Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive
next morning you walked out and everyone started pointing at you and laughing, saying "ha ha, Johnnybuns, Johnnybuns!" and jeering at you?
If the Honeybuns thing didn't work out, Id shit into a sock and attack a correctional officer with it, hoping to earn the nickname "Shitsock" or "Turdslam."
On the other hand, the lower half of my face looks a lot like toothlessjoe's. Covering it up turns me into a HAWT commodity, leaving only my smoldering gaze exposed.
It's tough to shop when every woman you pass assumes doggystle position, presents her booty to you, and shrieks "TAKE ME, take me now, HARD."
No wonder youtube comments has the word "honk" on their blacklist. Try commenting "clown world, honk honk" or even just "honk" on any video and it will disappear when you refresh the page.
In the distant future, commenting HONK on something might unleash an Enemy of The State level series of events.
Little Billy: "Honk honk!" Daddy Gooberment: "We've got a terror cell developing in sector 8.2 C"
Originally posted by Bradley
I feel like you're going to botch the kidnapping attempt, end up killing her on accident, raping her in a field, and burying her in a shallow grave a dog walker finds in spring.
