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2022-01-30 at 3:36 AM UTC in You ever wish you were called "Johnny The Nintendo Kid"?Snoogie McBoogums
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2022-01-29 at 11:59 PM UTC in Ja Lion in da house, rudebois representI'll see your crusty juggler, and raise you some devil sticks.
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2022-01-29 at 7:45 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2022-01-29 at 6:04 PM UTC in Thief: The Dark Project and Thief II: The Metal AgeI heard that in one of the newer Thief games you can't jump freely?
Maybe it was Thief 2014.
What stinky situation, I love jumping.
When I was young, I used to like collecting all the wooden crates in a level and using them as a box-ladder to get up to places and rooftops you aren't supposed to be. -
2022-01-29 at 5:06 AM UTC in Thief: The Dark Project and Thief II: The Metal AgeI have spent a lot of time playing these two games.
The fan missions have reached a level of complexity and customization that is almost hard to believe.
Anyone else sink a lot of time in Thief?
It's easy to play on modern computers since the release of TFix, tafferpatcher, and/or T2Fix.
AngelLoader works well for me to play custom maps, my favorite so far is called Cryptic Realms.
What do you guys think, cool or gay?
The original Deus Ex was also a dope Eidos game.
FenPhoenix and FenAlternate play a lot of funky mission on youtube.
cvl00101 is also a good channel for previews of customs too.
My only gripe with Thief is that once you get used to fighting guards with the sword and begin blocking effectively, it becomes tempting to just go in and kill everybody instead of sneaking around.
Also, the lean forward + blackjack combo, when executed from the shadows, just makes things too easy in the original game. After awhile, people can hardly touch you unless you mess up. Speaking of messing up, the most fun way to play for me is without quicksaves. Without quicksaves, deep into a mission, there is much more on the line and when you mess up you have to actually rectify the problem you created on the fly instead of just loading your save like a rube. Gets the old adrenaline going. -
2022-01-29 at 3:34 AM UTC in Space is gaySorry for being difficult.
Whaddya' say you spread those cheeks and I put my Big Bang in your Black Hole?
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2022-01-29 at 3:16 AM UTC in Space is gayHow is it that the earth spins at 1,000 miles per hour, yet there are not 1,000 mph winds all day?
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2022-01-29 at 3:08 AM UTC in Space is gayHow is it that our atmosphere stays in place smooched up against the vacuum of space with no barrier?
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2022-01-29 at 2:39 AM UTC in Space is gayHow is it that the earth doesn't get slowly sucked towards the sun and incinerate us?
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2022-01-29 at 12:19 AM UTC in Chinese people think EVERYTHING is an afrodijiacExotics have the same general nutrients as non-exotics. There's no real point to eating the world's charismatic megafauna to get a boner. It seems like they're obsessed with "energies" the foods give you, they take the "you are what you eat" way too seriously.
"You small sissy tic-tac dick asian man? Drink tiger blood, and you be fierce and strong like tiger."
From what I've read, rhino horns are just like giant overgrown fingernails. Of course, instead of eating powdered fingernail clippings, which have roughly the same nutrient value, they still choose the horn for it's magic spooky voodoo powers.
Shark fin soup, responsible for the utter devastation of the world's sharks, is just a wad of cartilage that tastes like nothing at all. You could get a better nutrient profile plus some collagen gelatin stuff from eating chicken feet, plus chicken feet do not have the potent neurotoxin BMAA that shark fin does. Of course the Chinese still demand shark fin to balance their yin and yang n' sheeeit.
And you don't need to torture asian black bears for bear bile, any other animal's bile will roughly do the same trick. I have a bottle of digestive enzymes behind me on the counter with ox bile in them, it's probably almost the exact same shizzle, my nizzle.
The only thing that seems a bit unique is their use of the stank-glands in endangered musk deer. There aren't really many good substitutes for it, but still, what kind of pathetic beta male needs to administer deer stank to have good health? There are less than 5,000 musk deer left in the world, they have disappeared from nearly their whole range except for parts of Nepal.
The most useful part of Chinese traditional medicine is probably their use of mushrooms and herbs, since they are loaded with whole spectrums of very unique chemicals.
Originally posted by Bradley Some of it has to have some truth to it
The truth is that if you're a soy-sauce blooded asian sissy and 90% of your diet is white rice and bok choy , you will in fact get some dank boners after eating beef stew. Of course it is not "magic cow powers" that gave them the boners, it's simply the infusion of real nutrients, like zinc for example, into their bodies. -
2022-01-28 at 7:58 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2022-01-28 at 7:55 PM UTC in Chinese people think EVERYTHING is an afrodijiac
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2022-01-28 at 7:41 PM UTC in Chinese people think EVERYTHING is an afrodijiacHaven't you heard? Black rhino horn powder make very happy in pants for long time.
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2022-01-28 at 7:27 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2022-01-28 at 10:07 AM UTC in Space is gayI'm an air guy these days.
Air: Most stuff is on one level, you don't have to look up that often
Ocean: Stuff is everywhere, hard to deal
Air: Gives humans life
Ocean: Daven Jones' Locker
Air: Hard to kill yourself with.
Ocean: Easy to kill yourself with
Air: Kooky clouds
Ocean: "me so jelly" -
2022-01-28 at 4:59 AM UTC in Random image thread
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2022-01-27 at 11:18 PM UTC in How to keep you're catalytic from stealingJust put up a "Whites Only" sign.
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2022-01-27 at 6:30 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2022-01-27 at 6:27 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2022-01-27 at 5:46 PM UTC in Shitting salt out your assThat's what they did in ancient Egypt to mummify the butthole of the pharaoh.
