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2019-01-02 at 1:04 AM UTC in As a heavy drinker I have learned never to trust a fart.Farts turn into sharts after 40.
Protip. -
2019-01-02 at 1:02 AM UTC in Trump really wants to keep out the beaners...
Originally posted by mikeyagain Yeah, no wall will stop em.. I like what another guy on here said.. Deport em once, but implant a frequency controlled device in their skull.. Drop em back off at home, with a set of instucts (in English, and Spanish) explaining how to not get too close to the border..
Ya that other guy was me. -
2019-01-02 at 12:33 AM UTC in I don't wanna fuckin go to work...Everyone should just quit/who's John Galt.
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2019-01-02 at 12:26 AM UTC in Your 2019 Resolutions?
Originally posted by GGG Burning man is a real event with real things to see. I hear it's pretty commercialized now, but I'd still rather go there than New York, which is not a real place.
Burning man is on my bucket list,I want to ride a tricycle naked with sparklers up my ass and have people think I'm a frigging genius. -
2019-01-02 at 12:21 AM UTC in Anyone preemptively call in sick?I'm thinking I should text my boss with a bad chicken indigestion excuse for not showing up tomorrow.
But actually I've been drinking rum since 2 o'clock and I know I wont want to get up in the morning.
I did do a four mile hike today so I feel entitled to fuck up now. -
2018-12-31 at 10:05 PM UTC in Trump really wants to keep out the beaners...The wall is just a fucking distraction.
What they really want is a nation wide ID for everyone,if you don't have one guess what you don,t have the ability to function normally in society.
Check this link out.
https://www.epic.org/privacy/id_cards/
Combine this with a chip in your hand and purely digital currency and then THEY have complete control. -
2018-12-31 at 12:44 AM UTC in Have you ever resided in a trailer park?NO
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2018-12-30 at 11:52 PM UTC in Would you choose to go gay?I could never eat another guys ass.Period..
Eating pussy is delight.
So no I'm not gay and wont be anytime soon. -
2018-12-30 at 11:47 PM UTC in I only smoke self levitating weed.Ya its a good one no carb though.
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2018-12-30 at 11:41 PM UTC in I only smoke self levitating weed.LOL this thing is fun.
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2018-12-30 at 10:08 PM UTC in Iron sky 2Release date set for 16th of January.
ZIG HIEL MOTHERFRICKERS -
2018-12-30 at 3:05 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new usernameI'll let Lanny figuger our this double post shit.
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2018-12-30 at 2:59 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new username
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2018-12-29 at 2:29 AM UTC in weed bensos or mor=e boozeWhaTE DO YOU SAY?
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2018-12-28 at 12:34 AM UTC in Trump really wants to keep out the beaners...WE should start a tag and release program.
When we get them we just don't ship them back, we install an explosive device in there head so if they come within 2 miles of a border RADIO signal then there heads explode.
Compliance through fear. -
2018-12-28 at 12:22 AM UTC in Do cats judge whenMe I don't give a shit what they think, who are they going to tell anyway.
Now if you are malice on the other hand ???????????? -
2018-12-28 at 12:19 AM UTC in the spice must fl
I loved all the Dune books. -
2018-12-28 at 12:17 AM UTC in the spice must fl
Shits spicy. -
2018-12-26 at 1:47 AM UTC in Who has to work tomorrow??I do but don't want to at all.
