Posts by smokemon

1. 2022-05-06 at 5:44 AM UTC in I rape women
   smokemon Houston

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? come inside

   
   That's what she said.
2. 2022-05-06 at 5:41 AM UTC in Oil Pacino
   smokemon Houston
   Santa Claus Schwab
3. 2022-05-06 at 5:39 AM UTC in Random image thread
   smokemon Houston

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood trying
   

   
   I found what I was looking for, in the end.
   
   
4. 2022-05-05 at 7:55 AM UTC in If Elon Musk buys Twitter
   smokemon Houston

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The ability to post should require nothing less than fingerprints and anal swabs.

   
   yes
5. 2022-05-05 at 6:31 AM UTC in If you want to achieve a goal
   smokemon Houston
   For every goal, one must pay the toll.
6. 2022-05-04 at 11:54 PM UTC in tips on running from cops
   smokemon Houston
   Paint yourself to match the background scenery.
   
   
7. 2022-05-04 at 9:19 PM UTC in tips on running from cops
   smokemon Houston
   Keep a bag of marbles on you at all times.
   
   
8. 2022-05-04 at 3:54 AM UTC in [IN HEAVY INDIA-INDIAN ACCENT] Houston, you have a Dalit problem.
   smokemon Houston
   Mauve and taupe are Dalit colors.
   
   When you give a kid one of those big ass boxes of crayons, their primal instinct is to never use those crayons.
9. 2022-05-04 at 3:23 AM UTC in Which fake women on NIS have you simped on?
   smokemon Houston
   The last vagina I had access to was so fuckin' nasty, I think I'm done with trying to get pussy for another few decades.
10. 2022-05-03 at 6:26 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    smokemon Houston
    A clayssic.
    
    
11. 2022-05-03 at 5:59 AM UTC in Wren's Things you Find on the Ground Threadd
    smokemon Houston
    So I did a little investigation.
    
    It turns out what appeared to be an alien walnut with orange jelly tentacles was a type of fungus that infects cedar and apple trees.
    
    It goes back and forth between the two species. A spore from an infected crabapple tree infects a cedar, then a cedar branch grows a weird canker that kind of looks like a weird wooden bug's nest, then when conditions are right it sprouts orange jellies that produce spores that infect the apple trees. The apple tree leaves get weird smutty spots and produce spores that infect a cedar, and back and forth forever.
12. 2022-05-03 at 1:41 AM UTC in Here, a scent of me just for you
    smokemon Houston
    Before I hit the town, I like to rub a dallop of Creme La Mouf around my neck.
    It's an extractive tincture of "morning mouth" from French men.
    
    
13. 2022-05-02 at 8:59 AM UTC in Get happy or gtfo
    smokemon Houston
    GIT HAPPY'D
    
    
    
    
14. 2022-05-02 at 7:57 AM UTC in Disinformation Governance Board
    smokemon Houston

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ we are currently working on administering technologies which will enable us to verify you do exactly that. Then we're going to make you into part machine, which will make you even easier to control.

    
    What are you some kind of spook?
    
    Anyhow, yes this whole disinformation thing is all very thoughtcrime.
    I wonder how quick the descent into hell will be.
15. 2022-05-02 at 5:57 AM UTC in Random image thread
    smokemon Houston
    Google is trying to turn me gay.
    
    
16. 2022-05-02 at 2:15 AM UTC in If Elon Musk buys Twitter
    smokemon Houston
    yes
17. 2022-05-02 at 1:44 AM UTC in I have Gout
    smokemon Houston
    Glycine supplement might help.
    
    "Glycine, a non-essential amino acid, enhances the urinary excretion of uric acid in healthy individuals, in addition to those people with gout in prior studies."
18. 2022-05-02 at 12:37 AM UTC in If Elon Musk buys Twitter
    smokemon Houston

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? No one who isn't abusing Twitter needs anonymity on it.

    
    That's a slippery logic slope, m'dude.
    
    When you say "abuse," what would constitute abuse in your eyes?
    
    Kind of reminds me of the people who proclaim they don't mind the government spying on them because they're not doing anything wrong so they have nothing to hide.
19. 2022-05-02 at 12:26 AM UTC in I don't understand how Earth rotates 1000 mph at Equator, and .005 mph at Poles...
    smokemon Houston
    I don't understand why the moon never shows us its backside.
    Surely by now it should have shown us the booty.
    So as it turns it's perfectly synchronized with the earth?
    Get outta town.
20. 2022-05-01 at 11:40 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    smokemon Houston
    40 voicemails is rather insane, that's a huge red flag.
    Those levels of butthurt can indicate extremely low self esteem or an extremely high level of obsessiveness, a fanatical nature.
    
    Even if you got in his good graces, and everything in your relationship with him was all sunshine and rainbows for awhile, those are the kind of people that when shit goes wrong, shit goes really wrong.
    
    Like maybe you thought everything was fine but he was secretly collecting perceived slights, growing angrier and angrier, until a straw finally breaks the camel's back.
    
    *kafka comes home late*
    Normal secure person: "So, where've you been? Oh really? Ok."
    Obsessive, posessive psycho: "I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WHORE. IF I CAN't HAVE YOU NO ONE WILL" *pulls huge knife*
    
    I dunno.
    You'll have to figure it out.
    Be careful though, lol.
    
    Someone send me 40 voicemails? That's it, I'm done. Nope.