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2022-10-25 at 10:23 AM UTC in So guys the reason I havent been so active lately on here
Originally posted by Wariat Ive been hanging out with this Belarussian guy and the ukrainian guy I met at the bar me and star trek hung out at who got me on meth and doing a lot o drugs lately like snorting and putting it in energy drinks or beer. the ukrainian guy lives basically on the street and does construction work and doesnt sleep hardly if any at all and the belarussian guy does uber eats since lately and we hung out in his room he shares with a bunch of other foreign dudes snorting some meth and drinking. I literlaly lost two days in a row as we hung out all loud too im surprised no one knocked or nothing in the belarussian guys room snorting and i snorted so much out of the blue i started to throw up and it started bouncing like i was on energy dirnks not where my heart is but left side of my body like where liver is. but then i also felt good and all i could talk about was sex or different chicks or women i had in the usa and in my life and how badly when i got on that meth i wanted to get some. the ukrainian guy likes really young chicks also but even younger than im comfrotable with now and he sort of has a slight reputation with it because this other indian guy who i also met at that bar me and star trek hung out at doesnt like it even though hes our friend he told me when the ukrainian guy dima was not around that one time he showed up at the bar and I kid you not the girl he was with was maximum 13. I was like no way. but oh yea the belarussian dude is quite crazy. hes like always high and apparently killed a guy in belarus before coming to poland but claims it was self defense so he won the court case or got found not guilty or some shit and never did serious time but grew up on the street since he was 15. Ive also been going to clubs and spending just a shitload of money. i need to calm down of all this shit.
youre on the right path. im proud of you. -
2022-10-25 at 10:18 AM UTC in Need to have sex with my dead friends mom to complete the set.write a heartfelt letter to her about how your sponsor told you you need to make amends yadda yadda and your friend made you promise if anything ever happened to himthat youd help take care of his mom. Say that you know she has resentments about you, but that you only want his spirit to be at peace, and that life is too short not to love one another with ur whole heart.
Make her some of your shitty poor people food and leave it on the porch and then one day go over there crying and shell open the door and be like bradley its okay honey it not ur fault. And shell press you to her old saggy breast and thats when you shove ur fingers in her and start sucking her lip and tell her youre gonna help her make a new son and name him the same as the guy you were fucking. -
2022-10-18 at 7:49 PM UTC in Scientists present first hyper-realistic reconstruction of the body of ChristThey shouldve given him a huge cock
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2022-10-16 at 6:36 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-10-16 at 9:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMfw the pastor starts talking about the recipe for a marriage that is "pleasantly fragrant" to God, and that we should make an effort to "spray others with our love"
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2022-10-15 at 7:11 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI have no idea how to tie a tie. Every piece of dress clothing ive ever worn was for court lol
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2022-10-15 at 6:42 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentHeading to my first wedding
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2022-10-13 at 7:47 PM UTC in I don't know why no one wants to play any video games with me.
Originally posted by slide22 WHy dont you come with us, Octavian? I'll take you and him to the Marina district and we can have a few beers and maybe hit Mels diner. they make really good sweet potato fries there with a Patty melt.
I'll buy the 2 rounds then I have to stop drinking cause alcohol makes me ill after that. especially on gabapentin. there is a country-theme bar there if you're into that. Some cute cowgirl types showed up. and yes they're female. not all of San Francisco is Gay. thats the Tech Guy part of town. most of them move from other areas of the US and aborad. a lot from Texas and east coast.
Lets roll -
2022-10-11 at 12:13 PM UTC in what would you doWe certainly know what youd do
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2022-10-07 at 1:29 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThinking about setting up a short virtual tabletop horror RPG if anyone would want to play that
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2022-10-07 at 3:56 AM UTC in Been riding with a motorcycle club lately.
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol WTF is a 3% club? Do you know what a 1% club us? I'm not fucking with you. I just don't think you know what I'm talking about.
My loudmouthed liberal lesbian neighbor knows what a 1% is.
As i understand it, 3% are ex military, anti-government types. There are only like 25 or 30 people i see riding with them regularly, and all but 2 of them are ex military. Mostly Gulf War dudes. -
2022-10-07 at 2:05 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by POLECAT looking at man lifts I need a 60 or an 80 ft manlift to paint a motel next summer, problem is they have a million wires and sensors that keep you alive when in use and I hate sensors cuz they go bad and drop you or leaVE you stranded up in the air. they cost between 10,000 and 50,000 depending on how safe you want to be and how high they go
Get a fistful of balloons to tie to youre belt -
2022-10-07 at 1:52 AM UTC in Been riding with a motorcycle club lately.
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2022-10-07 at 1:38 AM UTC in Been riding with a motorcycle club lately.
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol, they let me try out all their bikes. As soon as you said that I knew it was all a lie.
Totally.
They didnt let me ride them. Just try out the different styles to see how low n far back a seat id need, how forward swept id need the bars, etc. Ive been drinking and shooting pool with them going on a year so its not like im a total stranger. -
2022-10-06 at 7:34 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2022-10-06 at 7:31 PM UTC in Been riding with a motorcycle club lately.I got asked to join a motorcycle club at the bar. They let me try out all their bikes and see which one would be most comfortable for me to ride. Gf came outside and saw me grinning, palling around and was not pleased. One of the old ladies tried to chill her out but being told “baby you gonna feel like a queen ridin with that man” by a woman with 3 teeth and skin like a leather purse didnt have the desired effect.
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2022-10-06 at 1:27 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Kafka I never replied to his text asking me if I still wanted to talk with him. Now when I go into the store I swear he’s enveloped in a black depressing aura, idk if I’m hallucinating, he’s standing in shadow or if this is my brain’s new way of blocking bad memories.
Anyway I don’t know if I did the right thing, he’s crushed and the time to fix that is running out, so have to decide soon. Maybe I could have had a friend even if he has a crush on me. Ig I was worried he’d continue being inappropriate.
Dont worry hes just gonna be ur bestie until he gets you drunk and high enough to fuck you so as long as youre always on high alert you should be a-okay -
2022-10-06 at 1:25 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..numb. N not in like a pleasant sleepy way.
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2022-10-06 at 6:12 AM UTC in ipas are for fuckheads and shit toysI drink whatever the strongest thing is that i get poured for free. if its an IPA- cool. If im paying for a drink though, im not ordering anything less than like 80 proof.
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2022-10-05 at 2:25 AM UTC in Niggers are good at riding bicycles without their hands on the handlebars...
