2022-03-13 at 11:44 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I could have fucked a girl who worked at a hardware store who's most attractive prospect to me is working at a hardware store. That would be sweet ngl. I think that's the next level midloife crisis
Also this girl with an eyebrow tattoo wants to fuck. I'm sure nothing but good will come of this
2022-03-13 at 4:50 PM UTC
Go into the store and tell her you’re looking for a good screw
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2022-03-13 at 5:19 PM UTC
Russian hero chains himself to McDonalds in Moscow. He says “they fed us this food for 30 years ... and now they are leaving us. The sanctions are depriving me of the food that I have eaten all my life”.
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2022-03-13 at 5:22 PM UTC
I think my first date was in a hardware store, persuaded a guy in my class to help me make something. Or maybe it was roaming around in a taxi all night with my ex and we stopped at McDonald’s. Idk. I’ll get back to you.
2022-03-13 at 5:24 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Sudo
Nailed
Spread
Tacked wit me cack
Impacted
Drilled
Sanded
Beveled
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2022-03-13 at 5:36 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Russian hero chains himself to McDonalds in Moscow. He says “they fed us this food for 30 years … and now they are leaving us. The sanctions are depriving me of the food that I have eaten all my life”.
It's either that or borscht, I'd be obstructive too.
It's funny McDonalds said this was a "temporary measure" so as not to appear complicit but laid off 60k employees with little to no severance, whose only crime was being Russian. I doubt they will open back up to the same capacity so most of those employees are definitely shit out of luck
People in the US cry about fast food service employees getting 15/hr while ones in other countries are lucky to work at all
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2022-03-13 at 5:36 PM UTC
Is hammered one or is that too violent? That’s what ppl say here when they’re drunk I think
2022-03-13 at 5:37 PM UTC
I’m not gonna look for the pic but there is a jackhammer Jesus dildo out there somewhere
2022-03-13 at 5:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
LOL. Karen?!
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2022-03-13 at 5:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
I've never heard that, we say "piledrived" and "bulldozed" here sometimes which also sound quite forceful
Best one I heard was I’m gonna fill you up like Indonesia in 2004
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2022-03-13 at 5:45 PM UTC
I try to be careful of what I wear in case I die in it. Don’t wear Birkenstocks outdoors
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2022-03-13 at 5:51 PM UTC
She had been sending the same fucked up shit to us both expecting us to save her
