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my girlfriend is so in love with me...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    That she likes when I fart when we are 69ing...
  2. #2
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    What's her name?
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Rosey
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    ZwipPeeDo Yung Blood
    It's been approximatively most than 15 years that i'm not with a girlfriend ... It's probably because i don't want a girl who doesn't burp al least 33 times a day... is it possible ?!
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by WellHung That she likes when I fart when we are 69ing…

    That's just gross man fucking gross.
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion That's just gross man fucking gross.

    You think that's gross?

    You ought to have to wash his drawers.
  7. #7
    ZwipPeeDo Yung Blood
    nothing's really gross on this planet.. think so.. ;)
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Oh shit, sounds like she's over-compensating to me. There's only one reason why chicks over compensate on signs of affection. Clearly she's fucking someone else.



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  9. #9
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    I can count to 1 without my feet.
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    In fact she's obvs a right dirty cow, she most prolly banging a few others, at least.



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  11. #11
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    He had a nice belt buckle but it wasn't that big.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by cupocheer He had a nice belt buckle but it wasn't that big.

    Hahahahahahh, quality.



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  13. #13
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    STO

    neenerneener
  14. #14
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Matt's got permanent rubber dick so I guarantee any woman with him will eventually need fucked elsewhere
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Matt's got permanent rubber dick so I guarantee any woman with him will eventually need fucked elsewhere

    Can you extrapolate?
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't understand what that word means sorry
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Can you extrapolate?

    I tink he explained it pretty well the first time.



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  18. #18
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Narc I tink he explained it pretty well the first time.



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    I think she wants him to extrapolate her and was asking if he could.
  19. #19
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Extrapolate her? I barely know her
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by GGG Extrapolate her? I barely know her

    Really?

    What color was my thong?
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