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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. I used my beard trimmer on my cock a few weeks back and it looked like itd been through a cage match
  2. Well im glad you finally found steady work that youre good at instead of tryna flip dime packs at the bar and welding the brake lines off ur Tahoe so you can dui more efficiently
  3. its all gucci i know you have a fiery irish temper ye ol dog
  4. Did i say i wouldnt come ride motorcycles bc i needed GHB or someshit?
  5. Sorry broski. I know you cared about her a lot.
  6. A half gram of shroom chocolate? How much psilocybin is in that?
  7. I will disable but only if we ageree to split “the take” 15/15
  8. Fortunately rocks and machetes are going to have a hard time against firearms and > 100 IQs
  9. Originally posted by POLECAT going to bed, gotta finish the trim job tomorrow

    Dont get wariat excited
  10. Originally posted by Steven if thats true, why do you use language like that?

    Do you think its funny to make jokes about particular races?

    because racists also enjoy those jokes

    and if it walks like a duck

    quacks like a duck

    but then says it isn't a duck?

    is it a duck?

    Its ur mom

  11. Originally posted by Kafka My teddybear was facing me freaked me out. I can’t do this

    lolwut
  12. Originally posted by Bradley All jokes aside this was a fishing accident.

    Deadliest Catch
  13. Originally posted by Balloon Man Why, is your back a floor?

    Full of hair n crumbs, yes

    Its just fucking hot rn
  14. Having my back waxed
  15. Originally posted by Rape Monster $1500 phone and it takes a shit on you over a bit of marinara sauce? That's why you don't buy apple made garbage.

    Android
  16. That moment when you try to get into a car to do a deal and it takes you like 60 sec to get seated bc youre trying to maintain concealment of somehing the size of a hair dryer in your waistband. Shits like a comedy skit.
  17. Originally posted by Sudo The barrel is like 10 inches long, lol although there is a shorter barrel version. Only holds 6 ao Doesn't seem particularly practical for concealed carry but the sight is perfect and it whacks a wallop and has a really comfortable handle. If I had one I would pretend to be Yosemite Sam and say "rootin tootin let's get to shootin" but I'd never dream of such recklessness (except rn)

    Yeah I think mine was an 8 inch barrel and i had to walk like john wayne bc if i stood up straight n walked normally it looked like i had a huge waggling erection. Which in retrospect might have been just as frightening as a magnum revolver. But for like a year and a half, that was just the only piece i could get that didnt have bodies on it already.
  18. Originally posted by Sudo My uncles cousins swim coaches pet hamsters ghosts scullery maids daughters friends social media coordinator has a ruger super Blackhawk which spits fo fo mags and kicks like a mule. There's a video of that based grandpa Hickok47 or whatever letting it off and it's pretty funny.

    All I want in the world is for more people to reject modernity…he typed from his cellular telephone

    Thats what i used to carry on da skreetz lol.
  19. Occasionally Gay
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