiches. You don't need to cook if you're clever or have enough money to eat out.
I also like spinach, spam, and small cans of soup, bread.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-07 at 1:39 PM UTC in Grocery shopping for one person
Originally posted by Kafka This is a hassle, I’m picky and have never cooked a chicken. If anyone has ideas for a weekly meal plan or your favourite foods you like to make that would help.
Buy a crock pot, make beef stew...you'll get 6-8 meals from a batch. Same with Chili. That's 2 weeks of meals right there nigress. Buy an airfryer to.
For chicken just buy Walmarts already cooked rotisserie chicken...cheaper and tastier than buying a raw one and cooking it yourself.
Between a crockpot and an airfryer you have easy to make meals for the rest of time as we know it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-07 at 11:45 AM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-07 at 10:27 AM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personthis bitch can't cook a chicken but wants guys to beg for her nudes thats a yikes from me
corn beef hash; corn beef, hashbrowns, egg, hot peppers on toast
korean beef and rice; seasame oil, soy sauce, Gochujang, green pepper, rice
home made mac and cheese
eggs and toast with potatoes
fusilli pasta with spicy tomato sauce, onion and italian sausage
frozen stuffed chicken cutlets with a home made caesar salad
casserole dish stuff; Frito pie, baked ziti
thats just what i've been eating this week. If I don't feel like ordering something or can't think of anything else these are the main dishes I fall back on eating or if I am really in a bind just hotdogs/grilled cheese plus fries or something
Originally posted by cigreting Buy a rotisserie chicken already cooked at the store and eat that shit all week. Cheap and healthy
those are good idk about an entire week though. When I was single and lived alone I would get one of those and some cheese and veg and make quasadillas for a few nights
I even had a press so those suckers turned out reeel nice
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2022-01-07 at 5:05 AM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personBuy a rotisserie chicken already cooked at the store and eat that shit all week. Cheap and healthyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-06 at 8:42 PM UTC in BradleyBs Better Beef StewJust made two gallons of stew. The high today was 19 degrees (at midnight) and it's currently only 17. So, a good day for stew!
Stew meat
Hot sausage
Frozen peas
Frozen green beans
Frozen corn
Red onion
Yellow onion
Mushrooms
Beef broth
Chicken broth
Carrots
Green pepper
Potatoes
Cabbage
Steak seasoning
Cajun seasoning
Edit to add: CeleryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-06 at 2:33 PM UTC in Sad updateThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-06 at 12:50 AM UTC in Confused
Originally posted by Bradley I think anti matter is a fabrication in order to explain things that we currently don't understand.
Except we can create and detect it. Plus the math predicts it.
Anti-matter just means normal matter with the opposite charge. An electron has a certain charge, take something exactly like an electron and uno reverse the charge and you get a positron AKA an anti-electron.
Also OP you were probably reading about something breaking time symmetry. I don't think that's allowed by the laws of nature. Look up CPT Symmetry. Finally protons have positive charge electrons negative charge but an anti-proton has to be made out of anti quarks. Normal ones go two UP quarks one DOWN quark. I think if you do two DOWN quarks one UP quark you just get a neutron.
Reality is weird.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-01 at 4:42 PM UTC in A Mind of Type: GerminaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-31 at 3:15 AM UTC in A Mind of Type: GerminaHumans are ultimately animals, mister Pelican. And we are fragile too: no tough hides or scales. We don't have sharp claws or wings either. We are not particularly fast and we are quite vulnerable to panic and fear.
Pelican stayed silent and watched as Crane began loading a revolver.
This is the part where someone tells you that what we do have, what makes us special, is something along the lines of intelligence or language or cooperation or maybe even our ability to run long distances...
Crane turn the revolver around and handed it to Pelican. Then he gestured towards a metallic door behind him.
When people say "thank God", I think "thank God for the world". And in the world there are people who I should thank. And when they curse god, I say "curse God for the world but in the world there are people you should curse."
The door slowly slid open and a brightness lay beyond it that cast Crane into shadow.
And so it is that we generate the basis for the existence of heaven and hell: they are real features of the world, mister Pelican. The roads to heaven and to hell branch from every juncture.
Pelican's eyes adjusted to the new light.
And when you look upon the world to make your choices, you must see yourself as Adam in that garden, whose challenge is to distinguish the calls of Lilith and of Eve. Then to answer only to The Word.
I don't know about all of that said Pelican. He walked past Crane, into the blinding light.
The door slid shut behind him, leaving Crane again in the dimness with a metallic echo that dulled to silence.
A laugh rang out from a corner.
Doesn't it feel like we're picking the road to Hell at every turn, mister Crane?
Duck rose from his seat and walked over to press his thumb to a panel beside the door.
Limbo is worse, Crane replied simply.
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2021-12-26 at 9:38 PM UTC in Best way to kill 100 people along with SWIMselfYou’ve got to put the poop on darts and shoot 100 people with those darts. Poop in the bloodstream will cause sepsis and eventually death, make sure they can’t get out after they’ve been shot.
There would be a huge immune reaction due to an “unknown substance” that also contains numerous bacteria usually prevented from entering the bloodstream by other defence mechanisms.
The immune system will have a hard time fighting the disease and will cause sepsis. If you wait any longer your veins will dilate due to the immunereaction and, due to cell damage, will leak fluid from the blood into the space between cells, a.k.a edema or swelling & pain.
This will lower the total volume of blood within your veins which will significantly lower your blood pressure and your (vital) organs won't get sufficient blood to function. This is called a septic shock. If you wait any longer after edema sets in you will slowly sink away into a coma and die.
Sounds like a fun experiment? I must disappoint you because you won't be the first. It has already been done by Joseph Mengele in German concentration camps on jedi prisoners and by Shiro Ishii in Unit 731 (Japanese death camp). Results weren't pretty…The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-22 at 4:15 PM UTC in BradleyBs Better Beef Stew
I combine my celery and onion from the food pantry with a can of beef stew from Aldi and these slimy jalapenos. Fry up veggies then add beef stew from can with butter knife.
Heat.
Prepare salad fresh from bag salad from food pantry thatz sell by date was 8 days ago. Shredded cheese on the bitch
I use french dressing cuz u guessed it. I'm exotic. Serve with Italian bread
Add horse radish to stew.
Cut up lime in water to serve with cold creamy coffee
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2021-12-01 at 6:55 PM UTC in Lol that 16 yr old I met at the mall
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2021-10-22 at 9:23 PM UTC in The Friday ThreadGoing to Baltimore to film a skate video starring Cly.
Probably stopping at Ikea just to traverse though the never ending rooms full of strangers.
Sunday I am going to go to Cly's dad's church to praise the lord.
Then after that we are going to go get prison bricks.
Once I get back home I plan on getting some ice cream bars that I have been craving along with the rest of my groceries and later I might go back out and hit up an all you can eat buffet followed by a clown show. -
2021-09-24 at 5 PM UTC in Whats your ultimate sexual fantasy?Like 10 25-yr old girls all sucking my dick one after another where they all say "omg this dick is amazing" and they pass it around and I sit there in shock watching them pass my dick around and the last girl, Leslie, holds it front of me and slaps it on her face and asks me how I feel and I tell her I don't feel anything because the blood loss from my detached pean has me numb and weird.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
