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A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-10 at 2:29 AM UTC
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2019-11-10 at 4:29 AM UTC
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2019-11-10 at 4:33 AM UTC
Matchstick men
Roy Waller
Counts by threes. What's that tick that people have called? Actual OCD? Be funny if he punches the Cage in threes while counting.
Hangs out with Billy the kid from the Green Mile
Sleazy call marketing scammer. Typical Cage
Not on Con Air, but still doing cons.
Hasn't been in a personal relationship in 10 years. Could be due to his ticks. Heather Fentin. Hollywoods hill gal. She left him with a black eye he gave her and a bun in the oven.
Unsure if he has a kid. Gets his meds and runs out of the phyciatrists office.
Heavy chain smoker.
Gets underage girls number. Angela. Claims to be his daughter. His ticks calm down. Closet pedo?
"Antiques. They wait for no man."
Is slowly trying to become a father figure. Working out the kinks.
Not a con man, a con artist.
Nicolas Cage seriously talks like such a faggot. The actor, not the character.
Is obsessed with his carpet being clean. Cage could walk into the room and step on a carpet with shoes on and that begins leading up to the fight as Roy is winking the whole time.
Doesn't want to pull long cons. Too risky. Until he finds himself falling in love with an underage girl
"I told you I don't like the outdoors."
Doesn't associate with black people.
Gets sad when he kicks underage girls out of his life.
"Have you ever been dragged on the sidewalk until you PISSED BLOOD?!!!!!!'
The pills he was taking was soy supplements. What a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.
Will risk his life for his daughter he just met. I wonder if the Cage only takes roles where he's the saviour. Has he ever been in a side role?
"Don't transfer responsibility." quote from his pshyciatrist
Clean shot of the Cages butt cheeks around 1:41. Not bad
"You didn't take it, I gave it to you."
One of Cages attempting to act role. He pulled it off really good playing someone with a head problem. The only other role he tries to act I would think be Vampires Kiss. But this role….. I'm drunk and smoked pot. Let me try to get this together.
Ruled by anxiety, everything he does that doesn't pertain to work is anti-methodical. Apparently this sentence ruins the next one……. When it does come to work he is intense and methodical. Smart. Intelligent. A typical one dimensional Cage role. He did really good. I've seen the movie a couple times before but knowing what's going to happen really kills the re-watchability.
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2019-11-10 at 5:11 AM UTCYes yes it's cool gont I have a big dick
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2019-11-10 at 8:14 PM UTCi might watch 8mm tonight, or maybe i won't. i just go with the flow bitches heeha
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2019-11-10 at 8:45 PM UTCnobody cares
qfnc
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2019-11-11 at 12 AM UTC
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2019-11-12 at 3:43 AM UTCI'm working on more Cage posts. Takes time.
Work and a wife and a kid. Give me a break and bump the thread. The mods are trying to make this site a more social media thing and I'm trying to resist.
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2019-11-12 at 4:10 AM UTCbunp the PALASRTT pOST
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2019-11-12 at 6:04 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-13 at 4:06 AM UTC
Face/Off
Castor Troy/Sean Archer
This is going to be messy so I'm going to stick with who Castor Troy is. You know, when he get his face off:
Shoots little kids. I can respect that. Know the feeling.
Gropes suspected underage girls dressed as a priest. He could be wearing that pre fight.
He could tie the Cages shoes and stand up. "If I didn't love you so much I'd have to kill you bro."
"everything's just peachy. You know, I can eat a peach for hours."
Fuck this. the Mrs is mad so I'm just going to watch the movie. No fucking 100% custom LOLcats or anything. The Cage rips his face off or something and molests girls. Fuck this shit, -
2019-11-13 at 11:57 AM UTCyeah but you know that peach is just so damn, you know...
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2019-11-13 at 11:57 AM UTCpeachy
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2019-11-14 at 12:38 AM UTCI'll work on the notes later. Didn't get that far where he has a half hour monologue about how long he can eat peaches.
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2019-11-15 at 12:46 AM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 2:22 AM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 2:47 AM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 8:14 AM UTCDo a family man
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2019-11-15 at 8:14 AM UTC..Up the ass
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2019-11-15 at 5:32 PM UTCMord believes the photo is not just a look a like, but the actual actor himself only 200 years older. The photo has been traced back to a Confederate prisoner named LT. G.B Smith or Robert Smith who was imprisoned at Johnson’s Island Prison.
We can all agree he has an icy vampiric look and acting style. And he definitely shows no life in his films, be honest he plays the same character whether he’s drunk in Vegas or on a plane full of prisoners. If he was hundreds of years old you would think he would have learned how to do a better southern accent. Sounds like Keanu Reeves trying to play a Winston Churchill.
