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Posts by smokemon

  1. smokemon Houston
    Great, now I'm having Problem Child flashbacks.
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  3. smokemon Houston
    The Disco Druid

    Has the power to psychically induce hard-ass, crippling mushroom trips in his foes. While they rock back and forth on the ground sucking their thumb he decapitates them with his magic sword and disco dances over the corpse. In his spare time, he has a big pecker and can talk to trees.

  4. smokemon Houston
    My battle bot would be commanded by a trained Battle-Hamster and have a tiny minigun.

  5. smokemon Houston
    I want spikes on my penor.

  6. smokemon Houston
    Flartensnarf M'Gubenschlact
  7. smokemon Houston
    It's just some buds, I don't really use concentrate or edibles anymore.
    I smoke it in my goofy elephant pipe.
  8. smokemon Houston
    I would only go so far as MoonStar.
    The "and" really throws off the Feng Shui.
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  10. smokemon Houston
    I should have clicked before I did the deed.
    I feel betrayed.
  11. smokemon Houston
    The strain I have now is called Sugar Candy.
  12. smokemon Houston
    Squid gangs are dangerous. Best to not get involved.

  13. smokemon Houston
    I hope that burrito was from La Pastada.

  14. smokemon Houston
    I don't know where my daughters went, I seem to have misplaced them.
    :(
  15. smokemon Houston
    It's been a long time.
    I'm all old and stuff now.
    :(
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