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2023-04-26 at 7:29 PM UTC in lol the homeboys here in polane
Originally posted by Wariat these dudes both i got high with and both sell mefadrome. the dud eon right alays wlaks worund with a bandana and is like fucking reminfs me of those dufes on that show animal factory. like hes everywhere ive seen him literslly outside my bad dleivering goods or tlsking to dudes two dwye ago without wven saying whats up just rwndomly he is everywhere. the other dude on left he likes to right or spar when on thwt shit. and spend years in juvenile fwcilities but is now 30 and has two kids and a wife with a chick who is 45 and he literwlly doesnt work or do nothing lol.
Originally posted by Wariat nah seriously the dude on right hlla reminds me of csts in cslifornia he used to work as a strip joint like introducer on the main streets here lol now he does like some resl estate on the side while getting high and deloing mefsdrome.
Originally posted by Wariat like literwlly he hqs like this cslifornia kid slash gang member bandanna on all the time wlaking through hoods all over th place and shit.
Originally posted by Wariat poland or some parts of it remind me of like a usa town run down by drugs and violencr but wt the same time with real csli csts still around.
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2023-04-26 at 7:28 PM UTC in it sucks hella bad*12 year old smoking a cigarette as wariat takes off his underwear*
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2023-04-26 at 8:07 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI felt a disturbance in the force, and knew someone needed to be reminded that that cool ranch with the lil dill springs n herbs n garlic in it is second to none
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2023-04-26 at 8 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momenta homemade herb ranch is always bomb
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2023-04-26 at 4:11 AM UTC in Folks I am the best chef of all time, I can cook anythingLets meet and iron chef
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2023-04-26 at 4:11 AM UTC in Folks I am the most attractive man on Earth
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2023-04-25 at 7:54 PM UTC in Bradley and Kafka were rightSounds like someone got bullied by a teenager again.
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2023-04-25 at 1:56 PM UTC in Ayn Rand wasn't too bad looking when she was youngershe looks like a boy with a mom who desperately wants a trans kid
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2023-04-25 at 1:54 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-04-25 at 10:17 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentIm bawically doing the life equivalent of hanging off the backof a ciry bus whilst riding a skateboard.
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2023-04-25 at 10:12 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI should get points for being an absolute bro. Tiny asian chick n glasses nerdy white guy. Dude clearly has a tech job and his shit together. Asian girl starts running her fingers up and down my back and hooking her fingers in my belt loop while im trying to put music on the jukebox. Part of me wants to be like “ yeah you got a tesla and a 200k a year job bro but i could jackhammer ur tinder date in the parking lot riht now.” But of. me being me i asked him what i should put on the jukebox and make her stop grabbing me, and eventually moved a couple tables away and played babymaking songs until they got in the uber,
Also the woman whose husband punched me was in the bar and she said she regrets that i think poorly of her and think shes crazy but swallowing a medicine cabinet full of pills. and trying to run off with a man 10 years your junior to spice up your loveless marriage is peak crazy bitch so i said vaya con dios -
2023-04-25 at 6:32 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by aldra you must never cross the streams
They moved next to me from the end of the bar n one asked if i was gonna buy a girl a drink and i laughed n just kept drinking. Want to be like even if you had a mpist hole i wouldnt buy you shit, DYLAN MULVANEY. Last 2 women i took hpme gave me mouth herpes n u guys look like 2 fat latinas during a bad bput of food poisoning -
2023-04-25 at 5:52 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Double makers mark with 2 ice cubes and a pepperoni jalapeno pineapple pizza
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2023-04-25 at 5:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentAt the bar n 2 obvipus trannies keep trying to talk to me n im running out of polite ways to say to please leave me alone
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2023-04-24 at 1:52 PM UTC in Congo niggas smoking catalytic convertersnyaope
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2023-04-23 at 8:35 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentAte leftover munchies from dinner gf made which was surprisingly good. gotta go move my car bc i parked in the landlords spot vc street parking in this part of town sucks n im lowkey highkey trying to find a reason for a physical altercatiom with tbe landlord bc his bitchass let us live here with black mold for over a fucking year
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2023-04-22 at 11:43 AM UTC in Would you do Britney Spears?Yeah prolly. She looks like she rides dick like a spastic
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2023-04-22 at 9:51 AM UTC in Efficient Car Diagnostics How Ancel OBD2 Scanners Simplify TroubleshootingJames zhang doin his thang yo nigga whats ur number lets talk bidnass?
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2023-04-22 at 9:50 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentIdid not sing but i hit 6 bars and an egyptian car dealer gave me $200 to buy drinks after he left. He headbutted his brother and then wandered off into the night. Imma just out this on my credit card bc im responsibke but sandniggers drink hella good. wtf even is chartreusse
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2023-04-22 at 4:24 AM UTC in shes the only one
