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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Originally posted by Incessant Also about to go vote. We are basically cancelling each other out.

    You got stuck with Abbott and i got Newsom


  2. im lit fam
  3. Originally posted by Incessant Hoping I didn't overcook the scallops in my butternut squash soup with kale.

    And cleaning my kitchen at the same time as cooking.

    scallops are a really strange thing to mix with squash. and kale.

    if anything scallops are just going to taste like very little. And the kale fucks with the texture.

    Theres elegance in simplicity:

    roasted squash
    chicken stock
    cream
    browned onion or cooked leeks
    roasted garlic
    crisped bacon
    thyme
    fresh cracked pepper
  4. Off to go vote for the most racist, unwoke candidates i can find
  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm going for the 9mm or shotgun slug, haven't decided yet.

    Id like to leave my face intact so all my bitches can have one last look at the best thing to ever happen to them before i get catapulted into the sun
  6. Congrats dude. My retirement plan is a .45 ACP.
  7. Originally posted by Incessant Easy peasy and I'm indigenous

    Im easily twice as mexican
  8. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Youre so pathetic id almost feel bad for you if you werent a pedophile. Then again youre even a failure as a pedophile so maybe the universe works itself out.



    Originally posted by Wariat ok guys she spent the night again and found my place somehow as she stwyed in one club while i went to another. we almost ended up fucking but my dick wluldnt get hard to put it in her ass. she cuddled with me and let me massage her back but wouldnt let me twke her clothes off snd my hand was on her ass like touching it and my finger started going in there but i couldnt put my dick in her ass or get it hard due to all thr alcohol. she thsn like hugged me as we tried to fall asleep and i guided her hand to my cock as i got nude and she sort of grabbed it for a while but it srill wouldnt get hard. after a while i started telling her i love you and later for some reason she left back to the little room and we slept separate.

    Called it
  9. Youre so pathetic id almost feel bad for you if you werent a pedophile. Then again youre even a failure as a pedophile so maybe the universe works itself out.
  10. Originally posted by Bradley kinda got a rough estimation of one of three places I want to go, unfortunately i'm running a bit low on cash in my checking account, I think scheduling something a week out, not really saying anything to anyone, making my friend im staying with's house as clean as possible, pantry filled, 100$ gas card, and just dip out on a good wednedsday 5 days from now.

    Unfortunately I have no idea where I'd go, so I'm kinda tossin it up there between Illegally entering canada & Boulder Colorado, or i might just say fuck it and go bakc to where i used to live in miami.
    hmmm

    Come live in LA. You can set up a tent in a super nice part of town and no one can make you leave because its your civil rights to shit in the street and do meth in a tent. Youll get 189 a month in food stamps and 200 cash aid and if you tell them youre a faggot and indigenous theyll probably give you a grant to buy clothes and put you through college.
  11. i got a bunch of sketchy looking shit
  12. Lol she was practically throwing at you and you pussed out Damn what if thats the last chance you ever had and you blew it shes probbally at home fucking a malinois rn
  13. Originally posted by Bradley urs i'd love to live with ur mom honestly and she probably likes young boys.

    wariat how would you feel if your mother was fucking pre-teenage boys (that's age 12, aoc is higher) and u had like 5-6 boys always in ur house, bothering u, making ur mom buy them pizza, and the door HAS TO stay closed, and ur like wtf

    and then these 5-11 year old boys come out all sweaty and u know ur mom she's in a hurry, and has to drop them off, so she's trying to MAKE THIS ALL POSSIBLE and ur like jesus christ mom u have 4 ten year olds in there gangbanging u and i can't even get 300$ to go to the bar. !!!

    u think that's realistic wariat

    I showed wariats posts to a psychologist friend a couple years back n they said they obv couldnt diagnose over the internet but theyd bet money that maciej had some early childhood sexual trauma and developmental disorder. Never occurred to me that it couldve been his mom. Maybe wiping his asshole as a 5 year old made him all tingly and now he just longs for a simpler time when women scolded him and toyed with his asshole and let the dogs fuck him.
  14. “ive tried to commit suicide 3 times”

    rofl

    obviously you werent trying very hard there bud.

    What a pussy.

    I hope he is dead. Mainly because people who threaten suicide as emotional blackmail are top tier faggots.
  15. oh no. cant they catch a break? geez luiz
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