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  1. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yiu been thinking about it all day yesterday.

    I'm not a time traveller dummy

    You posted it today...so I wasnt thinking about it yesterday...duh
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Creating content that will Garner likes and increase my followers.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Smashing my testicles between two dinner plates.
  4. Originally posted by WellHung Attempting to slam my car door into my testicles.

    I'd suggest swing your hips forward just as the door shuts.
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  5. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    John Door
  6. shopping for an espresso maker
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Playing with my micropenis.
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Dipping my testicles into a pot of boiling water.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Dropping a brick on my testicles.
  10. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked shopping for an espresso maker

    I promise you don't want that BS in your home
  11. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Take it from a nigga with 2 Brevilles
  12. Originally posted by WellHung Dropping a brick on my testicles.

    Talk to HTS and he'll fix you up (with a pair of scissors).
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Talk to HTS and he'll fix you up (with a pair of scissors).

    Imagine having your arms ripped off by a grain separator.
  14. Originally posted by WellHung Imagine having your arms ripped off by a grain separator.

    At least you never have to buy gloves again.
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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Facilitating CandyRein & Don'tTellEm's attempts at repairing their fractured relationship.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole


    On a lil break outside … ❤️
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  17. warm-white lights make a negroe less black and less noggish.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Post a pic of you outside the coffee shop
  19. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 I promise you don't want that BS in your home

    I do want espresso tho. i might just get one of those lil moka pot dealies n see if it do what it do
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Bullying a bully ❤️
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