2022-04-04 at 12:40 AM UTC
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Anyone want to learn Serbian?
If you New Jersify Serbian it becomes Soibian.
Soibian can also be spelled Soybian.
Soybian is very nearly Soybean.
Soy-be-an.
WHAT HAVE I DONE.
The album has a right to exist, and artists can make this stuff if they want.
It just has absolutely no appeal to me, it fills me with negative emotions and I don't like that.
2022-04-02 at 11:12 PM UTC
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Ford Mustache
I've been thinking about getting a Honda Ceviche or a Toyota Camera.
I miss guzzling stank-drank.
Can't get loaded anymore because the hangovers became too severe and protracted.
Stupid sedative-hypnotic kindling effect.
Hey Joe, are you gonna play HEAVY FUCKING METAL or something folksy and soulful?
2022-04-01 at 6:40 AM UTC
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Shit, I missed the temple.
High Stakes,
Low Blows.
Money Talks,
Big-booty hoes.
It's shit.
Take any joyous life occasion and add that song to it, would turn to shit.
It takes a special kind of asshole to make a piece of music so corrosive to the soul.
I wanna roll up a newspaper and bop the artist on the head with it.
2022-03-31 at 6:01 AM UTC
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Space Nigga
Modern toothpastes in modern stores have abrasives in them.
Every time you brush with it you're polishing away your tooth enamel bit by bit.
If you eat a really acidic meal that softens up your enamel immediately prior to brushing, like a salad drenched in lime juice or wet sloppy spaghetti with piping hot tomato sauce, the abrasive effect is amplified.
By the way, "whitening toothpastes" = extra abrasives. They mainly work by scrubbing off the stained layer of enamel.
I would highly recommend never letting a dentist polish your teeth with those little rubber bits and the gritty sand shit.
2022-03-29 at 3:37 AM UTC
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Ruskie booots
When I see a Russian tank
it makes me hard and want to spank.
Surly Slavs all holding guns,
barrels pointed at my buns.
It's got me all bothered and hot
I go down quick into a squat.
They look upon me huddled there
as I pout my lips and twirl my hair,
guns and zippers both go down
in each mouth another's crown.
2022-03-27 at 6:28 AM UTC
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U-V-SnuggleYou-X-Y-Z
I just used the "you're" wrong and mixed up singular and plural "snuggling at a funerals."
Why? Snuggling my cat.
2022-03-27 at 6:26 AM UTC
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U-V-SnuggleYou-X-Y-Z
It all starts so innocently, but before you know it you get caught snuggling at work, your hiding things to snuggle around the home, and snuggling at a funerals.
2022-03-27 at 5:39 AM UTC
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U-V-SnuggleYou-X-Y-Z
TOO MUCH SNUGGLING WILL RUIN A MAN
