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Posts by smokemon
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2022-03-08 at 4:24 PM UTC in What strain are you smoking right nowAtlantic Kush, my nizzle.
It's okay, I guess. Acceptable.
I wish I had some Space Dawg or Killa Watt. -
2022-03-08 at 2:33 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?This song take me waaay back to my stoned Chinese food delivery days.
It's good for driving.
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2022-03-08 at 5:13 AM UTC in The plural of penguin should be penguin.Poor lil' feller got his cloaca catastrophically clobbered.
PS
Parnguarns *or* Penglers -
2022-03-07 at 10:03 PM UTC in The plural of penguin should be penguin.PEEN-Gwums
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2022-03-06 at 6:56 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?I got cock-blocked, what's the artist and song?
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2022-03-06 at 4:42 AM UTC in The plural of penguin should be penguin.Did you know that seals rape penguins?
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2022-03-06 at 12:26 AM UTC in The plural of penguin should be penguin.Pengi-wengies
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2022-03-05 at 6:27 PM UTC in Scronnyplats 4/20/23
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2022-03-05 at 6:21 PM UTC in The plural of penguin should be penguin.Penguluses *or* Pengulums
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2022-03-04 at 10:32 PM UTC in Please just tell me what type of egg is your favorite it will help me know about your personalityI'm a hard boiled guy these days.
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2022-03-04 at 9:29 PM UTC in I have been chewing nicotine gumI am also a cigarette power-chiefer.
RIP lungs.
I'll have to try dat gum, yo. -
2022-03-04 at 5:53 PM UTC in Scronnyplats 4/20/23Plants do have a range of poisons in them though, gotta be careful not to overdose on certain things.
Saponins, oxalates, goiterogens, cyanic glycosoides, phytic acid, tannins, etc.
Spinach is the worst, that shit is poison.
When I was a young whippersnapper, I got into "healthy eating," ate several huge handfuls of spinach daily.
Then for years I suffered from broken up sandy kidney stones almost every other time I peed.
I learned about oxalates and stopped eating spinach and haven't had any kidney stones in almost 15 years.
The worst foods to eat are leafy greens, especially the high oxalate ones like spinach and kale.
That shit will fuck you up.
Every time someone says "superfood," I want to cockslap them right in the kisser. -
2022-03-04 at 5:41 AM UTC in theres been a epidemic of pubic liceJust get a capuchin monkey and train it to groom you.
Be sure to snuggle it from time to time or it may turn evil. -
2022-03-03 at 3:42 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2022-03-03 at 3:16 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2022-03-02 at 7 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2022-03-02 at 6:21 AM UTC in This "Captain Falcon" is a real menace
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2022-03-01 at 6:37 PM UTC in Random image threadASS
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2022-03-01 at 5:27 PM UTC in You people are shitty assholesBAI 2U.
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2022-03-01 at 5:42 AM UTC in This "Captain Falcon" is a real menace