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Posts by smokemon

  1. smokemon Houston
    I think I'll just use it to water my plants.
  2. smokemon Houston
    I bought some milk from the Ho Organization.
    Is it safe to drink?



  3. smokemon Houston
    That looks like Kinky Formal.
  4. smokemon Houston
    One time I was working at a metal parts factory where there was some kind of retarded work program.
    They would bring in retards, sit them down at a long table, and they would assemble various apparatuses and get paid for their work.
    One day, I was over at the huge bins in the warehouse, gathering up some parts and pieces to dump in from of the tards.
    When I turned around and walked back towards the table, a helmet-wearing special was leaned over to some girl in a wheelchair and he was FURIOUSLY honking the girls tits repeatedly. He was just latched on to her tits.
    She had her arms past his, still trying to assemble the part during the honking.
    Later on that same molesty retard ran off from the table, hopped up onto a forklift and just started laying on the horn.
    He was so happy to honk the horn, he wouldn't listen to us telling him to stop.
  5. smokemon Houston
    I regret to inform you that you will probably not get to pound Candy's puss-puss.
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    Filling girls up with your cheesy meat again, are you?
  10. smokemon Houston
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa You are the light of the world.

    “Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.”
  11. smokemon Houston
    Time to dive back into the endless sea of 80s beatuses.


  12. smokemon Houston
    Dog in front:

    Pros: Looking at a dog's butthole.

    Cons: Looking at a dog's butthole.

    Dog in back:

    Pros: No dog butthole to look at.

    Cons: No dog butthole to look at.
  13. smokemon Houston
    I don't SLAM and PUMP, I FLIRT n' SQUIRT.
  14. smokemon Houston
    Your sexy gaze is penetrating deeply into my soul.
  15. smokemon Houston
    RIP thread.

  16. smokemon Houston
    Image was a limited-time offer.
  17. smokemon Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny shame is pride

    Piss is shampoo.

  18. smokemon Houston
    Bicycle Day
    Entangled Life
    Trust Us, We're Experts
    Mushrooms of The Carolinas
    Neverending Story

    Originally posted by RIPtotse I read the translation by Ralph Manheim

    That guy translated the Neverending Story book.
  19. smokemon Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Jamie FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Lee Curtis

  20. smokemon Houston
    Ah yes, here we are.
    Very festive.

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