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2022-01-27 at 4:59 AM UTC in Space is gay"We landed on the moon."
Well, your spaceship looks pretty gay to me.
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2022-01-27 at 1:36 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬*X Files theme plays*
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2022-01-26 at 6:06 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2022-01-25 at 6:49 PM UTC in The LGBTQ movement encourages obesity and mental illness
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2022-01-24 at 6:41 PM UTC in Snail to meet youDo you belieeeve in life after snails?
I can feel something inside me snail,
"I really don't think you're snail enough, no."
Do you belieeeve in life after snails? -
2022-01-24 at 4:47 AM UTC in Snail to meet youYou guys are really snailing the seven seas.
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2022-01-23 at 7:23 AM UTC in Snail to meet you
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2022-01-22 at 6:26 PM UTC in Create a superhero
Originally posted by Tyrant Sonic Man
He can convert himself entirely into sound waves and travel through any material sound can permeate through, at the speed of sound in that material. Is aware of a 3D sonar type echolocation scan of his surroundings even when isn't looking. As he passes through objects, they experience all the stress of his mass passing through them but he can move through objects stealthily if he does so gradually. Trying to strike him doesn't work as he simply vibrates through physical objects. He is vulnerable to being disrupted by chaotic, energy based attacks.
Would Sonic Man be harmed if you blasted bad music at him?
Also, how would he take down a tough bad guy? -
2022-01-21 at 7:44 PM UTC in I just tested positive.Life Rule #46: Penis does not go inside babby.
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2022-01-21 at 7:38 PM UTC in I just tested positive.That sounds like quite a sexy situation.
What would be even better is if the baby came halfway out, and you grabbed his head and crammed it into the nearby anus and did kind of a neonatal DP thing. -
2022-01-21 at 7:23 PM UTC in I just tested positive.Hint: I'm hard as a brick wall.
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2022-01-21 at 7:08 PM UTC in Tiocfaidh ár láI took some pictures outside at night and found some fairy thingies in the shots.
Maybe I can domesticate them and start a Fairy Dairy.
I heard through the grape vine that fairy milk goes good in coffee.
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2022-01-21 at 6:54 PM UTC in I just tested positive.Are you sure it wasn't a false positive?
Are you sure it wasn't a pregnancy test?
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2022-01-21 at 3:16 AM UTC in Who remembers Wesley Willis?Customers who viewed this item also viewed
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2022-01-20 at 5:20 PM UTC in the time is gone
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2022-01-20 at 3:50 PM UTC in the time is goneWhen I was a tender lil' feller, an hour seemed like an eternity.
Now? An hour is a joke.
You ever seen those timelapse videos of flowers blooming and then dying?
Humans, sprout, grow, bloom, then shrivel up and die, just like that.
Begone, evil Time Wizard!
Can't a guy fingerpaint and make macaroni necklaces in peace? -
2022-01-20 at 4:06 AM UTC in Bob Saget, more likeBoob Sagat
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2022-01-20 at 1:30 AM UTC in Tiocfaidh ár láThey may have the some of the tiniest peckers in Europe, but they are sure good at music.
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2022-01-19 at 6:09 AM UTC in Penish PumpAs long as she has a pair of tweezers.
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2021-12-27 at 6:51 AM UTC in Male gazeMail Male Gay's Gauze
