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2022-01-16 at 8:17 PM UTC in Kafka maybe deadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-15 at 3:17 PM UTC in Last nighttry to become more comfortable being alone, it'll make you less dependent on other people in the long run
you'll be able to manage relationships without feeling so afraid and desparate not to mess them up, which ironically enough is often what messes them upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-14 at 9:22 PM UTC in What do you stay alive for and what makes you happy?Family, friends, #yolo, adventures/weird experiences, because I havent killed or (physically) tortured anyone yet and I kinda still want to at some point but I want it to be someone who deserves it and I want to be old enough to where I don't care if I get caught like I would now.
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2022-01-14 at 9:14 PM UTC in What do you stay alive for and what makes you happy?fucking pills and more pills
and my kitty katsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-14 at 7:55 PM UTC in What do you stay alive for and what makes you happy?Serving da word of Jah and smoking the herb of life mon
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2022-01-14 at 7:24 PM UTC in What do you stay alive for and what makes you happy?The audacity of hopeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-13 at 6:14 PM UTC in FwbYou need to be a superho to make him jealous. Cuddle his dad and best friend. Find a better partner for his girlfriend then fuck him too. When he breaks down and cries for you again, tie him to the bed and cut his dick off. Win/win/win situation
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2022-01-12 at 11:19 PM UTC in Cocaine is an oddball, that comes in 8BALLS
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Good little instant freebase is you cut the filter off a cigarette, dump a quarter inch of tobacco out of it, suck up an 1/8th of a gram into the space, then twist the end. Use a bic lighter to burn the end while hauling on it in one draw. You can watch the chemical reaction in process, as the impurities bubble away as a black goo. One and done hit that lasts a good half hour.
I appreciate the contribution, but that would be wasting coke were you to do that. The reason they make crack in a pan on low heat is so that the sodiumbicarbonate stays in solution as long as the coke does, when the water evaporates to a certain point, the coke and the bicarb crash out at the same time. the bicarb also turns the coke from Cocaine hydrochloride/sulfide to the base variety. You do that in order to change the heat required to evaporate the coke so you can smoke it without burning it.
Quick method for making base is getting a G of coke, dissolving it in distilled water filtering out the insolubles, and slowly dripping in a solution of ammonia. Once clouds of base stop appearing when you add more ammonia solution you can gently boil off the water. Not only does this purify your coke to a good extent if you have regular street coke, it also creates a high quality base. Superior to crack and superior to the bicarb method.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-10 at 3:38 PM UTC in hey wariatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-08 at 5:05 PM UTC in CORNED BEEF HASH and eggs
Originally posted by Solstice I tell myself that you do this for comedy value because it's less depressing to me that way.
I also usually several times a week will take a large potato and grate it to make hash browns. I put a tablespoon or so of oil in the pan and heat until the oil starts to shimmer. Add the hash browns and smash with a fork. I usually add spices (chicken and Cajun) at this point. Cook until get a good crust on bottom. Remove the hash browns by flipping them onto a plate while you add another tablespoon of oil. Reinstall hash browns into pan crusty side up. Cook for a while to develop crust on bottom before adding three eggs. Cover with glass lid while eggs steam to desired consistency. Remove to plate and salt and pepper to taste.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-08 at 12:17 PM UTC in CORNED BEEF HASH and eggsi do this but from (half-)scratch
they don't do cans of hash here so i gotta get a bag home fries (or actual potatoes but that's a lot of work) and a can of corned beef. fry up the home fries/taters, toss in the can o' corned beef, let all that fry together for a bit and then toss in some fresh garlic and a scotch bonnet (or a hab i guess). crack a couple eggs in and let em fry.
ez pz one skillet meal for 2+.
its kinda halfway between corned beef hash and a jamaican corned beef and cabbage recipe (da spice, plus i always be eating it with ketchup). excellent shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-08 at 11:57 AM UTC in CORNED BEEF HASH and eggsSo folks I go to your local store and buy a can of corned beef hash, make sure you get one, otherwise this whole recipie is for shit.
I'm a marijuana addict, so i like to let my corned beef hash sit on a low to medium flame for about 25-40 minutes, at a high flame you can achieve this in like 12, but i wanan smoke some weed real quick
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mmm folks i can taste it (because i also nom on it when it's at all forms of cooking to see what im doing) i added the pineapples (also from a can) and mushed them around, very important to not have anything ont hat center part or you'll get a burnt spot, raise the heata little bit fuck em
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get high fuck it
imma go smoke a cigarete real quick
i burnt it a little bit but that's ok this is a free form post this is why i can't do a cooking show under 19 minutes
i was really one handing the egg and doing the phone and i cracked it , so i just kinda poured the egg & added another pefecto weibo to it
now i cover and put on low/3 heat
pretty straight forward from here folks, a lot of pepole t this point begin the toast project but im not really ina "toasty" mood
i wonder if the eggs are done
everyone likes that burnt shit on corn beef hash btw
oop the stove is making noise
egg is half done that was pineapple steam you'll get that
you know a lot of people would KILL to have this recipe but i wouldn't, i came up this after i was too poor to buy a Double XL stuffed crust deep dish hawaiian punch deluxe from Pizza Hut, just found pineapple (my chief concern in my friedfood eating needs) & ofc anything else.
So corned beef hash at the time i didn't know what it was (I was only 17 1/2) and being on huber with less than 2 hours till i had to get back from school, i quick whipped up this delicious dish,
served with one and a third eggs, toast option, recommended if you a high carb bitch quick ready convicted pedophile looking ass
photo 3- (No toast)
i hope there is no pork product in Canned Corn Beef Hash, allah would be most displeased for the eating of swine & the jedis for eating their people
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2022-01-08 at 9:57 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....I guess we finally have the answer
paedophile memes are dumber than boomer memesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-07 at 5:35 PM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personHere's a generic chicken and rice recipe for you:
Fill a roasting pan with 1/2 of an inch layer or so of rice (after spraying with Pam). Add packet of dry onion soup mix. Add can(s) of cream of soup(s) (chicken, mushroom, celery). Add spices/pepper to taste. Add water to get to soupy consistency. Stir all ingredients together and then submerge chicken pieces (whole cut up chicken, thighs, drumsticks or breasts, etc.) Bake at 350 degrees until chicken temperature reaches 165 degrees and the rice is cooked and no longer too soupy.
Real good. Real easy. Leftovers, depending on size made.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-07 at 4:34 PM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-07 at 1:43 PM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personFind you a man who can cook.
Don't make beef stew, or chili.
Have you ever had easy mac, ramen noodles, a single hard boiled egg, another favorite of mine is 8 olives while i hold the fridge door open & all the juice.
Those are all good little meals, different kinds of cereals and HOT POCKETS!/microwavable sandwiches. You don't need to cook if you're clever or have enough money to eat out.
I also like spinach, spam, and small cans of soup, bread.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-07 at 1:39 PM UTC in Grocery shopping for one person
Originally posted by Kafka This is a hassle, I’m picky and have never cooked a chicken. If anyone has ideas for a weekly meal plan or your favourite foods you like to make that would help.
Buy a crock pot, make beef stew...you'll get 6-8 meals from a batch. Same with Chili. That's 2 weeks of meals right there nigress. Buy an airfryer to.
For chicken just buy Walmarts already cooked rotisserie chicken...cheaper and tastier than buying a raw one and cooking it yourself.
Between a crockpot and an airfryer you have easy to make meals for the rest of time as we know it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-07 at 11:45 AM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-07 at 10:27 AM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personthis bitch can't cook a chicken but wants guys to beg for her nudes thats a yikes from me
corn beef hash; corn beef, hashbrowns, egg, hot peppers on toast
korean beef and rice; seasame oil, soy sauce, Gochujang, green pepper, rice
home made mac and cheese
eggs and toast with potatoes
fusilli pasta with spicy tomato sauce, onion and italian sausage
frozen stuffed chicken cutlets with a home made caesar salad
casserole dish stuff; Frito pie, baked ziti
thats just what i've been eating this week. If I don't feel like ordering something or can't think of anything else these are the main dishes I fall back on eating or if I am really in a bind just hotdogs/grilled cheese plus fries or something
Originally posted by cigreting Buy a rotisserie chicken already cooked at the store and eat that shit all week. Cheap and healthy
those are good idk about an entire week though. When I was single and lived alone I would get one of those and some cheese and veg and make quasadillas for a few nights
I even had a press so those suckers turned out reeel nice
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2022-01-07 at 5:05 AM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personBuy a rotisserie chicken already cooked at the store and eat that shit all week. Cheap and healthyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
