Like im full of chill and dong the right thing. And im going to live in the moment and act decisively, without any hint of self awareness,
popped a bottle of tequila, eating smothered pork chops
2022-09-02 at 3:34 AM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
porkchop in mustard garlic reduction, buttered heirloom carrots and rice a roni
Tired as hell. Woke up so many times. It was 95 degrees in the middle if the night, and its supposed tobe even hotter today. I might just go to the beach.
laying in bed trying to summon the energy to get in the shower. Got 20lb of avocados on the discount rack for $4 so i guess breakfast is avocado toast again
If a girl asks for a sip of ur drink at a bar and you grab them by the throat and spit it into their mouth like a baby bird they will let you do terrible things to them in the parking lot
2022-09-01 at 3:47 AM UTC
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How much do you weigh?
Im not near as fat as i was a few years ago. I mean in high school i was 270 and i was in really good shape, so 250 is probably the least im ever going to be able to weigh.
$30 bottle of tequila lasts me 4 nights of car drinking outside the bar. 3-4 nights a week at the bar. So like $120 a month. But yeah Corralejo tequila is $30 for 1.75L at costco n its not bad.
i want to chemically melt the soles of your feet together and then smash the tips of your fingers flat so you look like a pale little treefrog
Delivering hydromorphone and lorazepam for a pharmacy
It was fun seeing sam in his element
2022-08-31 at 3:02 AM UTC
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Inside a Chicago trap house
Guy thinks hes being lowkey because he covers his face with a mask when hes on camera….
….Leaves his gigantic, easily identifiable arm tattoos uncovered.
Im sure the local narcotics team will appreciate the assist
You can use beard trimmers on ur loins but u gotta use at least a 3mm guard or ur sack wrinkles is gonna get snipped
2022-08-31 at 12:09 AM UTC
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I fucked this up
You and fona share the same culinary sensibilities. I guess id be skinny too if everything i ate looked like it was pumped out of a truckers stomach.
