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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Fisted Fascist
  2. Helped a friend out at his restaurant bc 2 cooks didnt show up. Worked 3 hrs after i got off my regular job and at the end of the night when i was taking my food home, the meatballs spilled all over the floor of my car and my phone fell in it. So trying to help out a friend, i fucked up a $1500 phone and now my car is full of meatball and tomato sauce and provolone. *sigh*

    im so tired.
  3. Nigga u not even tryna fuk
  4. i feel pretty awful and i csmt see straight
  5. ohnthank god
  6. Originally posted by Wariat in the bar me and star trek hung out at this guy he told me the secret tpo getting 16 yr olds but i forgot since i got drunk with him and he got us a round of shots and i got another round and he told me basically before i even told him he likes either way older women or way younger and said he was like 32 so close to my age and i told him me too and the youngest ive had though was only like 22 and he was like thats old come on. and told me he gets 16 yr olds and like 49 yr olds and has this ukrainian chick whose married. he said the married chicks are even the easiest.



    Originally posted by Wariat im hoping he could be my wing man here and we could fuck 16 yr olds together like a foursome and switch them and shit.



    Originally posted by Wariat he gave me his instagram and hes like some fucking political adviser or some shit who recently moved here form Cracow.



    Originally posted by Wariat His instagram profile says something likeI am an expert on political strategy and analitics. Besides this I manage a training and recreation schooling center.

  7. Midnight Meat Train 2
  8. Rude
  9. The afghani air force are just dudes in skirts on hang gliders
  10. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That sugar is bad for you is yet another bald-faced lie by the rats running the system.

    Well then by all means- eat a bag of sugar every day for the next 6 months and let us know how that works out.

    Hopefully when they amputate your legs youll still have the spunk left to hammer out shitty megadeth lyrics.
  11. Eeew



    Analingus clearly calls for a raspberry vinegarette
  12. mix tuna with mayo, chopped pickled jalapenos

    halve a ripe stolen avocado that you put down ur pants

    scoop tuna into avocado.

    garnish with dorito crumbs and sriracha drizzle
  13. finely chopped cabbage and yellow onion, browned in bacon fat. Served with snausages.

    pan fried tilapia fish tacos

    mix crushed up ramen noodles and cabbage with chicken, sesame oil, vinigger for a chinese chicken salad type dealie.

    chop strawberries, mix with lemon juice and sugar. Serve over twinkies,

    nachos

    grilled cheese

    eggplant parmesana

    cook lentils and onions n chopped carrot. Add a tiny bit of cumin. serve over rice with cheese and hot sauce,
  14. This November, remind me to be thankful for public sanitation.
  15. Originally posted by Ajax I’ve only ever had two hangovers (shows how little I drink). 100% avoidable and not fun when they happen.

    Ill tutor you. Lol. You still live somewhere in southern cali?
  16. I had leftover carne asada n garlic sauce n tatziki from the bbq in pita with grilled peppers n eggs n cheese fpr makeshift breakfast sandwiches. Tortelini n garlic butter with arugula fpr dinner.
  17. Originally posted by Poast I’m still alive. My buddy OMGPLZDNTBAN drank himself to death last year. Long live BHL. I rarely post on here, but pop in every now and then to watch that schizophrenic totse2k call me a dead mossad agent. Anyone who gets involved with him IRL is retarded.

    Miss you homeboy
  18. Cooked dinner. Sang rammstein at karaoke. Tomboy nerd girl asked for my number. Eating strawberry shptcake, drinking tequila in a hammock on the roof
  19. Stop tryna fuck waffle house waitresses
  20. Ive got curly white old man hairs growing on m6 forearms
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