AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
So I'm going into the booze store today and notice an older shitbox chevy impala with the windshield totally smashed OUTward not smashed in. I think to myself WTF is the story behind that and how the fuck can anybody see through that. Little did I know the nig was in the car at the time watchen me looking at his car. So as I'm going to my truck he yells at me "HEY WATCH YOU DOIN GETTEN UP IN ALL MY CHIT!!!" I go "what??" He say's "I SAW YOU LOOKIN AT MY WINDSHIELD" I said ya I was wondering how anyone could drive like that. Then he started laughing and drove away. That stupid moron is going to get pulled over and scream RACISM!!! That is all and good Day to you all.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
"African Magnet" I work at a auto auction on Fridays as a driver and I was pulling this older Mercedes 320i in and One of the dealers said "This is a 1200 dollar African Magnet". Sure enough the thing sold for $900.00 It will probly sell retail for 2 grand. Some stupid nig is going to buy this thing and thinks he is the king of the world. LOL ALL BECAUSE HE BOT A MERCEDES. Same thing goes for BMW they ant worth shit and nobody wants them but everyone thinks they are special but they aren't. African Magnets. The world is so full of dipshits it is amazing.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I installed it on a pc that I don't use much idk it's not what it's all cracked up to me. Fallout 76 crashes every time I log out and I can't get the sound to work. Meh might as well be fucking around with some stupid Linux disro that sucks ass.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Lol. I haven't smoked that shit in 13+ years. I remember smoking some as I was leaving my driveway to go to my buddy's house and I fell out of my doorless Jeep Wrangler before I got even a couple hundred feet from home. Thankfully I had my seatbelt on or I would have ran myself over but still, dangling halfway upsidedown out of a moving car while tripping balls probably wasn't much better. I managed to get to his house somehow.
Is it still legal in your state?
Fuck YA!! It makes you feel like you actually have a purpose in life because if you didn't you would dead already. I did so much stupid shit I can't believe I'm still alive. Luck guardian angel call it what you will I should be dead many times over.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
LOL I didn't know gas station acid was still a thing. The last time I did salvia 30+ years ago I was at work and somebody locked the keys in a car. The car had a keyless entry pad on the door I looked at the pad and saw that only five numbers were worn you could see it. So I just hit them in order and the lock popped everyone thought I was a fucking wizard or some shit lol.
