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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka Do you mean a lone tree in a field which is bad luck to cut down or something people hang wish ribbons on with runic scribbles? I’ve seen both.

    It's bad luck to cut the ribbon one down as well i believe. Only kind i've seen is the one that has thousands of coins hammered into the bark, like really old coins. It's bad luck to take a coin. So they just sit there, it's pretty cool.
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  2. smokemon Houston
    I took some pictures outside at night and found some fairy thingies in the shots.
    Maybe I can domesticate them and start a Fairy Dairy.
    I heard through the grape vine that fairy milk goes good in coffee.

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  3. Originally posted by Kafka Green tea doesn’t taste nice only drink it when I’m having a panic attack in public. Straight to cafe Nero.

    You can get fruity flavored ones for your delicate feminine palate.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A BRISK WALK > A FUCKING LAMP.

    Yes eat a jog and go for an apple. I KNOW THE BIT. It's all stupid cold here now and I hate walking around in the cold. Last fall/summer I was jogging a few miles a day and i felt much better. I understand.
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  5. It's natural to feel down in January around here, it's seasonal. Might be worth buying some bright LED bulbs for your place, or going to somewhere sunny for a week or two. It's amazing to get off into the sun during the winter, you are so used to rain and grey and clouds, and you get out of the airport and suddenly everything is sunny and warm and dry.
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  6. Originally posted by Kafka I have a lot of stuff to do and no energy. I’ve been drinking two cans of monster per day for the last three years, rn using smart drugs which usually keep me up at night, but I’m still getting my 12 hours sleep. B12 patch on my arm. I don’t know if it’s chronic fatigue from catching covid a month ago or if I’m shutting down because of the breakup. Idk what to do, don’t want to turn to coke.

    You're sleeping too much. 12 hours is overkill and is probably making you tired more than it is refreshing you. And yes it's also because you can't let go of the thoughts of this dickhead.

    Coke is a terrible choice for a productive stimulant, too expensive and compulsive and short lived, amphetamine is way better.
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  7. Putting a mint leaf in the green tea is appealing to both eye and palate too.

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  8. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Comic Man

    When he closes one of his eyes and loses depth perception, the world really does become two dimensional to him and can be manipulated by him as if it was 2D, allowing him to accomplish seemingly impossible feats as they might be performed in a comic. This means he can even move distant stars and galaxies at faster than the speed of light in their local frame, by nudging them a small angular amount from his perspective. He carries around a transparent plastic slate and a pack of dry erase markers of different colours to channel his powers and easily manipulate reality in 2 dimensions by "drawing over" it.
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  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka I kind of want to write a story about a family with fairy lineage in 70s Ireland, but don’t know enough about that time. I’ll try to ambush my aunt when she’s well enough.

    Aw I'm being a cheeky cunt but that sounds totally worth listening to, and I hope that you're still here by the time you ambush your poor aunty.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka Her top would look better in pink

    what about a bunch of horribly photoshopped strawberries?

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  11. Dudes talking about their jizz on one thread, dudes talking about feelings and astrology in another thread, then some lego nut googling for bible quotes and posting them while another dude posts recipes for canned food.

    This is what NIS has come to. SMH as the lovely Jeff Hunter would do.
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This site is turning into DH…and not the good aspects of it.

    thats because none of you faggots do cocaine, kill yourselves

    IF ANYONE HERE DOES NOT DO COCAINE OR AGAINST DOING IT KINDLY REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS PLANET THANKS
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka Is it true guys look at each other’s dicks in the urinal? Even straight ones?

    but especially the bent ones
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  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka In Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk, he has his own suicide hotline, puts posters out for it in places so people call him at night so he isn’t lonely, then he tells them to kill themselves. You see where my train of thought is going. I tried it but didn’t get calls, you should have seen the looks I got in the Internet cafe though.

    I love that book. I'm Tender Branson
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I think Kafka will become a cool member of our site, I liek to talk to her and learn about Ireland and I'm not smart enough to really understand some of the sciency stuff but i like to learn and maybe one day i might be a little more educated
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  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you have a link for this? I am an avid fan of etymology studies. Sorry for off topic reply.

    Of course.

    https://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/
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  17. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    “My dear,
    In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love.
    In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile.
    In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm.
    I realized, through it all, that…
    In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
    And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there’s something stronger – something better, pushing right back.

    Truly yours,
    Albert Camus”

    I like this because only one part is usually quoted but the full quote has such symmetry. Remember, if you think this pain is all you deserve, you are right, it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

    You are the only one that can decide how long you will walk in the hell you’ve chosen. You’re worth more, believe it and you’ll make better choices for yourself in the future.
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It sounds like you value yourself how others value you. Chin the fuck up it will get better
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  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Don't talk to any of these fools. I assumed you weren't a real woman and an attempt to get someone's PI. But if you're a real woman just do your shit posting and don't speak to anyone in PM
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm glad you didn't kill thineself. We've had enough of that around here. New members are rare. We need to treat you like a precious gem or mineral.
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