2022-09-15 at 2:18 AM UTC
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Yacht theft
Ill only join if im given a harpoon gun. I get to be Kevin Costner
Lets start a crew and sing shanties
I showed some strangers my penis and then we talked about our hopes n dreams n watched the sun rise.
Just met up with tort. Shit happened. Poop was exchanged. Ive clme to realize my animal magnetism is a force to me reckoned with.
2022-09-09 at 9:39 AM UTC
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Alcohol prices suck now
Yeah if anything ive seen the price of alcohol go down. Fifth of Jim Beam for $7.99, 1.75 liter of Corralejo tequila for $30
2022-09-09 at 9:16 AM UTC
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How would you like to die?
Preferably doing something heroic like saving people from a burning building or taking out a mass shooter
Buying clothes for my new job
2022-09-05 at 6:14 AM UTC
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Patron Silver Tequila
I dont drink blanco. Reposado n añejo are way more mellow
2022-09-04 at 1:45 AM UTC
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Big-chug tonight
Have we pierre reviewed this data set?
Im afraid of nothing except picking up things very close to the floor
The barback sent the bartender a video of him jacking his old useless cock n i called him pathetic n now she gives me free tequila