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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Originally posted by Kafka They were dry. There’s a heatwave.

    Well then you have zero excuses i guess.
  2. drinking wine, bout to pick up some indian food, get some tequila sodas and do karaoke.
  3. Yeah you chose dogshit wet beach sticks. Have you never watched Bear Grylls? you need kindling dawg.
  4. I thought id be dead and i am dead
  5. Originally posted by Rape Monster In other news water is wet

    What's ur point

    @ the lass
  6. Youre fucking weird dude
  7. That didnt scare him, kid
  8. Originally posted by Sudo I just hung out with thisbtirl I haven't seen in a while who was fighting with her boyfriend so she wanted me to take her to McDonald's and somehow I finessed her out of 20 bucks and got fries and a drink for free and drank a bunch of her vodka and dropped her off after she said several times she wanted me to come in but she kinda didn't look great and she needed to do 2 lines to get her energy right and I just drank and laughed at her so now I'm driving home to call her mom crim a pay phone, this province looks down on noncery

    What's my age again
    What's mt age again
    What the hell is autism?
    What's my age again

    I think I hurt her feelings by not fucking her. Her boyfriend is scared of me and she told me he would stab me instead of fighting me when I'm literally an old cripple and he's a yung junk. She said she missed me and thinks about me and that made me paranoid. Idky I hate the words "I miss you" so much (apart from the blink 182 song of course) I thubk if like 5 times I've heard ths in Mt life and it hurts. My stepkid says it to me all the time but he's a sook. My son saying it would make me mad.

    I gotta fix so many freakin vehicles. Fuck my life is stupid. Idk if the choices I'm making are good or not but I'm not in jail so that's kinda what I'm going off of I'm so institutionalized and used to government monitoring I feel fucking damaged. I need acid to reset my brain. Mayne I'll eat someone's face like big lurch, hopefully my own

    The spirit of Kr0z had my phone for 85% of this post

    This resonates with me
  9. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Just jherked off into the toilet

    Its the most efficient and gentlemanly way

    I jerk my cock with my pinky out for added class
  10. Originally posted by Incessant There's so much to unpack there

    He shouldnt have kicked my car
  11. Im pretty close. I think im actually a bit more social irl tho, at least as of the last 3 years or so.
  12. I met some fucking slammin chicks in NA but i was so awkward then.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ Im dumb and never heard of the word 'chemise' before but now I have and thank you. I'll probably forget it right after I post this but I'll try not to. Ask me about it a week from today and see if I still remember it.

    Chemise. Kinda like chemistry. A one piece undergarment dress thing that a woman would show you if you two had good chemistry. Chemise. That's how I'm gonna remember it.

    I always sleep in a chamois or a sham-wow
  14. Their happy hour is like 9pm-2am

    Drinks are more generous than my usual lil dive n the wings are like 7/10. I usually ask for them exxxtra crispy
  15. Originally posted by mmQ I've never been to a David Buster's. Do they have all the LATEST TEKNOLOGEEZ like multiplayer VR arenas and hwhatnot?

    Yeah they do.

    N their happy hour is nuts. All drinks n appetizers 50% off so my whiskeys are like 4.50 for makers n a basket of wings is like $7
  16. Finished season 1 of The Sandman. Bout to go get drunk at Dave n Busters n play house of the dead
  17. I liked them. I might go back
  18. I dreamed i got into it with some dude in a parking garage and he kicked the back of my car and i gunned it in reverse and crushed him between my car n another car and then he and the other car broke through the cable barrier n fell some odd stories to the street. My gf was freaking the fuck out and i saw people standing around video taping so i started grabbing peoples phones and smashing them. Then there was some woman standing silent holding up a picture of my face to i ripped it from her hands and crumpled it up and ate it. I carjacked another car n tried to get away. Im pretty sure i left my gf crying in the smashed up car bc i do t remember her being in the getaway vehicle

  19. Originally posted by WellHung 2 hours is not nearly long enuff for them to fall off the bone. u need 3-4 hrs for that.

    You dont want them to be mushy. They should be tender but not fall off the bone. I dont crock pot my ribs
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