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2022-11-21 at 9:43 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Nervous about quitting my job to start this new job. I keep thinking im gonna fuck up and have no job. But idk. I might be okay.
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2022-11-20 at 10:47 AM UTC in wut did u dream about last nightI dreamt i was in a church full of people, family and friends. And i was on fire and i kept trying to put it out but it was almost like putting water on a grease fire. Just kept spreading. Eventually i turned to ash and got shot into space through a black hole in the floor and then i woke up and was choking on my vomit bc i ate too much chili n dranl too much tequila
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2022-11-20 at 10:23 AM UTC in Sideshow near our condo right nowGet out there dude show em how the ol heads do it
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2022-11-20 at 10:20 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Drinking wine to try to get to sleep. Gf zonked out next to me but my brain wont turn off.
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2022-11-19 at 7:33 PM UTC in so I went to the ukrianian club again last night
Originally posted by Wariat and i tried to fuck some 28 or 20 yr old ukriwnian chicks or hit them up buy them drinks etc and nothing worked. they ignored me or clsimed to have boyfriends or just werent interested. sort of like when me and star trek tried it wt the other bar we were at here in town. anyway, eventually i was srill on methadrone or had some left so i was horny so i sort of went up to or started to dance around these 31 yr olds one with big tits and the other slughtly pudgy or obese but not bad and they were all over me. or the pudgy one. she like ended up turning and hitting me with her ass when we dsnced and later we made out many times including her kissing my neck ear etc. i felt like i was being smothered. but at the end of the night like at 4 am i told her i may not perform or get hard because she replied we csn go to your place or mine when i asked her if she wanted to come over. and i started having feelings of inadeauecy or worried sbout rectile dysfunction. so she basiclsly got scsred or replied maybe you need another girk tonight or to find a diff one? and she sorpped like kissing me or being vlose etc. so she ended up leaving and bawiclaly ditching me and later this blond chick also like 31-32 was there and i dont know why i didnt try for the youngins as there were many 18 yr olds there last night like many but i ende up dancing newr her as i think the reason was she was alone and seemed like an easier target for me. so later we went to my place and ende dup fucking but my dick surprised me because it got hard for a minute and even when it wasnt she srill got on top and sort of fucked it. but only pussy she woukdnt put it in the ass or let me or suck my dick or lick my ass or nothing and i ended up licking her pussya nd ass which was sort of lame.
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2022-11-19 at 10:25 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanksYeah brazil is the scrappy up and comer
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2022-11-19 at 7:33 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanksChainsaws are SO 2017 spec. Get with the times.
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2022-11-19 at 7:28 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
Originally posted by Donald Trump
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/defector-paramilitary-group-brutalized-sledgehammer-237867/
Harsh. Money shot at 35 seconds if you want to skip the boring talking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxsHFkxYOtY
Supposedly Hammertime was a convicted murderer doing hard time in Russia who got press-ganged into Wagner, quickly surrendered to the Ukrainians, then somehow wound up back in Russian custody. Probably exchanged by the Ukrainians. Russian prisoners are probably valuable, as they can trade them to get one of their own back. Wonder how that went down with Hammertime.
The neocons at wikipedia have an article up about it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Yevgeny_Nuzhin
That was pretty tame by internet video standards tbh. Then again the cartels have set a pretty high bar. -
2022-11-18 at 7:51 AM UTC in holy shit im feeling good
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2022-11-18 at 7:47 AM UTC in drinking from the wrong bottleWhat a coincedent i was reachin for my soap bottle n all i got was HOT FOAMY PISS ppppppppeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww i tell u what
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2022-11-16 at 9:13 PM UTC in Battle of the PiesGf keeps talking about her moms strawberry rhubarb pie. Ive never had a rhubarb it just looks like poisonous celery.
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2022-11-16 at 4:28 AM UTC in Prove to me
Originally posted by Brain surgeon 1. I only need one job because I'm a fucking sous chef at a country club.
2. Your 'college degree' is an associates from a community College.
3. I am currently having my teeth fixed.
4. I have my license back and will be purchasing my own car shortly. With my own money.
5. I couldn't move back solely because the 4 companies that own 99% of the apartments won't rent to felons.
6. I've always shit on you music wise. You can barely hold a guitar or stand up bass and you look like a drunk toddler at the piano. I also play the mandolin, ukulele, and banjo.
7. I will enjoy another beer, hope you enjoy your next relapse. You'll literally never live a day for the rest of your life without opiates.
8. Stop talking about weed, everybody smokes, nobody cares.
9. Yeah I don't keep worn out hoes captive. I just fuck servers and randoms from bars.
10. You're at the methadone clinic right now.
I was on huge doses of methadone for like 4 years and ive been off it since 2018. It really isnt a life sentence if you have ur shit together and taper sensibly.
Granted im about to fill a big gulp cup with ice and tequila and drive to the bar but its a trade off. -
2022-11-15 at 11:16 AM UTC in Would you fuck your ex?
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2022-11-15 at 11:01 AM UTC in Idk what this meansSeems like it fits
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2022-11-14 at 8:21 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanksNews blip said something about russian mercenaries executing one of their own with a sledgehammer, and came to see if itd been posted yet
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2022-11-12 at 8:25 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2022-11-12 at 7:24 PM UTC in Would you fuck your ex?I mean if it was someone i was still capable of being on good terms with- sure why not?
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2022-11-12 at 7:11 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentDoing a float, cryofreeze and then short day at work.
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2022-11-12 at 7:10 PM UTC in 😍Ford Ranger😍Yeah i say do it. Gotta add to your shitty broken car collection.
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2022-11-11 at 12:47 PM UTC in Prove to meIf i gave half a fuck id start a video chatroom somewhere. i have a decade plus of PI but it all goes to the grave with me bc im an OG nigga n i aimt seen nothin n i aimt heard nothin and im constantly perplexed at how some of you take every opportunity to dox and undermine and fuck each other over. But you guys are spiteful, bitter niggers and no one with a pinch of common sense would trust you with anything.
