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  1. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    That's mexican as it gets right?
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  2. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No i hate it make one with pancho villa



    Originally posted by CASPER I will take a limited edition holographic custom lolcat

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  3. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    I'm bummed out. Who wants a free 100% custom LOLcat?
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  4. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER I meant to submit a custom special edition 2019 sober n gay limited edition lolcat entitled tarcat/narcat with a picture of a chunk of heroin and a bottle of narcan, but I can't find my last chunk of heroin and using pics of other people's drugs seems kinda unauthentic.

    The LOLcat business is rough isn't it? It took me years of studying to harness my skill.

    With practice you can. I believe in you.
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  5. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the ballad of brown water.


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  6. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Rrr You are a fucking creep

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  7. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo You never gave me any lolcat.

    Growing up in Russia I dreamed of one day affixing a cats visage to the dear leaders face as a sign of respect and reverence. Alas I was not blessed with the artistic skills that you possess so I humbly ask for a LOLcat of his likeness that I can place upon my wall and make offerings of turnips and borscht to. If you deny me this I may disappear



    Am I the only one paying attention here?! This thread is so out of control and so long people are forgetting.
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  8. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Tell the story of that one time you buttchugged a forty. Or any other story from the era. You gotta entertain the masses if you're intending to actually make the longest thread on the internet.

    Dude, that was you. You were trying to leave a party and as a goof we decided you needed to take goodbye shots with all of us. You got hammered and randomly said you'd try to buttchug a fourty. We said there's no way you could but it'd be cool. Then you wanted $50 for the act. You set yourself up against a couch and couldn't find your own asshole and wanted us to help guide it in. No one wanted to partake so you went next door where your drug addicted girl friend you always called Ho-zilla was passed out on pills. She wanted no part of it either so you promised her McDonalds in the morning if she'd help shove a fourty in your butt.

    So you came stumbling back and finally got the fourty in your butt but couldn't buttchug any of it. With shame all over your face you asked for your $50. The guy tells you that since you didn't butt chug as promised he wasn't going to pay you. You then took a wild swing at him but was so drunk you just fell on your face. In a desperate attempt to save face you downed the rest of the fourty that was just in your butt.

    Last I heard you woke up to Ho-zilla doing the laundry she had just done the day before. She says she woke up to you pissing all over the pile of clean clothes and when she asked you what you were doing you replied, "I have to do what I need to do." Or some stupid shit like that.

    The fact you would make a wild claim that it was me who would do such unspeakable acts really shows what a piece of shit you are you degenerate fuck.
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  9. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano I thought I just bumped? Oh well

    BUMPYOTSr

    I would've changed the mouth but that fake smile is too perfect. That's truly a 100% cutom LOLcat that no body else can do. I've perfected the craft. Some people use an IOS algorithm to make their LOLcats but if you look closely a trained eye can tell they're not 100% CUSTOM.



    MyWifeIsDead is a piece of shit for trying to derail THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET! We're accomplishing things here that will be remembered for years and all he can talk about is how o b s e s s e d he is with facebook. I'd feel bad for the guy but he really brought it on himself.
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  10. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    *Edited*
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  11. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano >:( I most certainly have NOT good sir. I'd love for you to dig that out for me.

    Anyway, yeah I dig, I dig. I got a story similar to yours but I don't have time right now. I'll poast it soon when the price is more right.

    Am I the only one with a memory around here?



    Everyone who has posted has gotten a free 100% custom LOLcat.
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  12. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano lolcatz plz


    You have already received one kind sir. If you give a good story I will give you another 100% free custom LOLcat.
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  13. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny momdead and wifedead not the same person ?

    They're the same person. Kids had a rough past. Probably why the faggot is taking out on me. Used to be my mom is dead but he had to update it.It's honestly fucking brutal.
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  14. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano bunp the PALASRTT pOST

    We should be pals. You got a facebook?
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  15. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER sang songs about being felched by Matt Lauer.

    I had a rap about how I was jerking off under the table like Matt Lauer. "Studio Jerkin'".

    Poast was in it.
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  16. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead How about the ethics of unfriending people on facebook without warning?

    Some people are obsessed with social media. To the extent of, 'If you're not my friend on facebook then I'm not your friend.' Or, 'Why didn't you like my post on instagram? Did I do something to offend you?'

    These types of people are the lowest of the low when it comes to personalities. They don't appreciate true friends and try to feel accomplished by their posts and how many likes they get. It's a sad desperate cry for attention. The ethics of it being that what they choose to show the world is more exciting than the world they are in. They don't live in the moment and document what they should be enjoying at the time. But they look forward to posting it for others to see how great their life is perceived.

    Sometimes people get so caught up in making dicks, made up pranks and driving half the country to be retarded, they lose sight of what's really funny. It turns out they were the joke the whole time.


    You're lucky Operation Northwoods never came to fruition. Fuck you.
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  17. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I like nicholas rage, can you a make me a kitty kat?!


    Best I can do in this thread. The mods are coming down hard to keep this thread in order.

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  18. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    You've recieved two good sir. You're only proving you have nothing to contribute. You got a green poop 100% custom LOLcat and a 100% custom Hitler LOLcat.

    Deliver if you would like more please. I can't give away multiple free 100% custom LOLcats to everyone. I'm sorry.
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  19. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by STER0S hitler plz

    Jesus christ man. You're persistent. I'll give you that.

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  20. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Cold Air Can you make a lolcat for me? <3

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