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Been riding with a motorcycle club lately.
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2022-10-06 at 7:31 PM UTCI got asked to join a motorcycle club at the bar. They let me try out all their bikes and see which one would be most comfortable for me to ride. Gf came outside and saw me grinning, palling around and was not pleased. One of the old ladies tried to chill her out but being told “baby you gonna feel like a queen ridin with that man” by a woman with 3 teeth and skin like a leather purse didnt have the desired effect.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-10-06 at 8:58 PM UTC
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2022-10-06 at 9:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I got asked to join a motorcycle club at the bar. They let me try out all their bikes and see which one would be most comfortable for me to ride. Gf came outside and saw me grinning, palling around and was not pleased. One of the old ladies tried to chill her out but being told “baby you gonna feel like a queen ridin with that man” by a woman with 3 teeth and skin like a leather purse didnt have the desired effect.
Lol, they let me try out all their bikes. As soon as you said that I knew it was all a lie. -
2022-10-06 at 11:51 PM UTC
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2022-10-07 at 12:53 AM UTC
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2022-10-07 at 1:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol, they let me try out all their bikes. As soon as you said that I knew it was all a lie.
Totally.
They didnt let me ride them. Just try out the different styles to see how low n far back a seat id need, how forward swept id need the bars, etc. Ive been drinking and shooting pool with them going on a year so its not like im a total stranger. -
2022-10-07 at 1:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Totally.
They didnt let me ride them. Just try out the different styles to see how low n far back a seat id need, how forward swept id need the bars, etc. Ive been drinking and shooting pool with them going on a year so its not like im a total stranger.
So your a hang around. Is it a 1% club? -
2022-10-07 at 1:52 AM UTC
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2022-10-07 at 3:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked 3%
And i didnt approach them they asked me *shrug*
I told them i dont know shit about bikes and the last time i did any mechanical work was trying to rebuild the carb on my '71 C10
Lol WTF is a 3% club? Do you know what a 1% club us? I'm not fucking with you. I just don't think you know what I'm talking about. -
2022-10-07 at 3:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol WTF is a 3% club? Do you know what a 1% club us? I'm not fucking with you. I just don't think you know what I'm talking about.
My loudmouthed liberal lesbian neighbor knows what a 1% is.
As i understand it, 3% are ex military, anti-government types. There are only like 25 or 30 people i see riding with them regularly, and all but 2 of them are ex military. Mostly Gulf War dudes. -
2022-10-07 at 5:17 AM UTC
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2022-10-07 at 1:01 PM UTC
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2022-10-07 at 2:42 PM UTC
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2022-10-08 at 6:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I got asked to join a motorcycle club at the bar. They let me try out all their bikes and see which one would be most comfortable for me to ride. Gf came outside and saw me grinning, palling around and was not pleased. One of the old ladies tried to chill her out but being told “baby you gonna feel like a queen ridin with that man” by a woman with 3 teeth and skin like a leather purse didnt have the desired effect.
You know that Biker Clubs share women, right? Just a warning before you join. -
2022-10-08 at 8:32 AM UTC
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