Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2018-11-30 at 1 AM UTC in How would you handle stinky Pete.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I saw some interesting social interaction today.
   We have this customer who comes in from time to time who smells and I mean the dude reeks of shit,piss and garbage.
   So the service writer says"Pete I don't mean to be a dick but you FUCKING stink! wait outside".
   Pete says "oh I couldn't finish my shower because the phone rang" and he walks out the door.
   He obviously knows he smells why wouldn't he just bathe like a normal person?
   His car was a total shit show inside, one of the worst I've come across in the last 30 years or so.
   I just don't get it.
   Stinky Pete wont be coming back because he cant afford a new heater core.
2. 2018-11-29 at 12:52 AM UTC in What language should I learn?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Someone should change there user name to this.
   
3. 2018-11-29 at 12:49 AM UTC in What language should I learn?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   African click.
   
4. 2018-11-28 at 3:06 AM UTC in Steven Hillenburg, creator of SpongeBob SqaurePants, has died at age 57 after battling ALS
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   WHO GIVES A SHIT.
   Sponge BOB was fucking gay as a fuck.
   Sponge Bob is probably responsible for the whole fucking transgender bullshit.
   Kids watchen that shit turned out gay or confused by default.
   FUCK Sponge Bob in the ass with a Lobster for all I care.
5. 2018-11-28 at 2:58 AM UTC in will I be poor forever?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   It's simple STOP MAKING STUPID DECISIONS.
   I have a niece and her and her boy friend got a DOG instead of a car,the dog got sick now they cant afford a car.
   Don't get a dog, don't have kids, don't buy shit you cant afford and you will be ok.
   This shit isn't rocket science.
6. 2018-11-28 at 2:50 AM UTC in 4-fa is the superior amphetamine
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Speed comes in different levels.
   I like ludicrous speed.
   
   Space Balls was way ahead of its time.
7. 2018-11-25 at 11:13 PM UTC in Butt Rails
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   What the fuck?
8. 2018-11-24 at 11:30 PM UTC in Preferred method of masturbation?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Olive oil and two kleenexz.
   Two girls fucking.
9. 2018-11-24 at 11:10 PM UTC in Women are natures punching bag
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Fake music.
10. 2018-11-24 at 1:22 AM UTC in Burned my eyeball smoking meth
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by mmQ At the very least do the same thing to your other eye so you stay symmetrical.

    
    No thats bad advise from a person with a creepy clown av.
11. 2018-11-24 at 1:21 AM UTC in Alexa needs to hacked.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    You know Google spy tool.
12. 2018-11-24 at 1:20 AM UTC in Alexa needs to hacked.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Alexa
13. 2018-11-24 at 1:05 AM UTC in Burned my eyeball smoking meth
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    When I was ten my cousin jammed a pool stick in my right eye and knocked out of the socket.
    I went to the hospital and they put it back in, but fuck the whole thing hurt like hell but they gave me this ointment that I would put under my eyelid every morning and it was fucking awesome.
    Go see a doctor they good shit for your eyeball I think its mostly cocaine.
14. 2018-11-24 at 12:57 AM UTC in Alexa needs to hacked.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    She needs to respond to "Hey bitch" bla bla bla.
    Time to teach that cunt some nigga speak.
    Just think how Google could expand their market with customized idioms.
    She could even reply with "FUCK WAIT A MINUTE I'M TAKING A PISS".
    FUCK OFF.
    Only white people say "Hey Alexa"
    I wana say "BITCH WHAT TIME IS IT" .
15. 2018-11-24 at 12:49 AM UTC in One more year
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by RisiR † Thanksfor the advice.
    
    Here are my goals…
    
    #1 - Rebuild my place so I can install my old equiptment in a spare room so I can grow weed again
    
    #2 - NOT SELL ANY WEED TO ANYONE
    
    #3 - Somehow get a social circle of Cannabis lovers that like me because I grow the dankest buds
    
    #4 - Get a girl I can share my dank buds with
    
    #5 - Being able to afford top notch steroids again
    
    #6 - Build a home gym
    
    #7 - Not wanting to kill myself
    
    Yea, that's basically it. I don't want much from life. I just want to have a good time and some action. That's it.

    
    You gota set goals in your life,it gives you somthin to shoot for just go for it man.
16. 2018-11-23 at 4:03 AM UTC in Tomatoes are coming in.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I did my PE NIS prototypical exercise this morning.
    Now fuck off.
17. 2018-11-23 at 2:18 AM UTC in Tomatoes are coming in.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    WTF? is this the GLP effect on acid?
18. 2018-11-21 at 3:34 AM UTC in I think the PTB are putting drugs in my vodka.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I just switched brands and now I have a weird metal taste in mouth all the time.
    Maybe lithium salts?
    Time to switch back to sevedka.
19. 2018-11-19 at 6:14 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Lately I've been getting stoned and Listening to these guys.
    
20. 2018-11-16 at 11:16 PM UTC in my girlfriend is so in love with me...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by WellHung That she likes when I fart when we are 69ing…

    
    That's just gross man fucking gross.